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[kenpoaj]

inb4 crundle thread

Some O.C. for you all. Speaking of, I found my new avatar!

Edit: By O.C. I mean stealing other's art, and adding words like any good artist does. Since a c isn't as exciting as the graphical version.

[psychologicalshock]

Well what if its a smoking hot SHE kobold? Hmmm?

I can’t believe in an Armok that does nothing to horribly smite the perpetrators of Kobold penetrative rape.

Happy now?

In everyone KodKod.
No exceptions.

Then I shall make Armok answer for his or her crimes. I will wage war on the gods, and if the gods are in everyone then I'll start with all of you.

A army of kobolds with wooden and elf-bone spears arrive, running into eachotgher, one brought a dwarf-bone dagger

HI KODKOD, MY TRIBE WILL HELP!

*King drops golden mug into a pit full of cage traps*

[killerx243]

Well what if its a smoking hot SHE kobold? Hmmm?

I can’t believe in an Armok that does nothing to horribly smite the perpetrators of Kobold penetrative rape.

Happy now?

In everyone KodKod.
No exceptions.

Then I shall make Armok answer for his or her crimes. I will wage war on the gods, and if the gods are in everyone then I'll start with all of you.

A army of kobolds with wooden and elf-bone spears arrive, running into eachotgher, one brought a dwarf-bone dagger

HI KODKOD, MY TRIBE WILL HELP!

Dwarves rally and destroy the beasties in the halls but don't kill their king... Their king I want alive.

[Corai]

Well what if its a smoking hot SHE kobold? Hmmm?

I can’t believe in an Armok that does nothing to horribly smite the perpetrators of Kobold penetrative rape.

Happy now?

In everyone KodKod.
No exceptions.

Then I shall make Armok answer for his or her crimes. I will wage war on the gods, and if the gods are in everyone then I'll start with all of you.

A army of kobolds with wooden and elf-bone spears arrive, running into eachotgher, one brought a dwarf-bone dagger

HI KODKOD, MY TRIBE WILL HELP!

Dwarves rally and destroy the beasties in the halls but don't kill their king... Their king I want alive.

Kobold army cancels get slaughtered, follow king into cage trap hallway

[psychologicalshock]

22 kobolds 1 dwarf king

Set for life.

[Corai]

22 kobolds 1 dwarf king

Set for life.

11 are girls...


I FEEL GUILT FOR RALLYING MY TRIBE INTO WAR NOW.

[Loud Whispers]

What has become of my bay12...

[KodKod]

Urge to kill... rising.

[Corai]

Urge to kill... rising.

Your on your own, my entire kobold army I raised to help you just got captured in cages

[killerx243]

22 kobolds 1 dwarf king

Set for life.

11 are girls...


I FEEL GUILT FOR RALLYING MY TRIBE INTO WAR NOW.

You don't have time to feel guilt, King Urist McDungeonmaster won't give you it. *maniacal laugh*

[Corai]

22 kobolds 1 dwarf king

Set for life.

11 are girls...


I FEEL GUILT FOR RALLYING MY TRIBE INTO WAR NOW.

You don't have time to feel guilt, King Urist McDungeonmaster won't give you it. *maniacal laugh*

A ambush! Curse them!

A cage has been stolen! x27

FREEDOM!

[Monk321654]

King Urist McDungeonmaster?
If the Wiki is right, Dungeonmasters got removed this version.
Also, I need a spoon to pluck out my eyes.

[killerx243]

King Urist McDungeonmaster?
If the Wiki is right, Dungeonmasters got removed this version.
Also, I need a spoon to pluck out my eyes.

He isn't a master for that kind of dungeon...

22 kobolds 1 dwarf king

Set for life.

11 are girls...


I FEEL GUILT FOR RALLYING MY TRIBE INTO WAR NOW.

You don't have time to feel guilt, King Urist McDungeonmaster won't give you it. *maniacal laugh*

A ambush! Curse them!

A cage has been stolen! x27

FREEDOM!

Oh no you don't...

Ambush cancels Liberation: Locked door

[psychologicalshock]

King Urist likes ducks for their quacks and kobolds for their purty mouths

[psychologicalshock]

22 kobolds 1 dwarf king

Set for life.

11 are girls...


I FEEL GUILT FOR RALLYING MY TRIBE INTO WAR NOW.

You don't have time to feel guilt, King Urist McDungeonmaster won't give you it. *maniacal laugh*

A ambush! Curse them!

A cage has been stolen! x27

FREEDOM!

*Goblin civ controlled by King Urist's progeny who were kidnapped years ago*

Enjoy