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Author Topic: Anti-Pants Faction (No, not underwear. Pants.)  (Read 16795 times)

Darvi

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2012, 04:15:56 pm »

Shorts are okay.

Nothing that reaches the ankles. Those are evil.

What about dresses and robes? What about socks (from the opposite direction)?
Considering that the pres himself wears robes, those rules are entirely made up.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2012, 04:18:28 pm »

Robes sound okay, provided they're of the wizard or bath variety.


Socks are under the purview of the Foot Foundation, not the Anti Pants Faction.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2012, 04:35:42 pm »

I think that the only restriction is on pants and pant-like objects. So as long as it isn't an article of clothing covering from the waist to below the knee, split to cover each leg individually, it is acceptable.


So are miniskirts OK, then? If so, I vote that they become a mandatory part of the Anti-Pants Faction's uniform.

It should be mandatory, but only if you like that sort of thing.  :P

Sounds good to me.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2012, 04:41:12 pm »

We should have a Pro-pants faction to balance things out, but we'd need someone in favor of pants to make that.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2012, 04:43:15 pm »

Well I like having lots of pockets but I have yet to see any non-pants items with a decent amount of oh wait nevermind.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2012, 04:44:39 pm »

Jackets have good-sized pockets. and Coats, and robes, and decent shorts.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2012, 04:45:55 pm »

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2012, 04:58:59 pm »

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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2012, 05:04:14 pm »

I'd start up a Pro-Pants Armada if I didn't think having two opposing threads on the topic was ridiculous. Also this is the internet and we all know that pants are anathema to internet users.

Slacks are quite comfortable though.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2012, 05:06:39 pm »

Pants sympathizer spotted.


Prepare the short shorts cannon.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2012, 05:14:38 pm »



Short shorts cannon ready and armed, Sir!
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2012, 05:15:37 pm »

You'll only get me in short shorts if I can also wear knee-high red leather boots. Otherwise it's just tacky.

Besides, short shorts seem less comfortable than a nice pair of loose-fitted slacks. Have you ever seen someone in baggy hot pants? I'm just sayin.
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2012, 05:18:05 pm »

Hmm. Would the Pokemon R/B/Y shorts kid be on our side or the otherside?
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2012, 05:20:19 pm »

*takes out ridiculous claymore sword*
TO support the Pro-Pants Armaaadaaa!!!!!!
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Re: Anti-Pants Faction
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2012, 05:25:34 pm »

I think the male zettai ryouiki demographic is severely underpopulated. Possibly excepting Scotland, depending on how loose your definitions are.
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