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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6001005 times)

Tiruin

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13620 on: March 28, 2013, 12:33:45 am »

((Yoink O_o

Space syphilis. How did you even contract that?!

Also, PW, I made no movement about the ship? Argh.))

May...Elizas. Hmm. I have nothing from the AM, probably won't bother Steve...Better check the usual places of where she...he? might be.

Check the infirmary. Detail what I see.

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Lenglon

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13621 on: March 28, 2013, 12:42:44 am »

observe the Idiotic Drug Dealer from a short distance away, specifically looking for signs of weakness or sickness. follow him as he moves around but stay out of his arms reach. if he collapses or asks for help, help him back to the infirmary.

if he just sits there and stares at me, go back to reading my book until he starts moving around.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2013, 01:30:35 pm by Lenglon »
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13622 on: March 28, 2013, 01:01:14 am »

Equip apron. Boil the largest live space lobster I can find. See if it screams. Keep a blunt object at the ready should it get snappy. If it simply writhes in agony without sending boiling water flying everywhere or I've successfully subdued the beast with my frying pan simply finish cooking it and then put it on a large platter. If its too big for me to pick up or if it gets violent run from the kitchen flailing wildly and screaming for help.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13623 on: March 28, 2013, 02:16:05 am »

"So it does affect you a little bit with only one drop! Cool, that."

Try two drops, then three, then four and so on. Register results at every point, stop when hallucinations (if that is what they are) begin.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13624 on: March 28, 2013, 02:19:30 am »

((Anyone want to head over to the kitchen in case PW gives me a four-ton, man-eating lobster?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13625 on: March 28, 2013, 02:49:09 am »

((Anyone want to head over to the kitchen in case PW gives me a four-ton, man-eating lobster?))
((I'd love to get there if I get anywhere at this point in time.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13626 on: March 28, 2013, 03:53:55 am »

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13627 on: March 28, 2013, 01:59:58 pm »

Go meet Gimp.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13628 on: March 28, 2013, 02:33:22 pm »

"...Miss?"
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13629 on: March 28, 2013, 10:40:40 pm »

Damn... I was planning to see whether the injured man with a mental condition recovered or not. Oh well.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13630 on: March 28, 2013, 11:25:42 pm »

Show Thomas the ways of the seventeen salty samurai solstice sodomites.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13631 on: March 28, 2013, 11:30:59 pm »

(Why did I know that was going to happen to Thomas as soon as May started looking into strap-ons? >.>)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13632 on: March 29, 2013, 11:28:56 am »

Show Thomas the ways of the seventeen salty samurai solstice sodomites.
Respond fittingly.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13633 on: March 29, 2013, 12:22:43 pm »

Oh my.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Cooking Mama: Hardcore addition
« Reply #13634 on: March 29, 2013, 04:34:16 pm »

((And now I'm sick. :c I'm too out of it to put together a proper action right now, sorry.))
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