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[GoombaGeek]

Dwarfs that worship different gods will gain bad thoughts by being in the same room. Eventually your entire population will clump up into an unstoppable holy war.

Oh, and especially devout dwarfs will occasionally claim a meeting room the same way that moody dwarfs claim workshops, and will throw whatever they can find at non-believers until killed.

[Monk321654]

The idea of an entirely immortal race offends me...
The inverse ratio of Age to Reproductive capabilities shall not let it be so!

[WealthyRadish]

-Forbidding items has a chance of making them more desirable.

-Goblins bait dwarves into coming onto the surface by dropping socks everywhere, while stealthed.

-Dwarves stop caring so much about furniture and rooms.

[Sheb]

Dwarves are now smarter and more autonomous. After embark, they'll do everything on their own, including designing the fortress.

[Corai]

Dwarves are now smarter and more autonomous. After embark, they'll do everything on their own, including designing the fortress.

And you also start with a 30-squad enforcer squad, to make the dwarves do what you want them to.

[Hanslanda]

-Dwarves now need razors to shave their beards. All dwarves demand razors for shaving, and will not go above unhappy if they have a beard.

-Goblins are always peaceful good samaritan neighbors. For trade, they bring only steel and candy bars, slade stones, food, booze, and multi colored cloth and leather of all types.

-DF MMORPG. Was that mentioned? I would literally kill myself if someone did that.

-All explicit content is banned. No more gouging eyes. No more killing a child, then using his corpse to defeat a city.

-All animals are now forced to be realistic, obeying the square cube law.

-Kobolds, dragons, minotaurs and giant keas are now civs.

[Corai]

-Dwarves now need razors to shave their beards. All dwarves demand razors for shaving, and will not go above unhappy if they have a beard.

-Goblins are always peaceful good samaritan neighbors. For trade, they bring only steel and candy bars, slade stones, food, booze, and multi colored cloth and leather of all types.

-DF MMORPG. Was that mentioned? I would literally kill myself if someone did that.

-All explicit content is banned. No more gouging eyes. No more killing a child, then using his corpse to defeat a city.

-All animals are now forced to be realistic, obeying the square cube law.

-Kobolds, dragons, minotaurs and giant keas are now civs.

Kobolds ARE a civ. There a skulking civ that exist in caves.

[Hanslanda]

Oops. I meant like, armies... Cities, fortress.

[WealthyRadish]

All dorfs are replaced by angsty androgynous anime teenagers, whose sole occupation is to engage in turn-based combat against tentacle monsters.