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Author Topic: How do kobolds choose what to steal?  (Read 35146 times)

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2012, 09:21:13 pm »
The King sat upon his throne, watching the caged Kobolds dance for his amusement, gently stroking his crundle.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2012, 09:21:40 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 08, 2012, 09:20:47 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 09:13:49 pm
Calm down, everything is consensual! Really.

Kobolds only speak in [UTTERANCES], Gremlins... who even knows!

Wargbargle!

Well exactly, nonsensical babbling is consent!
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2012, 09:23:02 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 09:21:40 pm
Well exactly, nonsensical babbling is consent!

There is no Armok...
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2012, 09:24:55 pm »
Armok is in everyone KodKod.


In everyone.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2012, 09:30:03 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 08, 2012, 09:24:55 pm
Armok is in everyone KodKod.
In everyone.

I can’t believe in an Armok that does nothing to horribly smite the perpetrators of Kobold bumrape.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #35 on: April 08, 2012, 09:32:36 pm »
Well what if its a smoking hot SHE kobold? Hmmm?
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #36 on: April 08, 2012, 09:33:16 pm »
In everyone KodKod.

No exceptions.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #37 on: April 08, 2012, 09:34:37 pm »
Kobolds are pure and adorable, they have not been touched by armok.


Or else they would not be so many virgin kobolds.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #38 on: April 08, 2012, 09:36:08 pm »
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #39 on: April 08, 2012, 09:37:31 pm »
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #40 on: April 08, 2012, 09:38:59 pm »
Wait until your king wants the champion skier/hotdog eating contest winner gibbon. Then you have things to talk about.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2012, 09:40:02 pm »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 09:32:36 pm
Well what if its a smoking hot SHE kobold? Hmmm?

I can’t believe in an Armok that does nothing to horribly smite the perpetrators of Kobold penetrative rape.

Happy now?

Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 08, 2012, 09:33:16 pm
In everyone KodKod.
No exceptions.

Then I shall make Armok answer for his or her crimes. I will wage war on the gods, and if the gods are in everyone then I'll start with all of you.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2012, 09:41:53 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 08, 2012, 09:40:02 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 09:32:36 pm
Well what if its a smoking hot SHE kobold? Hmmm?

I can’t believe in an Armok that does nothing to horribly smite the perpetrators of Kobold penetrative rape.

Happy now?

Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 08, 2012, 09:33:16 pm
In everyone KodKod.
No exceptions.

Then I shall make Armok answer for his or her crimes. I will wage war on the gods, and if the gods are in everyone then I'll start with all of you.

A army of kobolds with wooden and elf-bone spears arrive, running into eachotgher, one brought a dwarf-bone dagger

HI KODKOD, MY TRIBE WILL HELP!
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2012, 09:42:40 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 08, 2012, 09:40:02 pm
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 08, 2012, 09:32:36 pm
Well what if its a smoking hot SHE kobold? Hmmm?

I can’t believe in an Armok that does nothing to horribly smite the perpetrators of Kobold penetrative rape.
It's totally not rape!

The kobold showed up on his doorstep after all!
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2012, 09:43:25 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 08, 2012, 09:40:02 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 08, 2012, 09:33:16 pm
In everyone KodKod.
No exceptions.

Then I shall make Armok answer for his or her crimes. I will wage war on the gods, and if the gods are in everyone then I'll start with all of you.

But Armok is and is in everything, don't you feel Armok in you KodKod?
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