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[tuypo1]

I feel like I should be offended, but you have a good point. ANZAC biscuits are good stuff.

Note on cheese: Cheddar isn't bad, it's more down to the brand you're buying from. Many cheeses are marketed as "cheddar" when really they're just the reconstituted jizz of moneygrubbing capitalist jerkwads offcuts of proper cheese. It isn't hard to come by in New Zealand, but there are still overwhelmingly prevalent crappy brands.

best cheeses are cracker barrel extra sharp and cracker barrel special reserve

[MaximumZero]

I feel like I should be offended, but you have a good point. ANZAC biscuits are good stuff.

Note on cheese: Cheddar isn't bad, it's more down to the brand you're buying from. Many cheeses are marketed as "cheddar" when really they're just the reconstituted jizz of moneygrubbing capitalist jerkwads offcuts of proper cheese. It isn't hard to come by in New Zealand, but there are still overwhelmingly prevalent crappy brands.

best cheeses are cracker barrel extra sharp and cracker barrel special reserve

The best cheese is made by the Amish. Good luck getting any that isn't Yoder's, though. While that stuff is really good, it's still mass produced and doesn't have the raw time put into the handmade stuff.

[tuypo1]

the anzac biscuit probably did a lot for moral

[Baffler]

I'm partial to Swiss, Munster, and baked cheeses, myself. Baked cheese is hard to find around here though. I've never tried an ANZAC biscuit, but they look tasty.

[MaximumZero]

Damn it. Now you've all got me craving chili cheese fries. Where the hell am I supposed to find those in Prague? I don't have the means to make any decent chili. : (

Ugh. You should come visit. I'd build you a computer and make you some chili. That said, I'd have a hell of a time making chili with no meat in it (iirc, you are a veggie?) I've never done so. Also: tuypo1 is either a lordslowpoke sockpuppet or doing an admirable job of emulating him. The more LSP-style lol-no-punctuation-on-purpose-grammar-fail posts I see on B12, the more I want to smack everyone who does it. I get that LSP does it to get everyone's goad (or he had a stroke when we weren't looking,) but it's worn thin long ago.

[Bauglir]

Spoiler: Vegan Energy Chili (click to show/hide)

1 large, yellow onion
2 stalks celery
1 red bell pepper
1 jalapeno pepper
1 habanero pepper
5 mushrooms
5 cloves garlic
1/2 eggplant
1 box (6 patties) vegan "sausage" patties, ideally maple-flavored
1 can (14 oz) stewed tomatoes
1 can (1 lb 12 oz) crushed tomatoes
1 can (1 lb 14 oz) beans of any kind, drained of bean juice
1 can (16 oz) energy drink (I prefer Rock Star, but do what thou wilt)
2 200 mg caffeine tablets
Salt
Ground black pepper and ginger
Crushed red pepper
Textured Vegetable Protein and/or Vegetable Juice to thicken to desired consistency
~3 tbsp cooking oil

Chop the onion, celery, and bell pepper. Fry in the oil. Meanwhile, chop the remaining peppers, mushroom, and garlic, and add to the other vegetables. Then, chop up your eggplant. Salt the pieces, toss them around a bit in a strainer, then run them under cold water. Then add them to the other vegetables. By this point, everything should be well-cooked. Move it all into a slow-cooker, then add your desired amounts of salt, pepper, ginger, and red pepper. Pour in your energy drink, then the rest of your canned goods, and crush in the caffeine tablets. Cut the "sausage" patties into quarters, then add them as well. If the result is too thin, add TVP to thicken. If too thick, add vegetable juice to thin. Simmer for about 2 hours.

Remember you're not actually a vegan, and top each bowl with loads of sour cream and cheese.

You can probably use this as a jumping-off point.

[penguinofhonor]

good cheddar is great stuff

some of my favorite cheeses have been cheddars

dont diss it just because most cheddar is bad

[Vector]

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[tuypo1]

Wevs, dude. I like smoked cheese.

you used the word dude are you sure your not confusing cheese with cannabis

[Vector]

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[tuypo1]

Wevs, dude. I like smoked cheese.

you used the word dude are you sure your not confusing cheese with cannabis

Chill, bro. I'm Californian.

ah i see

[Bauglir]

Nothin' wrong with a good smoked cheddar

[Sirus]

Smoked gouda :9

[MaximumZero]

Wevs, dude. I like smoked cheese.

you used the word dude are you sure your not confusing cheese with cannabis

Chill, bro. I'm Californian.

ah i see

Dude is still prevalent in the midwest, too, dude. Duuuuuuuuuude.

[Sirus]

It totally is, dude. "Bro" is a more common though inferior term, at least in my area.