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[scriver]

Jeez, all these fad-followers suddenly hating pants. I was anti while it was still underground. Now all these new wannabes are just sucking the soul out of the whole movement.

Also, length doesn't matter. If it got legs, it's pants.

[Gatleos]

Also, length doesn't matter. If it got legs, it's pants.

But I don't own any other type of lower body garment!

This could get awkward.

[Aklyon]

I think the male zettai ryouiki demographic is severely underpopulated. Possibly excepting Scotland, depending on how loose your definitions are.

But are they pants?

[Powder Miner]

Yeah, OK, I'm going to leave. *drags pants-wearing claymore-wielding self away*

[fqllve]

And now I desire a pants-wearing claymore. He's a classy fellow so I think he prefers donegal tweed. I keep telling him that it's quite itchy but he's made out of steel so he doesn't care.

[Flying Dice]

I think the male zettai ryouiki demographic is severely underpopulated. Possibly excepting Scotland, depending on how loose your definitions are.

But are they pants?

I would say no; thighhighs would still fall under the classification of 'socks' because they are still two independent articles worn on the feet and progress up the legs rather than down, and obviously a skirt is still a skirt.

[Lord Dullard]

What is this treachery? Cease and desist at once, you rabblerousers, or we, Dullard I, by the Grace of Levi, King of Pants, Britches, and Slacks, Duke of Dungarees and the Isles of Jeans, Count of Corduroys, and so forth, etc., shall be forced to assemble our armies and crush you utterly.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Yeah, verily do I agree with thee, my lord Dullard. Justly do you declare war on these rebels and heretics.

[Flying Dice]

If this be heresy, then let us make the best of it. Commence with the pantsless orgies and human sacrifice!

[Lord Dullard]

Yeah, verily do I agree with thee, my lord Dullard. Justly do you declare war on these rebels and heretics.

Should the pantsless heathens dare to oppose us, we give you the authority, good Sir Hubris, as Grand Marshall of Pants and its sovereign territories, to put down their pathetic rebellion and to hang any prisoners of war by their undergarments. Perhaps then, exposed to the elements, they will rethink their baseless disdain for pants.

It seems there is already a good show of support for our Levi-ordained cause. We should conspire with this 'Pro-Pants Armada' to put an end to this black treachery once and for all.

[Aklyon]

If we're going to have a Pants War, then as part of the anti-pants faction I call the ones who previously started this kind of war while you make the 'pro-pants armada' or some other silliness.

[kaijyuu]

If this be heresy, then let us make the best of it. Commence with the pantsless orgies and human sacrifice!

Yeah, about that...


I'm fine with the orgies. Those are great! But I'm not so sure about the whole murder thing. I mean... isn't it just pants?

[Wayward Device]

If this be heresy, then let us make the best of it. Commence with the pantsless orgies and human sacrifice!

Yeah, about that...


I'm fine with the orgies. Those are great! But I'm not so sure about the whole murder thing. I mean... isn't it just pants?

Which brings us to the very important philosophical question: Is it murder if your not wearing pants? 

[Flying Dice]

If this be heresy, then let us make the best of it. Commence with the pantsless orgies and human sacrifice!

Yeah, about that...


I'm fine with the orgies. Those are great! But I'm not so sure about the whole murder thing. I mean... isn't it just pants?

JUST pants!? Those brave volunteers are choosing to don the garment of Chaos for the good of all! Do not belittle their sacrifice! For there can be no greater sacrifice than to spend even a moment in the confining restraints of pants.

If we're going to have a Pants War, then as part of the anti-pants faction I call the ones who previously started this kind of war while you make the 'pro-pants armada' or some other silliness.

Hark! Our queens approach! 

[Wayward Device]

If we're going to have a Pants War, then as part of the anti-pants faction I call the ones who previously started this kind of war while you make the 'pro-pants armada' or some other silliness.

Hark! Our queens approach! 

She had better not be wearing pants....Hmm, just read that back to myself and it was way more wrong than it sounded in my head. Regardless, I stand by it.