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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23790 on: February 13, 2014, 01:09:41 am »


((Still reading. My thought when it was revealed that Milno had a tech scanner gauntlet. Honey badger helmet! LOL Purple to match his text color. (Reply #7582 on: September 23, 2012, 01:17:09 am)))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23791 on: February 13, 2014, 09:16:36 am »

Examine ants! Do they look suspicious? Do they seem to be eating through the jar? How quickly are they taking apart the dessert, are they interested in it at all? Any interesting anatomical features I can discern, like incredibly nasty jaws, or maybe physics-defying anomalous abilities? Or are they strange simply because I don't know them?

They look nonplussed.

No. It's glass. These are ants, not fluorine.

They seem to have already eaten it. Hungry ants.

Theys got big jaws alright. With little holes for injecting venom. Cool. Other then that they kinda look like hairy army ants. Hope they don't form Bivouac's like army ants. That shit scary, yo. Heads are sorta extra bulbous too.

I dunno. Thats your xeno-xenophobia.

what is on said computer?
Mostly the programs that handle the movement of the legs and creation of the HUD on the video feed and stuff. It's the control system.

For controlling stuff.

((Hmmm... very very nice...))

"Oooohh, you're a beauty. Yes you are..." said Flint as he caressed the rifle with his other arm.
He proceeded to fiddle with the dial and then pointed at a far away rock formation.
"Well, I think it's time. Let's see what you can do."

Find a large rock or rock formation to fire at.

Check if there is a pictogram in the No Color position. See if the Color Rifle will fire in the No Color position.

Then try the Green one. See if it is a laser.

Then try the Red one. What pictogram does it have? See if it is some sort of melee weapon.


((I'm not testing them all at once so that piecewise doesn't have to write too much.))
Ok.
No. No.
[con:3+1+1] It fires a shotgun blast of green light that leaves behind billiard ball sized globs of green stuff that burn and dissolve whatever they're touching before vanishing a few seconds later.  Cool.

Red one has a pictogram of fire.

You wanna aim it at a rock and how far you wanna be from rock. This is important because reasons.

Invisible flying hostiles eliminated. Probably.
Shoot. Just keep shooting until I his something.

Heeeee

[con:1] AHHAHAHA 1 and then a number that doesn't activate your bonus. Cursed. This gun is cursed.  Lemmee see...Ah, 1337.

Welp

[End:5]

Oooo Aren't you a lucky girl or guy.

You promptly shoot the ground in front of you and are swallowed up from the neck down by a large explosion of imploding gravitomic forces.  Who has two thumbs and a body that was just pulverized into reddish goo?

It's you. Minus the thumbs, of course.


Someone wanna take eagle eye's brain to the infirmary? Maybe pick up his gun.

Help examine ants.
You look EXTRA HARD. HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR yep ants.

"Right. So. What's going on, even? Am I allowed to go to the armory?"
Head to the armory.
You go to the armory. It has much arms. So guns. Wow.

The armory master regards you with mild interest and then continues reading.



 



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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23792 on: February 13, 2014, 09:28:48 am »

((Looks like moving away from NAV was the right choice...))

"Eeeexcellent... Oh, this is going to be so much fun!"

The red one is the one that looks like a spike, right? Like this?
http://imageshack.com/a/img691/9289/lns9.png

Always play it safe with unknown weapons. Aim at some kind of nearby hill or big rock. Or the moon. Or some very far away rock if the previous are unavailable or too far away to properly witness the effects of the weapon.

Also, be sure to check the gun and suit for changes after firing each shot.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23793 on: February 13, 2014, 09:46:01 am »

"Okay... are there any techniques that would allow amp users to, well, join forces efficiently? Not just saying, okay, we all target that same spot to do this or that, but actually complement each other better? Techniques we can actually perform and learn?"

Ask.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23794 on: February 13, 2014, 11:17:14 am »

Dominika sighs at the lack of reply from whoever the intercomm guy was. Great.
"... ...I'll come back later. Probably, I think."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23795 on: February 13, 2014, 12:51:55 pm »

"Well, that was fun. Time for a bit of break though."

Pause Vr course and exit Vr. Go to the break room and check if the TV is working. If so, zap until I see something interesting
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23796 on: February 13, 2014, 05:45:36 pm »

go for a walk, notice Nav, loot him profusely.

Oh and carry his head back to the infirmary.


((Can i play with your gun while you get healed?))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23797 on: February 13, 2014, 07:36:59 pm »

Be a head. Bide my time.

((Auron has -2 conventional weapons. Is that really a good idea?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23798 on: February 13, 2014, 08:01:22 pm »

Be a head. Bide my time.

((Auron has -2 conventional weapons. Is that really a good idea?))
((Best idea. Remember i have +1 to Aux and an auxilary weapons hardmount.

Mount it upside down, turn forearm, push buttons, let hardmount aim, conduct science.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23799 on: February 13, 2014, 08:02:35 pm »

((You want a weapon that just gooified someone mounted to your head?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23800 on: February 13, 2014, 08:05:01 pm »

((If by head you mean the underside of my right forearm then yes.))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23801 on: February 13, 2014, 08:50:56 pm »

SKULL GUN
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23802 on: February 13, 2014, 10:54:56 pm »

Throw in more food. Try and find some critter that is not an ant and also small which we can watch the ants fight.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23803 on: February 13, 2014, 11:05:12 pm »

(([6] "Hey, I'm a creature and small!"))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship
« Reply #23804 on: February 14, 2014, 12:33:25 am »


Sir!
Understand we are now in rebellion against the UWM,
Understand all UWM forces to be desginated hostile.
Requesting full sit-rep and briefing documentation for strategic and tactical planning
 Also requesting rules of engagement.
Permission to dress and find armament Sir!?

Angel grinned inwardly though his expression didn't change, he'd lost a lot of good people to the UWM... I'm going to enjoy this oh yes...

Assuming Steve grants permission dress and head to armory
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