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Corai

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #60 on: April 08, 2012, 10:03:56 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 10:01:42 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 09:57:45 pm
Quote from: killerx243 on April 08, 2012, 09:56:00 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 09:51:18 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 09:49:27 pm
22 kobolds 1 dwarf king

Set for life.


11 are girls...


I FEEL GUILT FOR RALLYING MY TRIBE INTO WAR NOW.

You don't have time to feel guilt, King Urist McDungeonmaster won't give you it. *maniacal laugh*

A ambush! Curse them!

A cage has been stolen! x27

FREEDOM!

*Goblin civ controlled by King Urist's progeny who were kidnapped years ago*

Enjoy

A Kobold Caravan from Ingu ish has arrived! For sale: 27 kobolds!
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psychologicalshock

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #61 on: April 08, 2012, 10:04:27 pm »
Quote from: Monk321654 on April 08, 2012, 09:58:21 pm
Also, I need a spoon to pluck out my eyes.

Spoon to pluck out eyes... Say no vision means that the other senses become heightened right?

*King Urist orders all 22 Kobolds to be de-eyed*
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Ultimuh

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #62 on: April 08, 2012, 10:04:58 pm »
Kobolds stealing things?
That's nothing!
Raccoons however, are plotting to amass an army with all the copper battle axes they have stolen.
Yes they WILL raise an army, it's only a question of time before they overrun our Mountainhomes!
And I'm not Paranoid I tell ya! I know the truth! The Raccoons will doom us all!
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Reudh

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #63 on: April 08, 2012, 10:05:25 pm »
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killerx243

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2012, 10:05:54 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 10:01:42 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 09:57:45 pm
Quote from: killerx243 on April 08, 2012, 09:56:00 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 09:51:18 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 09:49:27 pm
22 kobolds 1 dwarf king

Set for life.


11 are girls...


I FEEL GUILT FOR RALLYING MY TRIBE INTO WAR NOW.

You don't have time to feel guilt, King Urist McDungeonmaster won't give you it. *maniacal laugh*

A ambush! Curse them!

A cage has been stolen! x27

FREEDOM!

*Goblin civ controlled by King Urist's progeny who were kidnapped years ago*

Enjoy

And that is why I have bridges that turn into walls and enough food, drink, farms, and kobolds to last forever...
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psychologicalshock

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #65 on: April 08, 2012, 10:05:56 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 10:03:56 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 10:01:42 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 09:57:45 pm
Quote from: killerx243 on April 08, 2012, 09:56:00 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 09:51:18 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 09:49:27 pm
22 kobolds 1 dwarf king

Set for life.


11 are girls...


I FEEL GUILT FOR RALLYING MY TRIBE INTO WAR NOW.

You don't have time to feel guilt, King Urist McDungeonmaster won't give you it. *maniacal laugh*

A ambush! Curse them!

A cage has been stolen! x27

FREEDOM!

*Goblin civ controlled by King Urist's progeny who were kidnapped years ago*

Enjoy

A Kobold Caravan from Ingu ish has arrived! For sale: 27 kobolds!

Where did the other 5 come from anyways? Oh wait kobolds are tribal... This is like the old African slave trade!

King Urist is pleased.
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Corai

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #66 on: April 08, 2012, 10:06:53 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 10:04:27 pm
Quote from: Monk321654 on April 08, 2012, 09:58:21 pm
Also, I need a spoon to pluck out my eyes.

Spoon to pluck out eyes... Say no vision means that the other senses become heightened right?

*King Urist orders all 22 Kobolds to be de-eyed*

King Urist

Anus



King Urist cancels awful things, attacked!
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #67 on: April 08, 2012, 10:08:45 pm »
I'd just like to restate that this thread is a discussion about dwarf on kobold sex.

There is something pathologically wrong with all of you.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #68 on: April 08, 2012, 10:09:19 pm »
Quote from: killerx243 on April 08, 2012, 10:05:54 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 10:01:42 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 09:57:45 pm
Quote from: killerx243 on April 08, 2012, 09:56:00 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 09:51:18 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 09:49:27 pm
22 kobolds 1 dwarf king

Set for life.


11 are girls...


I FEEL GUILT FOR RALLYING MY TRIBE INTO WAR NOW.

You don't have time to feel guilt, King Urist McDungeonmaster won't give you it. *maniacal laugh*

A ambush! Curse them!

A cage has been stolen! x27

FREEDOM!

*Goblin civ controlled by King Urist's progeny who were kidnapped years ago*

Enjoy

And that is why I have bridges that turn into walls and enough food, drink, farms, and kobolds to last forever...

*designates remove building on walls* *waits for his army of 100 children to remove all of them*
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Corai

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2012, 10:09:44 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 08, 2012, 10:08:45 pm
I'd just like to restate that this thread is a discussion about dwarf on kobold sex.

There is something pathologically wrong with all of you.

Im a kobold, so I take offense.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #70 on: April 08, 2012, 10:09:52 pm »
Oh just you wait, The raccoons will eventually come.. Any moment now.. But I'll be ready..
I'll show them.. I have the pumps stacks read to deploy THE MAGMA FLOOD!
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killerx243

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #71 on: April 08, 2012, 10:10:28 pm »
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 10:06:53 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 10:04:27 pm
Quote from: Monk321654 on April 08, 2012, 09:58:21 pm
Also, I need a spoon to pluck out my eyes.

Spoon to pluck out eyes... Say no vision means that the other senses become heightened right?

*King Urist orders all 22 Kobolds to be de-eyed*

King Urist

Anus



King Urist cancels awful things, attacked!

Kobolds cancel hope for freedom: Defence bridges raised

Quote from: KodKod on April 08, 2012, 10:08:45 pm
I'd just like to restate that this thread is a discussion about dwarf on kobold sex.

There is something pathologically wrong with all of you.

You came to us, really it's not our fault you showed up all bent on stealing...

EDIT: We just need to wait for them to develop Stockholm syndrome and then the liberaters will have to fight the people they were trying to save
« Last Edit: April 08, 2012, 10:12:47 pm by killerx243 »
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Corai

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #72 on: April 08, 2012, 10:12:22 pm »
Kobold King CoraiUnki cancels escape, found bow&arrow!


King Urist cancels r***, arrow through groin!
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #73 on: April 08, 2012, 10:12:35 pm »
It's not a bad game mechanic if you think about it, the kobold liason could offer you kobold slaves!
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #74 on: April 08, 2012, 10:13:29 pm »
Quote from: killerx243 on April 08, 2012, 10:10:28 pm
Quote from: Corai on April 08, 2012, 10:06:53 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 10:04:27 pm
Quote from: Monk321654 on April 08, 2012, 09:58:21 pm
Also, I need a spoon to pluck out my eyes.

Spoon to pluck out eyes... Say no vision means that the other senses become heightened right?

*King Urist orders all 22 Kobolds to be de-eyed*

King Urist

Anus



King Urist cancels awful things, attacked!

Kobolds cancel hope for freedom: Defence bridges raised

Quote from: KodKod on April 08, 2012, 10:08:45 pm
I'd just like to restate that this thread is a discussion about dwarf on kobold sex.

There is something pathologically wrong with all of you.

You came to us, really it's not our fault you showed up all bent on stealing...

EDIT: We just need to wait for them to develop Stockholm syndrome and then the liberaters will have to fight the people they were trying to save

They tried to steal our socks, we stole their dignity.

Winning the war on terrorism, one rape at a time.
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