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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5924250 times)

Xantalos

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27915 on: April 28, 2015, 01:05:45 am »

((Hey, it's that hug guy in another incarnation!))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27916 on: April 28, 2015, 01:18:46 am »

Alright, so here's my next char. Someone should probably check for errors, just to be sure.
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((... Just so you know, this is going on the wiki as 'Gus'. You ass. ))

Thinks he's a Doctor, trying to break our templates...

:P

(( Edit: Huh. This didn't break the template as bad as I was expecting. Great job, Paris. I still don't understand how they work XD
... why did I think this was the OOC channel? ))
« Last Edit: April 28, 2015, 02:02:15 am by Kriellya »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27917 on: April 28, 2015, 01:48:56 am »

Alright, so here's my next char. Someone should probably check for errors, just to be sure.
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... Just do you know, this is going on the wiki as 'Gus'. You ass.

Thinks he's a Doctor, trying to break our templates...

:P

Edit: Huh. This didn't break the template as bad as I was expecting. Great job, Paris. I still don't understand how they work XD

((Resisting the urge to add extra names now.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27918 on: April 28, 2015, 09:59:22 pm »

Glad that the ship had a kitchen, Elias quickly walked to the rec room. Upon arrival he searched the place to get a general idea of what ingredients were available, and what he had to cook them with.

Head to the rec room and look around.

Also, what stat/skill would control cooking?
Handiwork

It's got a tv, kitchen, sparring ring, vr stuff, etc.

C-could I have bacon?

Order bacon.
"Just straight bacon? Nothing else? How much ya want?"

Jason sighs at the lack of response from the Shackle. Deciding he doesn't need an uncooperative weapon, he gets up from the couch and goes to find the Armory Master. "Excuse me, ma'am. Sorry to bother you, but I've been thinking that this Shackle is more of a liability than a utility right now. Sadly, it's attached to the lower part of my arm. Is there any way you could, or would, be willing to remove it for me? And possibly cauterize the stump or keep it from bleeding somehow? If I can get my arm back, I'm hoping the folks in the infirmary can reattach it." Jason politely requests.

Go ask AM to get the Shackle off of me, possibly by severing my lower arm. Once the Shackle is off, try to remove my lower arm from it and go put the Shackle in my footlocker. Then, head to the infirmary and see about getting the arm reattached or getting a replacement robo-arm.
The armory master gets your arm free of the shackle and you stick it in your footlocker

"Fucking finally. Thanks, dude," he said to his supplier.

Go back to my room and abuse self-administer drugs.
How many? One at a time? Any preference?

((Just assuming the scan thing was for both Skylar and I to save turns))

Xan nods when he hears results will take some time. "Very well. Please notify me via wristpad when the results arrive." He turns to leave, but wheels back around after he takes a few steps.
"Also, does your department have any spare rudimentary medical equipment you would be willing to donate to me? Cutting things, lengths of cloth, the like."
As he waits for the response from the nurse he's talking to, he starts tapping on his wristpad to compose a message.
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I know that you had reasons of your own to remove the gift you gave me, else I suspect you would not have done it. I would like to know them. To know why it was deemed necessary to do it. Steve gave little elaboration on the two incidents preceding the operation; he only said I had 'gone full flesh horror again'. I can draw some conclusions from that, but I would like to hear it from you, if only to know exactly why I failed to control myself. I suspect you know why more than most, especially given that you apparently consumed my second life. What did I do such that you agreed with the decision to take away my body?

I will not try to countermand your decision, that way lies suicide. But you gave me purpose in my existence more than any other entity ever has. What would you recommend I do with myself now?

Your former creation,
Xan

Ask for medical implements for good purposes. Message Doc.
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The Number you are dialing is incorrect or has been disconnected

Jobasio smiles and gives a cheerful nod towards his customer as he hands over the lunchbox.
"No problem, my friend. Enjoy!"

Then turns and walks happily in the opposite direction, one hand fidgeting with the strap of his rifle.

Pocket my token, then wander the ship in search of a VR machine. If I manage to find one, start it up and load Tinker.
Fuuuuuck.

Fine.

Chief inspects the grappling hook. The tools seem adequate for metalworking. And this thing might come in handy. But what truly is the limit of what could be achieved?

Examine the tools and machines of the workshop in more detail. Is it every tool and fabrication machine known to man somehow stuck into a single room on a spaceship?

For instance, would I be able to smelt steel? Do a step-by-step elemental chemical identification of a metal oxide? Make diamonds via chemical vapor deposition? Synthesize ammonia in high-pressure tanks? Do 3D printing? Coat a metal object in charged paint to manage as even a covering as possible? Melt down scrap? Cover an object in a metallic coating? Weigh microgram or milligram masses? Mess around with ultrasound? Make plastics out of fluorocarbons?

Or is this simply a machining/electronics/gunsmithing workshop where I can cut metal into more or less lethal and more or less useful shapes? What are the limits, roughly?


All this did give her an idea, however.

