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[Hanslanda]

I'm seeing picturing Toady using the dollar sign for some odd reason.

Urist: By Armok, its the $!!! QUICK!! SEAL OFF THE PUPPY SHAFTS! CLOSE THE GOBLIN PIT! GET THE BABIES OUT FROM UNDER THE BRIDGE!

[Putnam]

They would probably use Ä, since I think that's what "deities" currently use.

(Or was that Å?)

[crazysheep]

Å is currently used to represent figurines.. that might make for some interesting deity discussions.

[Ashsaber]

Although it would be less "Let's pretend we're not doing bad things!" and more "Load the [insert name of superweapon here]!".

[Blizzlord]

Toady will add the symbol λ, representing humans in powered armour destroying our dwarfs with crowbars.

[vicwarrior]

Toady will add the symbol λ, representing humans in powered armour destroying our dwarfs with crowbars.

Half life... Dwarves dont even get to live half of their lives.

[Hanslanda]

Sometimes they do... Before they migrate to our forts.

[vicwarrior]

Outside of world gen dwarves have a pretty short life (and elves who dont bring war animals).

[Hanslanda]

Oh dear god, dwarves are like we play them, but AI controlled. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

[Blizzlord]

Toady will add the symbol λ, representing humans in powered armour destroying our dwarfs with crowbars.

Half life... Dwarves dont even get to live half of their lives.

The theory of half life still applies to dwarves. After a certain amount of time, you will find that half of the dwarves have died off due to "natural causes". The unique thing about the dwarven half life; however, is that it is a variable and not a constant. It also scales with the age of a fortress with higher mortality rates at the end.

In other words: λ=gC^&(fortress age)

[Riloki]

- A defined set of win conditions complete with time limit before your dwarves start abandoning your fort in waves, abandoning it progressively whether you like it or not.

- All dwarfy names will be removed and replaced instead with names like 'todd' and 'kyle' and 'cody'' or 'Wilma' and 'Gretta' and 'Jan'

- Provide a detailed easy to read user manual with dwarf fortress describing how to avoid all forms of !!FUN!! one might have.

- Trolls make homestuck jokes.

- Catsplozoid: New megabeast that leaves highly adorable cats of both genders in its wake. If killed, all cats on the map go nuclear (IE thermonuclear catsplosion, same as modifying their internal temperature to 60,000).

- Catsplozoid, but any surviving dwarves instantly tantrum because they didn't get to adopt or kill the cats, depending on if they're a cat dwarf or not.

- Return elephants to their former glory.

- Replace HFS with skeletal elephants riding upon zombie whales wielding werecarp in their decaying trunks.

- Make elves as unkillable as a bronze colossus.
-- If you DO manage to kill one, aaaaaaaalllllll of the other elves in the world show up in yoru fort at once, murdering your FPS in a fourth-wall-breaking attack of doom.

[Hanslanda]

Hehe, and they don't even attack, they just path in complex dodecahedral shapes until your fort freezes up totally.

[Niyazov]

[SEVERONBREAKS] tissue tag reimplemented and applied to all dwarves, wildlife and invaders.

[chewie]

- A defined set of win conditions complete with time limit before your dwarves start abandoning your fort in waves, abandoning it progressively whether you like it or not.

I'd totally play that.

[ZzarkLinux]

- All dwarfy names will be removed and replaced instead with names like 'todd' and 'kyle' and 'cody'' or 'Wilma' and 'Gretta' and 'Jan'

I already made a Bash Shell Script that does this
PM to request