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[borno]

Huzzah!
how much wood? enough to make a good club or enough to sell?

About as much as you could fit in your bag, which is about this much

((-1 to acting?))

Fix'd.

[borno]

[4] After a while of looking, you find a general needs store.

You [3-1] follow the cleric. You see him snorting in anger. He may be on to you. You try to jump behind a bush but it is too late...

You [5+1] get back home using a traditional octopus dance! However, it also attracts some creepy looking men...

You [1] try to look around town, but the suns glare is too bright! You crumple down in a heap. Suddenly, some of your former friends come out of the pub and laugh at you.

[lawastooshort]

Confront the creepy looking men.

"What do you want! You hassle an innocent traditional morris dancer thus? The shame! Do you wish a dance? Or do you have some kind of quest?"

[Spinal_Taper]

Tavis says that now he had been training for years in the mountains, and they had better fear him.

Tavish looks his traitorous friends in the eyes, then says "Well then lads. I bet you think I'm all washed up, don't ye? I'll le'cha know, I left the acting game, and now I am a mighty adventurer. I trained for years up in the mountains, and now I have returned. I wondered just how the place had changed, so I decided to check out the old bar. I find you guys, and you know what? You're lucky I'm a nice drunk ". With that, he turns around, and walks back into the street.

[IronyOwl]

See if they carry easily portable rations and bedrolls.

[Unholy_Pariah]

see if the general store i followed irony to stocks any kind of axe, buy said axe and some food rations

[borno]

The men [4] laugh and walk away.

Your friends [2+1] stare at you for a while, then slowly start to back away. But then one of them says: "Prove it." They all fall silent at this, and even the one who said it starts to look like he regretted it.

[6] They carry Buckets O' Beans^TM, Rock mattress^TM and the Sleep in your food!^TM for =50=, =100=, and =300=, respectively. There are also some different things, if you care to look.

[6] You find: THE AXE OF AWESOME!^TM, but unfortunately it costs =500=. The rations are Buckets O' Beans^TM, Tummy Yummies^TM, And the Deliciasso! Packet of Fun!^TM for =50=, =25=, and =100=.

[Unholy_Pariah]

buy the Buckets O' Beans^TM and Tummy Yummies^TM, then wait for everyone else to finish their actions before attempting to steal THE AXE OF AWESOME!^TM on my way out and running like all hell is chasing me out of the town

[borno]

You buy the Bucket O' Beans^TM and Tummy Yummies^TM! The shop keeper, seeing your hopelessness, adds on another =20= to the deal. You grumble and give him your money. You then bide your time.

[lawastooshort]

Find a stray dog and eat it, as octopusmen are wont to do. Then check out the local shop.

[IronyOwl]

Buy a Bucket O Beans and Rock Mattress, then search for a smithy.

[killerhellhound]

find a smith and buy some metal bars as well as ask to use his forge to make a twohanded battle axe 
take 2

[Unholy_Pariah]

steal THE AXE OF AWESOME!^TM and run out of the town like all hell is chasing me

[killerhellhound]

steal THE AXE OF AWESOME!^TM and run out of the town like all hell is chasing me

wait i will make a bag with eye holes then you can do that

[Unholy_Pariah]