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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5978671 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4905 on: July 27, 2012, 02:59:08 pm »

((Sadly, it is only bat man (man with a bat) instead of Batman (caped crusader).


On another note, I think I win the prize for most gruesome injury both inflicted and received in PMT.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4906 on: July 27, 2012, 02:59:50 pm »

((Before.  It's girl, dude, knife guy, bat man.))
((Aww. Second best.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4907 on: July 27, 2012, 03:13:13 pm »

(Hey, I had stuff to do. :P)
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4908 on: July 27, 2012, 03:28:46 pm »

Jim decided to try sharpening that damn claymore with his amps. That'll show it. The katana too, if it was still considered 'dull'. If not, he'd leave it alone.

(Also, OW, Toaster. I'm glad I skipped that little girl. >.>)
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You crush thing rather unevenly, making it a bit sharper in places, but not doing much over all.

"Hrmm. Test subject? Armor therapy? Free? Would being a test subject make it free, or would the therapy be free anyway?"

Ask the Doc whether the test is free, or the treatment.

((Damn that is a badass little girl.))
"Being test subject is free. But it's full therapy."

"Your flesh shall be your downfall."
The sheep bleats.

((She's hardcore.  Also, ouch.))


OWWWWWWWW that hurt!  Time for revenge.

Tackle and strangle her to death.
[Intuition: 3-1]
You swing your arms around wildly, trying to grab hold of the girl who blinded you, but can't find her.
[end:6]

Well, I heard what she did with that Elisaz, and I am not stupid enough to make the same mistake he did. Perversion does not equal stupidity. I thought you could help a little but if you can't...

Renen goes back to normal mode.

Continue reading the book. Buy Jim's katana if he happens to be selling it for one token.

((@PW: Do the NPCs like the AM have the same skill divison like ours, with the upgrades and so on? Does she roll for things like her amp usage when she destroyed Elisaz's body?))
(In 99% of situations, yes.)
The next chapter, The book of fire, mostly talks about ways to take advantage of your enemy, such feinting weakness and then taking advantage of their attempt to capitalize on your perceived weakness.

You stop reading for a moment, just long enough to head over to Jim and buy yourself a nice new katana. It's not exactly the most pretty thing, clearly a varied alloy, and the entire thing formed from a single piece of metal, but it looks sturdy and reasonably sharp.

(I think the little girl in the fight simulator should be reskinned to be the little girl I rescued.  Then Mesk could fight her, get virtual killed, and everyone would be happy.)

Hmm, right.  Well if I recall correctly I had actuators built in to extend and retract the needles, so if I do some slight modifications to said actuators so they attach to the syringes as well and rig them with a pressure sensor of some sort I could have them automatically extend when inside flesh and then retract after pulling the needle out, the pressure difference should keep the fluid inside the syringes until injection - same principle as a turkey baster, but with actuators and needles.

Yeah, that would work, though yeah, if they retract before pulling out you're gonna get blood in there. This thing is gonna be very complex to make.

Bishop leaned back and gave a suspicious look at the doctor.

"Ooooh, don't you tempt me with these promises! It's still in testing, so I won't trust it until I'm sure it works as intended and with as few side effects as possible."

He was silent for a moment before continuing.

"What exactly would testing consist of and could you do it with just one of my arms?"

Ask the crazy doctor and also ask how much does the organic bone strengthening cost. After asking, take off my now useless bandage for my burnt hand and check how many tokens I have.
"Test is just using the therapy. And no. Has to be full. Otherwise not full test. "

"Organic bone therapy is 10. Never break another bone. Well, under reasonable circumstances."

25 tokens remaining.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4909 on: July 27, 2012, 03:37:34 pm »

(OK, so that leaves me the Reiterpallasch pair (both 2 tokens apiece, might be willing to sell them as a set for 3 tokens), the claymore (1 token for now, although I'm about to try sharpening it again and if I can do it it'll be 2 tokens), the cutlass (reserved for however much I can swindle Charro out of :P), and the arming sword (reserved for Feyri, not sure whether to make it 1 or 2 tokens yet). I believe I also currently have 9 tokens.)

Jim attempted to sharpen the claymore one more time, with amp and then traditional if the amp failed, then decided that enough was enough and he'd just sell it in whatever condition it was in. "Swords for sale! Inexpensive, reliable, and lightweight, perfect for additional protection on missions! Ask about custom forging!" Jim said, shilling his product.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4910 on: July 27, 2012, 03:46:49 pm »

"That's okay. Let's do this!"

Be the test subject.

((Uhhhh am I supposed to hear Mr. Sheep? Because that would be weird, what with it being Bishop's hallucination and all. And didn't he take those anti-psychotic pills?))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4911 on: July 27, 2012, 03:49:18 pm »

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"Organic bone therapy is 10. Never break another bone. Well, under reasonable circumstances."

25 tokens remaining.
((Zako could be the first one to get an Avatar of War.

Hmm, gonna VR that thing soon.))
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« Reply #4912 on: July 27, 2012, 03:54:09 pm »

((Zako could be the first one to get an Avatar of War.

((Plus if something horrible happens with this test, then he can just get it all replaced in Avatar form if he can just survive one mission.))
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« Reply #4913 on: July 27, 2012, 03:55:27 pm »

"That's okay. Let's do this!"

Be the test subject.

((Uhhhh am I supposed to hear Mr. Sheep? Because that would be weird, what with it being Bishop's hallucination and all. And didn't he take those anti-psychotic pills?))

((Obviously crazy is contagious, and transmitted via punches to the head. :P))
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« Reply #4914 on: July 27, 2012, 03:59:41 pm »

Charge around until finding someone to strangle.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: Asscrack:Nature's filing cabinet.
« Reply #4915 on: July 27, 2012, 04:37:54 pm »

Ok, replace the needles on the feet with just one each, full of a cocktail of liquid painkiller, coagulant booster and anti-shock meds.  Then save it and load a new Tinker scenario.
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« Reply #4916 on: July 27, 2012, 08:24:51 pm »

"Holy shit! It's good that I tested this thing before using it for real." Lukas walks over to where the girls was standing before and inspects the damage caused by his shot.
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« Reply #4917 on: July 27, 2012, 09:20:56 pm »

((Your cannon is a lot like This at the 2:00 mark.

But replace the space marine with a little girl.))
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« Reply #4918 on: July 27, 2012, 09:44:38 pm »

((True, but I think that I'll get more therapy first.))

Bishop looked at the annoying man.

"Your funeral buddy. Tell me how it goes."

Purchase the Trauma Partition Membrane Therapy. Glare at the sheep.
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« Reply #4919 on: July 27, 2012, 10:19:55 pm »

((Your cannon is a lot like This at the 2:00 mark.

But replace the space marine with a little girl.))

((Sorry, still in China and they are blocking Youtube here. I normally have a workaround by making a VPN connection to my university but that doesn't work anymore the past two weeks. It is a shame that the Chinese government is so paranoid.))
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