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Author Topic: So they found more of the mayan calender.  (Read 18102 times)

RedKing

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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2012, 10:47:56 am »
Quote from: MorleyDev on May 14, 2012, 10:38:57 am
Crossbows? Everybody knows the most economically stable item on the planet is the graphical calculator. I swear they cost exactly as much as they did twenty years ago....

You should at least link to the comic.  :P
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2012, 02:05:23 pm »
I'm going to enjoy the world not ending on the 21st.

And if it does,

We had a good run.

~Humanity
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2012, 02:15:28 pm »
I'll probably be working. :-\
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #63 on: May 14, 2012, 02:29:27 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on May 14, 2012, 02:15:28 pm
I'll probably be working. :-\
Even if the world ends. That'd be our luck.
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2012, 02:30:18 pm »
On the other hand, if there's a rapture-thingy, I'll have all the computers I want!
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #65 on: May 14, 2012, 02:32:15 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on May 14, 2012, 02:30:18 pm
On the other hand, if there's a rapture-thingy, I'll have all the computers I want!

ALL THE INTERNET :D

(Also, who wouldn't try running DF on a super computer?)
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #66 on: May 16, 2012, 01:18:54 am »
I'll be waiting for the sudden wave of babies in September 2013. It's gonna happen. I knows it because I seen a vision. Yup.
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #67 on: May 16, 2012, 05:16:03 am »
I disapprove of this development. How will I be fed the souls of all living beings if the world doesn't end in December? Screw this. You Mesoamericans go find yourselves a new Death god.
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #68 on: May 16, 2012, 06:33:43 am »
Dibs!
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #69 on: May 16, 2012, 11:25:44 am »
Quote from: greatorder on May 15, 2012, 06:07:05 am
if it's the rapture, d'ya think god would forgive any non-Christians?
Lololololo

1. Biblical God = You die now k
2. Christians got it wrong.

For you see, I consulted the Ferryman's manual, and it says during apocalypse event 4.1, as long as you proclaim (or not proclaim) your loyalty to no one (not even the Blood God), you shall be spared, left on Earth to continue living in average, exciting mundane existence whilst the others get stolen... Doomed to spending eternity chanting the Blood God's name.
Or it's the other way around, it's not very clear on that.
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #70 on: May 16, 2012, 11:33:08 am »
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #71 on: May 16, 2012, 11:34:55 am »
Quote from: greatorder on May 16, 2012, 11:34:19 am
SECOND!
DAMN IT!

Screw you guys. I'm just gonna sit here and wait for the rapture. Then I'll still be sitting here, and all you fuckers will be dead. :P
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #72 on: May 16, 2012, 11:35:42 am »
Quote from: greatorder on May 16, 2012, 11:32:40 am
incidentally, doesn't the bible mention something about no-one but god knowing when the rapture would be?

It also has some specific dates already passed so no one really takes it seriously.

And by no one, I mean a lot of people o-o
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #73 on: May 16, 2012, 11:35:47 am »
So basically the Crazy Mayan Cult Calendar (tm) they found before just was like volume 1 or maybe the "travel sized" version. Not so much "doomsday" as "see book 2-whatever."
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Re: So they found more of the mayan calender.
« Reply #74 on: May 16, 2012, 11:37:07 am »
Quote from: greatorder on May 16, 2012, 11:32:40 am
incidentally, doesn't the bible mention something about no-one but god knowing when the rapture would be?

if so, that means that if you are Christian, you just need to predict that the world will end every day, and it won't.

And thus was God ensnared in a web of logic and prophecy.
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