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[WillowLuman]

With Cocoa Butter soap to appease KodKod?

[Oliolli]

Gbaneg the All-Mighty rose to his feet. He understood that now he would be powerful enough to get revenge on Corai for his bad management and cocoa butter soap baths, and the rest of the Twelfth Bay for their abusive behaviour towards kobolds. The other kobolds would be considered collateral damage. Gbaneg the All-Mighty started his way towards the fortress.

[WillowLuman]

Suddenly, from the center of the Earth, burst the Hammerhead yak riding the Hammerhead whale!

Thus began the most epic battle of all time.

[Eric Blank]

For the sake of all kobold-kind (because we have the entire population...) and bay12er-kind (we are unique!) Gbaneg must be stopped.

I propose we fire the missiles, erect a quick barrier of obsidian (with our dual pressurized magma and water cannons) and give my stoneworkers some time to set up a little trap in the entry hall.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Suddenly, from the center of the Earth, burst the Hammerhead yak riding the Hammerhead whale!

Thus began the most epic battle of all time.

Also with

Niminem Ultima, the mobile dragonic fortress!   It is in the shape of a dragon!  It fires magma like an actual long-distance cannon instead of the short-distance ones bay12ers build!

No idea how I came up with that...

[wierd]

Weird joykill cancels exterminate vent vermin: interrupted by unholy abomination.

*begins work on something epically vicious*

[Loud Whispers]

"Experiment 2: Subjects 'Urist,' 'Mosus,' 'Ingish,' and 'Tobul' were given crossbows, and told to fire raven bone bolts directly in front of them, in as arced a trajectory as possible."

"All bolts impacted against a supposed invisible wall, falling to the ground."

"Invisible wall nicknamed the Fourth Wall of Oily gears, of the Fourth Wall for short."

[wierd]

Suggest attaching radio transmitters to merchants and wild animals who appear able to traverse the invisible barrier.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Niminem Ultima fires main cannon at Gbaneg!
Gbaneg has become !!Gbaneg!!!
Niminem Ultima fires secondary cannons at the hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale!
The hammerhead yak riding the hammerhead whale has become !!hammerhead yak!! riding the !!hammerhead whale!!!

"Experiment 2: Subjects 'Urist,' 'Mosus,' 'Ingish,' and 'Tobul' were given crossbows, and told to fire raven bone bolts directly in front of them, in as arced a trajectory as possible."

"All bolts impacted against a supposed invisible wall, falling to the ground."

"Invisible wall nicknamed the Fourth Wall of Oily gears, of the Fourth Wall for short."

Why does "Welcome to the Hotel California" come to mind, but instead of "Welcome to the Hotel California", it is "Welcome to the Twelfth Bay"?  Surprisingly applicable if you replace all of the "Hotel California"s in the song with "the Twelfth Bay".

Experiment 3: Going Vertical

[Corai]

Gbaneg is attacking?


....HIDE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[WillowLuman]

Why you shoot hammerheads!? They're on our side! This should explain

I'm really starting to believe that someone must have secretly set up some kind of square containment force-field around our area. But the tech to refine the forcefield to only us and our weapons is... unimaginably advance. Should we fall, my only hope is that Gbaneg will be trapped here as well.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Why you shoot hammerheads!? They're on our side! Skip to 8:31

I'm really starting to believe that someone must have secretly set up some kind of square containment force-field around our area. But the tech to refine the forcefield to only us and our weapons is... unimaginably advance. Should we fall, my only hope is that Gbaneg will be trapped here as well.

Square?  It's a cube!  We built upwards, and couldn't build any higher due to the field at the home citadel!  Only merchants and armies are immune...

[Corai]

Wait, your all having trouble leaving the twelth bay? HAHAHAHAHA, IM A KOBOLD. I CAN LEAVE WITHOUT TROUBLE! HAHAHAHAH!


Corai walks over, begins to laugh, and begins to scream in agony, shaking like four thousand volts of electricity just entered his spinal cord, the results of the ability to both be stuck, and able to leave.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Oh wait, I remembered something!
The field came around every site after a bit of magic used by the elves upon the dragons went ary and the result was a cube around every site that ever had, is, and ever will exist!

EDIT: This is the 2700th reply!

[Corai]

YOU COULDNT TELL ME THAT BEFORE I ALMOST DIED? That was horrible!