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Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am

[Unholy_Pariah]

((I don't think that you can teach them that beer = bad. That's not how sods work. They're more likely to fulfill a given directive.))

((Order them to remember that beer is bad and it should always be delivered to your refridgerator ready for proper disposal.))

[Knight Otu]

Is anyone else at this choke point?

Be ready to defend the ship. Use the rifle to focus on attackers. Heat a 1-foot sphere in the center of mass of any attackers that come rather than firing the rifle, though.

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Str 3; Dex 3; End 3; Cha 5; Int 4; Wil 12//Spe 0; Int 1; Han 0 (-1); Con 1; Unc 0; Exo 8; Aux 1 (+1); Med 0
Mk II Suit; Microwave PK Amp; laser rifle: normal cigarettes; blue smokes; datapad (with platformer shooter); nanoghosts; shock trigger (with Jack for this mission)
Appearance: 5'11'', 170 pounds in a rather unmuscular frame, shoulder-long brown hair, short goatee, brown eyes, a rather long chin that earned him his nickname. Age 32
Half a robot foot. Robot right arm.

[Parisbre56]

((Why I said that the beer was HMRC standard.))

((HMRC standard is beer in the same way whiskey is beer or absinth is beer or ethanol fuel is beer. It's a completely different type of drink. It's only similarity with beer is it has alcohol.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Actually, it has one other: Some people call both kinds of drink "beer". Oh, and neither is a good idea to drink.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Is beer still beer if you spike it with moonshine?
Because thats basically what were talking about, although the newly formed moonbeer is probably spiked again.))

[BFEL]

((Is beer still beer if you spike it with moonshine?
Because thats basically what were talking about, although the newly formed moonbeer is probably spiked again.))

((MMM moonshine.
I have some 120 proof in my fridge right now ))

[Tsuchigumo550]

Consider using sheets of cardboard as stationary.

Fashion a gun-shaped piece of cardboard, find a way to holster it or something. Feel significantly safer.

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Is beer still beer if you spike it with moonshine?
Because thats basically what were talking about, although the newly formed moonbeer is probably spiked again.))

((MMM moonshine.
I have some 120 proof in my fridge right now ))

((Ive never understood 120 proof alcohol, i mean mathematically speaking you cannot distill something past 100% purity.))

[Toaster]

((That's because 2 proof is 1%, so 120 proof is 60%))

[Doomblade187]

((That's because 2 proof is 1%, so 120 proof is 60%))

((So HMRC Standard would be around 140 proof, right? Or was it more than 70% alcohol?))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((That's because 2 proof is 1%, so 120 proof is 60%))

((So HMRC Standard would be around 140 proof, right? Or was it more than 70% alcohol?))

((I feel like theorizing that the Doc once made a batch of 205-proof alcohol on a bet and has been trying to foist it off on HMRC employees ever since.))

[Parisbre56]

((That's because 2 proof is 1%, so 120 proof is 60%))

((So HMRC Standard would be around 140 proof, right? Or was it more than 70% alcohol?))

((I feel like theorizing that the Doc once made a batch of 205-proof alcohol on a bet and has been trying to foist it off on HMRC employees ever since.))

((For that you'd need the drink to be bigger on the inside. Or some other space warping effect, since you'd need the volume of ethanol in the drink to be higher than the volume of the drink itself. Hard but not impossible with the amount of alien crap we have on board.

Someone should ask the doctor or the science team to do that.))

[Sean Mirrsen]

((That's because 2 proof is 1%, so 120 proof is 60%))

((So HMRC Standard would be around 140 proof, right? Or was it more than 70% alcohol?))

((I feel like theorizing that the Doc once made a batch of 205-proof alcohol on a bet and has been trying to foist it off on HMRC employees ever since.))

((For that you'd need the drink to be bigger on the inside. Or some other space warping effect, since you'd need the volume of ethanol in the drink to be higher than the volume of the drink itself. Hard but not impossible with the amount of alien crap we have on board.

Someone should ask the doctor or the science team to do that.))

((Ethanol is a molecule. The volume is only one indicator of the amount of liquid. Make a compound substance that is broken up by contact with water or some other common body component, releasing ethanol. Now you have a liquid that doesn't really contain ethanol, but has like 200% alcohol content by volume for consumption purposes, by having greater initial density.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Or mix pure ethanol with liquid negative energy. Assuming you can get them to.))

[BFEL]

((Y'know how the Kinetic Amp squares energy or force or whatever we agreed the technical bullshit for it was? WHAT IF WE COULD SQUARE ALCOHOL))