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[Sarkovar]

Crude hand grenades with varying levels of quality and potentially devastating repercussions.

Urist McGrenadier thought he was supposed to count to 5!

[Leafsnail]

-Dwarfs can have the "pyromaniac" trait, they are only happy if they have recently set something on fire. They enjoy burning barrels the most; mainly those filled with booze, and especially when they are in a stock pile.

Actually I think having "criminals" (such as arsonists... be careful with your booze stockpiles, I guess) who show up in your fort and want to cause trouble wouldn't be a bad idea at all (since we already have stuff a bit like that with vampires).  It'd certainly give the justice system more of a reason to exist if a well maintained one could deter criminals.

[Ross Vernal]

- reports section also includes graphic descriptions of dwarven sex life

Oh gods.

Urist McDorf stabs Urista McDorf in the crotch with his meat spear, but the attack is deflected by the -raven leather thong- x50
Urist McDorf has collapsed from exhaustion!
Urista McDorf's nose takes the full force of the impact, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urista McDorf has been struck down!

[Hanslanda]

I have a strange feeling the conversation afterwards would read like your sig.

[Ashsaber]

Dorfs stop taking offense at short jokes.

[Hanslanda]

Instead, they go into an automatic martial trance and butcher anything taller than them. Err, bad suggestions... My bad.

[oven_baked]

-No elf merchant can resist making short jokes.
-It is a crime punished by death.


-Trees regrow at a realistic rate (30-200 years)

-Dragons mature to full size in 10years
-Dragons reproduce asexually have litters of 10+

-Prague can arrive at the fort by merchants. Infection works by spores.
 

[Niyazov]

-Prague can arrive at the fort by merchants. Infection works by spores.
 

I guess that's one way to do a lot of construction in a short time, provided that you like gothic architecture and can deal with the tourists.

[Hanslanda]

-No elf merchant can resist making short jokes.
-It is a crime punished by death.


-Trees regrow at a realistic rate (30-200 years)

-Dragons mature to full size in 10years
-Dragons reproduce asexually have litters of 10+

-Prague can arrive at the fort by merchants. Infection works by spores.
 

This is awesome and I want it in my game right now.

[Garath]

-Prague can arrive at the fort by merchants. Infection works by spores.
 

I guess that's one way to do a lot of construction in a short time, provided that you like gothic architecture and can deal with the tourists.

That's what I was thinking too. It's a nice place though

[Dorfimedes]

-When making Dig designations near adamantine, floors and walls have flashing numbers on them indicating how many adjacent tiles will breach the circus when mined out, a la minesweeper.

[crazysheep]

-When making Dig designations near adamantine, floors and walls have flashing numbers on them indicating how many adjacent tiles will breach the circus when mined out, a la minesweeper.

I want that, actually. It would make it so much easier to predict when to release the clowns.

-Prague can arrive at the fort by merchants. Infection works by spores.
 

I guess that's one way to do a lot of construction in a short time, provided that you like gothic architecture and can deal with the tourists.

That's what I was thinking too. It's a nice place though

And can you fleece the tourists while they're at your fort?

[Babylon]

-No elf merchant can resist making short jokes.
-It is a crime punished by death.


-Trees regrow at a realistic rate (30-200 years)

-Dragons mature to full size in 10years
-Dragons reproduce asexually have litters of 10+

-Prague can arrive at the fort by merchants. Infection works by spores.
 

This is awesome and I want it in my game right now.

Pretty sure you can mod it in.

[Blizzlord]

Make building destroyers destroy constructions and dirt/stone walls. That would be Fun...

[Musashi]

Air is modded in. Dwarves suffocate if they don't get enough oxygen to breathe.