Examine ants! Do they look suspicious? Do they seem to be eating through the jar? How quickly are they taking apart the dessert, are they interested in it at all? Any interesting anatomical features I can discern, like incredibly nasty jaws, or maybe physics-defying anomalous abilities? Or are they strange simply because I don't know them?
They look nonplussed.
No. It's glass. These are ants, not fluorine.
They seem to have already eaten it. Hungry ants.
Theys got big jaws alright. With little holes for injecting venom. Cool. Other then that they kinda look like hairy army ants. Hope they don't form Bivouac's like army ants. That shit scary, yo. Heads are sorta extra bulbous too.
I dunno. Thats your xeno-xenophobia.
what is on said computer?
Mostly the programs that handle the movement of the legs and creation of the HUD on the video feed and stuff. It's the control system.
For controlling stuff.
((Hmmm... very very nice...))
"Oooohh, you're a beauty. Yes you are..." said Flint as he caressed the rifle with his other arm.
He proceeded to fiddle with the dial and then pointed at a far away rock formation.
"Well, I think it's time. Let's see what you can do."
Find a large rock or rock formation to fire at.
Check if there is a pictogram in the No Color position. See if the Color Rifle will fire in the No Color position.
Then try the Green one. See if it is a laser.
Then try the Red one. What pictogram does it have? See if it is some sort of melee weapon.
((I'm not testing them all at once so that piecewise doesn't have to write too much.))
Ok.
No. No.
[con:3+1+1] It fires a shotgun blast of green light that leaves behind billiard ball sized globs of green stuff that burn and dissolve whatever they're touching before vanishing a few seconds later. Cool.
Red one has a pictogram of fire.
You wanna aim it at a rock and how far you wanna be from rock. This is important because reasons.
Invisible flying hostiles eliminated. Probably.
Shoot. Just keep shooting until I his something.
Heeeee
[con:1] AHHAHAHA 1 and then a number that doesn't activate your bonus. Cursed. This gun is cursed. Lemmee see...Ah, 1337.
Welp
[End:5]
Oooo Aren't you a lucky girl or guy.
You promptly shoot the ground in front of you and are swallowed up from the neck down by a large explosion of imploding gravitomic forces. Who has two thumbs and a body that was just pulverized into reddish goo?
It's you. Minus the thumbs, of course.
Someone wanna take eagle eye's brain to the infirmary? Maybe pick up his gun.
Help examine ants.
You look EXTRA HARD. HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR yep ants.
"Right. So. What's going on, even? Am I allowed to go to the armory?"
Head to the armory.
You go to the armory. It has much arms. So guns. Wow.
The armory master regards you with mild interest and then continues reading.