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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6008444 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24690 on: May 20, 2014, 08:32:11 pm »

"Well, one of the people staying on that planet had this laser rifle they were giving away. I'm assuming this weird box connected where the battery is supposed to go is a generator... I'm going to have a look at what they have in the armory after the briefing, though."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24691 on: May 20, 2014, 08:33:51 pm »

"I'm sure it's possible. but nonstandard stuff like yours will probably cost extra. But hey, nobody who'se been here a while will think you're weird. not with some of the people we've got running around"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24692 on: May 20, 2014, 08:35:31 pm »

"Yeah, that's a generator. I should probably hook up one to mine, too. Means you don't have to use ammo. Very handy."

Denzel then turns to D'usse. "Yeah, there's actually another catgirl around here somewhere."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24693 on: May 20, 2014, 08:36:06 pm »

"It's pretty weird, but better than being dead, I guess. I'm...mobile? I have cat parts and I've fought people before. I don't know how good of an application that is for this job..."
"Pretty good, I imagine. Most of what we'll be up against should be pretty tame. Civ stuff except for whatever alien... stuff, is going on."

"Denzel Gaunt. Glad to see we have enough bodies on this team for the job. What will you be using, out of curiosity? To kill the cultists, that is."

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"...bear in mind, our mission isn't really to 'kill the cultists.' We're here to figure out what's going on and in all likelihood snatch it up and carry it off with us. The fewer people we end up killing the better."

"Nice to meet you all..." D'usse frowned. "I'm pretty fond of my cat parts at the moment, and even if I lose them, I see a lot of you have mods and artificial parts, so can't I get them modded back?"
"Oh yes, certainly. You might notice I'm a bit... modded, myself. We have a doctor on board who's a specialist at really custom jobs, too. Just... be careful of how you word things around him. He can be a bit overzealous."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24694 on: May 20, 2014, 08:40:01 pm »

"About that... you guys have handled these alien artifacts before, right? How dangerous are they?"

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24695 on: May 20, 2014, 08:40:48 pm »

((@piecewise: And what about Renen? ))
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>Probably. They're bad news. Very good at hiding and very good at killing. Then again, no one is better at killing then the HMRC.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24696 on: May 20, 2014, 08:40:53 pm »

Brother Lars turned briefly, as the chatter and commotion took over.  Several people who he did not recognize.

"Greetings, brothers and sisters of Steve!  I am Brother Lars, a faithful soldier of our holy army of the Great Glorious Steve!"  He gestured to Steve.  "I serve as prophet on the ship and as the chaplain out in the field.  Do not worry about danger and risk, for as long as your faith remains strong, the light of Steve will guide you to victory!" He beamed another smile at the people looking at him.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24697 on: May 20, 2014, 08:42:24 pm »

Kyle blinks before moving to stand behind the sane sounding people.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24698 on: May 20, 2014, 08:43:27 pm »

"Huh. Well, you're welcome, I guess. Thanks for not eating us, I suppose."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24699 on: May 20, 2014, 08:44:02 pm »

Looking around, Vincent notes the increase in ship population now that the previous mission is complete. "I'll help on any mission I can be useful in, although I'm not currently suited towards combat, so I'll probably be more useful for missions A or B. By the way, does anyone have a mirror or other reflective surface? I didn't have a chance to look at my mask before heading to stasis after I threw it on"

Vincent volunteers for all 3 missions, priority being A, then B, with C being last
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24700 on: May 20, 2014, 08:46:57 pm »

Brother Lars turned briefly, as the chatter and commotion took over.  Several people who he did not recognize.

"Greetings, brothers and sisters of Steve!  I am Brother Lars, a faithful soldier of our holy army of the Great Glorious Steve!"  He gestured to Steve.  "I serve as prophet on the ship and as the chaplain out in the field.  Do not worry about danger and risk, for as long as your faith remains strong, the light of Steve will guide you to victory!" He beamed another smile at the people looking at him.

"Wait. This is a religious revolution? You're a cult? Hasala tightens his grip on his rifle slightly.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24701 on: May 20, 2014, 08:47:19 pm »

"About that... you guys have handled these alien artifacts before, right? How dangerous are they?"
"oh man, I remember Timmy from my first mission. dude had this weird cube that just evaporated him. And then there was that other guy who kept using these artifacts. Well, some alien magic abomination came andevaporated him too. good times.

Oh, hey, Lars. Would you mind blessing my new body once I get it?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24702 on: May 20, 2014, 08:49:22 pm »

Brother Lars turned briefly, as the chatter and commotion took over.  Several people who he did not recognize.

"Greetings, brothers and sisters of Steve!  I am Brother Lars, a faithful soldier of our holy army of the Great Glorious Steve!"  He gestured to Steve.  "I serve as prophet on the ship and as the chaplain out in the field.  Do not worry about danger and risk, for as long as your faith remains strong, the light of Steve will guide you to victory!" He beamed another smile at the people looking at him.

"Wait. This is a religious revolution? You're a cult? Hasala tightens his grip on his rifle slightly.
"Nah, Lars is just a bit crazy. Not saying much though compared to most of us."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24703 on: May 20, 2014, 08:52:38 pm »

"About that... you guys have handled these alien artifacts before, right? How dangerous are they?"
"oh man, I remember Timmy from my first mission. dude had this weird cube that just evaporated him. And then there was that other guy who kept using these artifacts. Well, some alien magic abomination came and evaporated him too. good times.

Oh, hey, Lars. Would you mind blessing my new body once I get it?"


Hasala just stares at [Pancaek].

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"Nah, Lars is just a bit crazy. Not saying much though compared to most of us."

"...Oh."

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship; Magical Space Earrings
« Reply #24704 on: May 20, 2014, 08:54:53 pm »

"by the way, new bloods. what did youguys do to get thrown in here with the rest of us?"
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