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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

which thing?   

[Saurinae]

I'm finally back, also Indilwen doesn't smell. The Elf blood in her requires her to bathe in natural springs XD, she doesn't have the treehugging nature of the elves though.

[Corai]

I'm finally back, also Indilwen doesn't smell. The Elf blood in her requires her to bathe in natural springs XD

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Elf.



Freeble, find the sniper rifl-Oh wait we left it in another thread.....Find me some adamanite, I need a shortsword-Oh wait, they'd never let us get any...........

...OH HI INDILWEN HAHAHA I am not trying to kill you..........

[Saurinae]

Oh god i nearly said something terrible XD if you want to read it open the NSFL spoiler XD

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I almost said nowadays she has more dwarf in her then elf. I'm a terrible, horrible and xenophilic person

I'm ashamed of myself

[Corai]

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HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE BRAIN BLEACH AGAIN? OKay kobold bone dust.....pure evil Oh god that means I need KodKod's blood...... Skip that.....dwarf blood...

A nearby dwarf screams as I put a gash in his leg.

.....And pure good.






OH INDILWEEEEEEEEEEN, I NEED TO STAB YOOOOOU.

[Saurinae]

*Hands Corai some brain bleach* Here, you need it my friend.

[Corai]

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Note to self, stockpile Pure Good in Indilwen's sleep....



Oh god I am tempted to draw that. But I am currently buckled down with Hugomuans's Deebus picture. >.>

[Saurinae]

I think if you are nice to her she might be able to share some V.I.A me.

EDIT: Wait don't we have all those elves in cages?

[wierd]

Weird joykill has been unhappy lately.

A plan to purge the vents was interrupted by an emergency recently.

He was assaulted by a lilliputian psychopath with a large copper dagger for absolutely no reason recently.

He overheard a nasty sexual joke recently.

[Saurinae]

Would you like some free brain bleach too Weird Joykill?

[Corai]

....


Great, not only does this brain bleach only work for dwarves, but now Weird Joykill has returned.


Indilwen, do you still have that hammer?

[wierd]

Doesn't work. I have superdwarven memory abilities. Not even ritualistic alcohol abuse can clear bad memories.

But I might take it if I can force it doen corai's throat for stabbing my leg earlier.


Oh hi there corai......


I hear you are scared of this "gbaneg" character?...  well.... you know..........

(You might be safe if you hide in one of the biohazardous waste barrels... a nice clean one you know... if it can keep the goop in, it can keep it out too.)

[Saurinae]

-Indilwen to Corai- Would you like some blunt trauma instead?
-Tath Zagith to Weird- Oops, sorry about your superdwarven memory abilities.

[wierd]

It sucks being able to remember conversations you had years ago, with almost perfect clarity. Ironically, I often forget my own phone number and birthday.

I blame being run over as a child. Four times.

[Saurinae]

I just fell down a flight of stairs head over heels hitting my head on every other step. It's what I blame for my chronic memory loss.