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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5931529 times)

Nikitian

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5430 on: August 17, 2012, 05:46:49 pm »

(( Standart AoW armament includes a tesla sabre, which can only attack in close range. I suppose you'd prefer not to engage that thing in close combat, after all. ))
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Remalle

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5431 on: August 17, 2012, 05:52:50 pm »

Resume looking pathetic in the corner for the next week or so.
(I'll be gone for the next week.  Can the mission folks do me a favour and go extremely slowly so I have a chance of getting on the next mission by the time I get back?  :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5432 on: August 17, 2012, 05:53:40 pm »

Resume looking pathetic in the corner for the next week or so.
(I'll be gone for the next week.  Can the mission folks do me a favour and go extremely slowly so I have a chance of getting on the next mission by the time I get back?  :P)
((So far so good. :x))
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5433 on: August 17, 2012, 06:07:16 pm »

Use Plasma projector.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5434 on: August 17, 2012, 06:08:02 pm »

Resume looking pathetic in the corner for the next week or so.
(I'll be gone for the next week.  Can the mission folks do me a favour and go extremely slowly so I have a chance of getting on the next mission by the time I get back?  :P)

((Gets a Singularity Engine Time Accelerator and cranks it up to 1000% time acceleration.))
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Zako

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5435 on: August 17, 2012, 10:00:52 pm »

"I was talking to Steve. Steve, same question as before."
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5436 on: August 18, 2012, 01:29:50 am »

Calm down my circulatory system. Don't let it escape!
((Even if Timmy dies, I can take solace in the fact that the Sphere of Creation is still there in the barracks, daring the next schmuck to pick it up.))
« Last Edit: August 18, 2012, 01:33:59 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5437 on: August 18, 2012, 09:31:08 am »

Resume looking pathetic in the corner for the next week or so.
(I'll be gone for the next week.  Can the mission folks do me a favour and go extremely slowly so I have a chance of getting on the next mission by the time I get back?  :P)
You clutch your cylinder tight and roll yourself into a corner. You resume looking pathetic.

Use Plasma projector.
You fire the plasma Projector as the thing charges you.[Con:1+1] You miss entirely. [Dex:5] The blob continues to charge, a wall of meat and rage thundering toward you. You wait till the last second and leap out of the way, the creature roars past and slows, turning to make another pass.

"I was talking to Steve. Steve, same question as before."

>Why could I tell you that if I couldn't tell you about the designations?

Calm down my circulatory system. Don't let it escape!
((Even if Timmy dies, I can take solace in the fact that the Sphere of Creation is still there in the barracks, daring the next schmuck to pick it up.))
Your veins stop squirming on their own after a minute or so. However, they don't appear to be back as they should be. They've taken on strange new, hard angled configurations. Thats odd.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5438 on: August 18, 2012, 09:58:43 am »

Shoot it agian

"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
« Last Edit: August 18, 2012, 10:05:31 am by Tavik Toth »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5439 on: August 18, 2012, 10:00:58 am »

So I can make stuff disintegrate, but I become weird in the process. Eh, worth it.
Grab the sphere and leave the barracks, head to the armory. Walk up to the AM.
"Hi! I'm Timmy, who are you?"
((To commemorate the miraculous find, Timmy will speak and think in red from this moment on!))
« Last Edit: August 18, 2012, 10:07:04 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5440 on: August 18, 2012, 11:50:46 am »

Bishop paused as he thought Steve's statement over.

"Let me get this straight... You, the all-knowing and ever-present AI of the entire ship we're in, doesn't know what's inside a few boxes?"

He let that sink in for a moment before raising an eyebrow.

"Were they packed off the ship or something?"

Ask and count how many tokens I have.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5441 on: August 18, 2012, 12:42:02 pm »

Shoot it agian

"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
[Con:2+1]
You fire again, this time the ball of light digs a shallow trench of brunt meat and blood through beast's side. This doesn't seem to deter it though, as it turns around and begins another charge.

So I can make stuff disintegrate, but I become weird in the process. Eh, worth it.
Grab the sphere and leave the barracks, head to the armory. Walk up to the AM.
"Hi! I'm Timmy, who are you?"
((To commemorate the miraculous find, Timmy will speak and think in red from this moment on!))
You pick up the sphere, wanting to keep it close for some reason, and head to the armory. You introduce yourself to the woman at the kiosk.
"I'm the Armory Master. I sell the weapons you'll be using, among other things. "

Bishop paused as he thought Steve's statement over.

"Let me get this straight... You, the all-knowing and ever-present AI of the entire ship we're in, doesn't know what's inside a few boxes?"

He let that sink in for a moment before raising an eyebrow.

"Were they packed off the ship or something?"

Ask and count how many tokens I have.

>It's more that I don't want to tell you rather than I can't. Where would the fun be in that?

(12 token.)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5442 on: August 18, 2012, 12:50:43 pm »

Dodge then use tesla saber.

"DIE!"
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5443 on: August 18, 2012, 01:08:59 pm »

"Oh. Well then, Ms. or Mrs. Armory Master, I have a question. You see, I was wondering if I get any equipment for free. Do I? Also, do you have any painting supplies, you know, paintbrushes and paints and stuff? I need 'em for... uh... an art project, yeah, an art project. Also, could I have a small box?"
Upon requisitioning and receiving free stuff, quickly retreat to barracks.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Kinder Surpise of Death
« Reply #5444 on: August 18, 2012, 01:16:34 pm »

Bishop crossed his arms and sighed.

"And why would you want to do that? Don't tell me it's for your own amusement, because that's just stupid."
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