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Author Topic: Anti-Pants Faction (No, not underwear. Pants.)  (Read 16647 times)

Bill the dwarf

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Anti-Pants Faction (No, not underwear. Pants.)
« on: April 14, 2012, 03:49:26 pm »
We should organize one. I'm not the best at writing fancy things describing a group, or a Toady protectorate, or something else just as silly, but I wanted to put this here so other people could organize it better.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2012, 03:43:17 pm by Bill the dwarf »
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Aklyon

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2012, 03:51:07 pm »
Its not a very good anti-pants faction if its this easy to find, is it?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2012, 03:51:35 pm »
Quick question:

Are boxer shorts acceptable?
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Aklyon

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2012, 03:52:09 pm »
I'd say those are underwear, not pants. Though you can make a completely pantsless subfaction if you want.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2012, 03:54:37 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on April 14, 2012, 03:52:09 pm
I'd say those are underwear, not pants.
Not actually mutually exclusive, depending on your definition of "pants".

Also MGWHID.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2012, 03:54:37 pm »
I would love to join your subversive faction.



Down with pants!
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2012, 03:57:07 pm »
Well, I've long desired to see the old rigid and tyrannical clothing conventions cast down and fed to the wild dogs and replaced with a more freeform sytem.

I'm in.
 
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Quote from: Shadowlord on July 04, 2012, 12:47:37 am
or maybe Valve goes out of business because they invested too heavily in something which then fails - like, say, human civilization.
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Alternatively, initiate strife to refuse additional baked goods, and then abscond.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2012, 03:57:32 pm »
I just wanted to clarify whether he meant pants specifically, or if it was just a blanket term for any type of lower body garments.

How about regular shorts? What's the stance on those?
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2012, 03:58:20 pm »
Shorts are okay.

Nothing that reaches the ankles. Those are evil.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2012, 04:00:05 pm »
First order of business, then, since Pres. Japa from the happy thread isn't here yet: Defining what we aren't wearing. I say things that are neither underwear nor shorts counts, who else has a suggestion.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2012, 04:00:43 pm »
How about we still wear whatever lower body garments we like but agree to believe that "pants" do not exist, whether we think they are:

1. Something that covers your legs and groin and probably has pockets.

2.Something you wear under garment 1.
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Quote from: Shadowlord on July 04, 2012, 12:47:37 am
or maybe Valve goes out of business because they invested too heavily in something which then fails - like, say, human civilization.
Quote from: GlyphGryph on March 16, 2013, 03:10:25 pm
Alternatively, initiate strife to refuse additional baked goods, and then abscond.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2012, 04:01:48 pm »
I move that we allow capri pants, but with mandatory ridicule.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2012, 04:02:04 pm »
So are miniskirts OK, then? If so, I vote that they become a mandatory part of the Anti-Pants Faction's uniform.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2012, 04:14:21 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on April 14, 2012, 03:58:20 pm
Shorts are okay.

Nothing that reaches the ankles. Those are evil.

What about dresses and robes? What about socks (from the opposite direction)?
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2012, 04:14:52 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on April 14, 2012, 04:02:04 pm
So are miniskirts OK, then? If so, I vote that they become a mandatory part of the Anti-Pants Faction's uniform.

It should be mandatory, but only if you like that sort of thing.  :P
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Quote from: Shadowlord on July 04, 2012, 12:47:37 am
or maybe Valve goes out of business because they invested too heavily in something which then fails - like, say, human civilization.
Quote from: GlyphGryph on March 16, 2013, 03:10:25 pm
Alternatively, initiate strife to refuse additional baked goods, and then abscond.
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