Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

 _

_
- 0 (0%)
_
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: April 07, 2013, 10:34:35 am


Pages: 1 ... 147 148 [149] 150 151 ... 2101

Author Topic: Einsteinian Roulette On ship Thread: Maurice's One Night Stand  (Read 5922868 times)

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2220 on: June 07, 2012, 11:49:18 pm »

Thomas runs his hand over his head.
"It's just umm. Err. Uh."
He steels his expression, and looks her in the eyes.
"I was trying to think of a better way to ask, but uh. Here it is."
Breathing quickly and heavily, he asks
"How do you feel about tigers?"
Logged

TCM

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2221 on: June 07, 2012, 11:53:07 pm »

Removibg the bottle and cocking her head sideways, the bewildered May answered, "Um...I dunno...how do you feel about tigers?"
Logged
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2222 on: June 08, 2012, 12:00:14 am »

Thomas let out a massive sigh of relief. That could have gone much, much worse. His voice adopting its usual, relaxed tone, he answered
"I think they're pretty cool, but I knew a man who just loved them."
Logged

TCM

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2223 on: June 08, 2012, 12:03:31 am »

The liquor began taking it's effect on May. "~Whewwwwww~." Stumbling over to Thomas, May collapses onto him before quite sloppily licking his neck.
Logged
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2224 on: June 08, 2012, 12:14:36 am »

Thomas helps May sit down, in a seat next to his.
"Aww. Poor you. Do you need any help?"
Logged

TCM

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2225 on: June 08, 2012, 12:22:13 am »

"~You know how Steve is like a computer thing? Well he's notttttttt. He's just the guy who sits at the security cam desk all day and talks through the intercom. So he's just a troll. I have it all figured out, I'm so smarttttttttttt...Hey Thomas, why does everyone want to fuck the Armory Master instead of me? Look at me, so young and beautifullllllagkifkvoglobomhi...*hic*..." 
Logged
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2226 on: June 08, 2012, 12:35:48 am »

Looking at the drunken android, Thomas spoke as he wondered how exactly robots get drunk.?
"Yeah May, you're right. You are beautiful, and you are  smart.  But, you need confidence."
He pushed Mays chin up.
"Why do you need them to tell you that you're prettier than the Armory Master, when you know you are?
« Last Edit: June 08, 2012, 12:43:57 am by Spinal_Taper »
Logged

TCM

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2227 on: June 08, 2012, 12:53:54 am »

"~Becauseeeeee, *hic* that's how it is! You can see it in their eyes. Everyone. Even the girls. There's just something about her either non-human, or too human, that instantly makes Everyones mind merge with their loins, even if it's only on a subconscious level. And besides...I think she's my mother. Oh god I'm suffering from Oedipis complex aaaaaahhhhh~." May buries her face in Thomas's chest. "~Gwahhhh.~"
Logged
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2228 on: June 08, 2012, 01:04:23 am »

"There you go, let it all out. It's healthy. Do you want me to tell you a secret?"
Logged

TCM

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2229 on: June 08, 2012, 01:06:45 am »

May looks up at him. "~Yessss, secret time.~"
Logged
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

piecewise

  • Bay Watcher
  • [TORTURE_FOR_FUN]
    • View Profile
    • Stuff
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2230 on: June 08, 2012, 01:07:00 am »

"I hadn't asked until now, but I guess it is about time. Steve, what the hell happened to Faith and Ivan? Or at the very least give me what you are allowed to, because both of them were separated from us when we arrived, and by what I've seen so far it wasn't to receive a medal for their dubious services."
Ask this to Steve.

@GM:
massive, unnatural doses of adrenaline or other drugs, etc.
((Well, this sucks. I was planning on fiddling with Faith's MkII to get it to pump her full of drugs and induce an OD if she was injured. It would be a way of getting her to stop earlier if she got hit by a grazing shot so we could finish her off easier safely retrieve her. Would it still work?))

>Well faith got her brain infected with some sort of echo of Erik's possessed personality or something, and Ivan managed to get himself infected and is slowly transforming into some sort of Altered killing machine. You know, same old same old.


((I'm not gonna tell you. Mostly because it's more fun that way.))

Stick with this one.
You take a mouthful of the HMRC standard booze. Mmmm...boozy.

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2231 on: June 08, 2012, 01:11:52 am »

Thomas leans in close, and whispers to her
"I think you're much prettier than the Armory Master."
Logged

TCM

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2232 on: June 08, 2012, 01:13:55 am »

May blushes, which is easily visible on her pale skin. "~Welllll, I gotta secret for you, but you have to lean in reaaalllllyyyt close...~".
Logged
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2233 on: June 08, 2012, 01:20:35 am »

The tanned sniper leans towards May.
Logged

TCM

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Einsteinian Roulette: On ship thread: In which I fail to be helpful
« Reply #2234 on: June 08, 2012, 01:24:55 am »

May lunges for his lips and plants a half-deep, half-intimate kiss on them. She giggles. "~Teehee!~"
Logged
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.
Pages: 1 ... 147 148 [149] 150 151 ... 2101