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Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 6010586 times)

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2235 on: June 08, 2012, 01:39:20 am »

Thomas blushes. He blushes a lot. It's even visible through the badass facade he throws up immediatly after. The facade isn't solid in general though, as evidenced by the grin forming on his face.
"Wow... I mean uh... It's it's not like I haven't been kissed before or anything like that."
He said stuttering. Then he quickly sweeps May into his arms.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2236 on: June 08, 2012, 01:47:10 am »

I'll allow that meta'ing for the sake of possible fun.

((I wasn't meta'ing as far as I know. Lukas is right there on the bench at the television, keeping quiet for a while. However, it makes perfect sense that he overheard the conversation between May and Thomas)).
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2237 on: June 08, 2012, 01:50:37 am »

I'll allow that meta'ing for the sake of possible fun.

((I wasn't meta'ing as far as I know. Lukas is right there on the bench at the television, keeping quiet for a while. However, it makes perfect sense that he overheard the conversation between May and Thomas)).

Lukas leans over to Thomas. "In this case I think it is very appropriate that I ask you if you even know where to stick it."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2238 on: June 08, 2012, 02:06:56 am »

Thomas glares at Lukas with disgusted eyes.
"What? You think that's what this is about?"
His eyes mist up, and he smiles.
"It's about much more than that."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2239 on: June 08, 2012, 02:15:07 am »

((DEAR GOD WHAT AM I READING :o ))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2240 on: June 08, 2012, 02:31:46 am »

((DEAR GOD WHAT AM I READING :o ))
((This is me doing character development. You have seen things no man should be forced to see. I recommend either self-immolation or seeing a priest immediatly.))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2241 on: June 08, 2012, 02:40:10 am »

Thomas glares at Lukas with disgusted eyes.
"What? You think that's what this is about?"
His eyes mist up, and he smiles.
"It's about much more than that."

Lukas shrugs and turns his head to the television again. "Just be sure not to drink any of that Xenospit. Your dong might run away if you do that."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2242 on: June 08, 2012, 03:15:39 am »

((I leave for some hours and come back to this...Thing...Really guys? Go get a room or something. Preferentially a gas chamber.))

((I'm not gonna tell you. Mostly because it's more fun that way.))
((Well, then I better give up. Not.)
Milno modifies Faith bot's MkII in such a way she'll receive a massive dose of drugs if she is injured, even if lightly. Afterwards, he watches what happens if she is injured in both normal mode and berserk mode.
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2243 on: June 08, 2012, 07:23:09 am »

((I'm glad I'm not on the ship...

Stupid good character development...))
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2244 on: June 08, 2012, 07:35:45 am »

((After I woke up properly (my last post was when I woke up in the middle of the night) I can say their character development just gets creepier.

It seems May wants to be fu-ahem, "loved". And it looks like Thomas got it.))
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2245 on: June 08, 2012, 08:01:06 am »

((What. Who saw this coming? Not me.))

"Well, I added some extra focusing chambers to my laser rifle, and I need ideas on how to reinforce it."
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2246 on: June 08, 2012, 08:19:17 am »

((*rubs eyes and reads preceeding 10,20 posts again*

Erm.. I think I'm still sleepy. I'll be going back to sleep<.<))

Hrm... I wonder what that wristpad is.

What is that wristpad?
« Last Edit: June 08, 2012, 08:32:40 am by Skyrunner »
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2247 on: June 08, 2012, 08:28:23 am »

((@Skyrunner: May boiled your brain in your simulation. That was about it.

Edit: Overreacting to this nonsense is fun. But in the current situation, I have my doubts whether there is a set limit to what is a reasonable reaction.))
« Last Edit: June 08, 2012, 08:33:01 am by Caellath »
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"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2248 on: June 08, 2012, 08:35:18 am »

"OH MY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT...!!" (shouting and swearing incoherently)

...Oh wow, It's better if I calm myself down for a while. At least I'm back to normal after the shock, and I suppose this kind of thing is common around here...Like that worm that died right after I entered that simulation. Well, I will try the weapons I know how to use. Let's try the Kinetic Amplifier and the Microwave Psychokinetic Amplifier.


Try to use these weapons against dummies. Also try the Synth-Arm and Monoatomic Razor.
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Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2249 on: June 08, 2012, 09:00:43 am »

((I leave for some hours and come back to this...Thing...Really guys? Go get a room or something. Preferentially a gas chamber.))

((I'm not gonna tell you. Mostly because it's more fun that way.))
((Well, then I better give up. Not.)
Milno modifies Faith bot's MkII in such a way she'll receive a massive dose of drugs if she is injured, even if lightly. Afterwards, he watches what happens if she is injured in both normal mode and berserk mode.
What kind of drugs? Shall I pump her full of high amounts of Birth control or anti-viral drugs? Hallucinogenics or pain killers? Etc.

((*rubs eyes and reads preceeding 10,20 posts again*

Erm.. I think I'm still sleepy. I'll be going back to sleep<.<))

Hrm... I wonder what that wristpad is.

What is that wristpad?
Microwave field manipulator. They're dangerous things in the right hands.

"OH MY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT...!!" (shouting and swearing incoherently)

...Oh wow, It's better if I calm myself down for a while. At least I'm back to normal after the shock, and I suppose this kind of thing is common around here...Like that worm that died right after I entered that simulation. Well, I will try the weapons I know how to use. Let's try the Kinetic Amplifier and the Microwave Psychokinetic Amplifier.


Try to use these weapons against dummies. Also try the Synth-Arm and Monoatomic Razor.
You're placed back in the same simulation, except now with a good number of nice weapons and implants. The girls are all looking at you curiously.

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