Actual actiony bit that isn't just a non-VR tinkering textwall: take half a pound of scrap and out of it try and create a figurine of mystery - eye-catching, captivating, strange, not quite corresponding with any one thing known to human beings. A sort of object that one could mistake for an idol, with a distinctly mystical look. It's got to look nifty is the point here.
Stop asking me to quantify things that are kept vague for your benefit! If I don't tell you wants in there, anything could be in there! 3d printers, lathes, cat milking machines, anything!

Smelt steel? What exactly would you need to do that?

Analysis sure.

Yes

probably

probably

yes

probably

yes

sure

yes

hmm. You want me to roll mind to think of a design for you? The effects are potentially dangerous, like nik's painting.

"Huh. I'll try a Solar Shine, I guess."

Try a Solar Shine


He gives you a glass full of what looks like orange juice, though it has a slight luminance quality to it.
Return to rec room and watch tv.
Whadya wanna watch?

Head to infirmary and get shock implant removed by proffessionals.
Hmm. Well, I worked out that someone should have to go through 5 missions and then get approval to get it removed. You've done your missions I believe, you just need to ask miya, and he has to give a good reason why you can't if he says no.

Grab a piece of scrap metal then go hunting for Nyars at the bar.
You head to the bar and check around, but there's no obvious place where he might be. You could ask the Bartender, whatever his name is.

Thank you, let Milno know if you find something.

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Just got scanned by medical, they'll send you the results. The salvage and data has been sent to Heph, bother them if you want expedited info.
I'm going to tinker with medical devices for a while, wash the taste out so to speak. Anything you think Joker Squad could use?

Head out and explore the renovated ship some
Start with the Workshop, then the Test Chamber

Well you've seen the workshop with harry, the test chamber is a large empty room with target drones, a giant blast door at one end to vent the entire room, and a panel of various emergency buttons.

Alright, so here's my next char. Someone should probably check for errors, just to be sure.
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Looks fine mechanically, I think

Your name kinda makes me want to punch you.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27919 on: April 28, 2015, 10:12:12 pm »

Just one drug for now. I got to make this box last until my first mission!
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Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

Xantalos

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27920 on: April 28, 2015, 10:47:42 pm »

Xan goes still as he stares at the error message. His thin frame trembles as he tenses up in anger before violently putting his hand back by his side.
"Very well then."

He turns once more to the nurse.

"Is there any basic medical equipment you'd be able to offer me?"

Ask for basic medical shit from nurse. If I'm refused or accepted, doesn't matter, head to the Armory afterwards.

Xan pauses before making any kind of selection, realizing something.

"Steve. Have any restrictions been placed on me as to what I can purchase."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27921 on: April 28, 2015, 11:01:48 pm »

Jason lets out a sigh of relief once the Shackle I'd safely in the footlocker. This calls for a drink. He makes his way over to the bar, taking a seat on one of the barstools.

To the bar. Peruse the menu while trying to get the hive to produce bugs with two specific traits: The ability to secrete substances that mimic the effects of battlestims one at a time, and the ability to change the type of stim they secrete.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27922 on: April 29, 2015, 07:53:37 am »

((I was just wondering if it really was an omni-workshop of vagueness or a more grounded place to mess around in.))

Yes, do try to make an interesting statuette or figurine (half a pound of scrap metal is to be used), though try to keep the strangeness mild and not quite threatening - enough to fascinate, but not enough to, say, force one to go on a killing spree of some kind. If that's possible, of course.
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Take a sip of the Solar Shine. Assuming that nothing happens, drink the rest.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27924 on: April 29, 2015, 10:16:25 am »

The News. Then whatever equivalent to motor racing they have.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27925 on: April 29, 2015, 10:28:25 am »

get implant removed, inform miyamoto because steve/infirmary staff feels its necessary.

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Steve wants me to let you know that im getting my shock implant removed, so heres a notification.

'I am getting my implant removed, adjust future mission security protocols accordingly.'

That is all, enjoy your stay with the doomshrooms.

((I'll message him to inform him but i dont see why miya should have any right to consult?

I can understand the five mission thing to build up steves confidence in your ability to not fuck up horribly and ruin his plans, but this has nothing at all to do with miyamoto.
Sure he should be informed because he does a lot of mission planning and is the de facto leader, but this is an off-mission thing entirely between an ex-prisoner turned mercenary and the computer that freed him.))

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Sent radio pm link to this post because A. Im not part if that mission and B. I dont want any more threads im not part of cluttering my unread replies page.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27926 on: April 29, 2015, 10:29:58 am »

Pleased to find a decent kitchen, Elias searches it for ingredients and examines the appliances. Unused to the modern appliances, he prepares to make some breakfast.

Search kitchen, taking note of all appliances and ingredients.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27927 on: April 29, 2015, 10:40:02 am »

F-Four rashers please.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27928 on: April 29, 2015, 02:34:02 pm »

Ask the barman for a scotch. Also ask if he's seen Nyar's, guy about yay tall, probably carrying a bat?
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Ping Pong Massacre
« Reply #27929 on: April 29, 2015, 07:44:10 pm »

Roll out of the stasis pod and gain my bearings. Afterward, head to the player housing and select room seven. Put some clothes on.
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