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[wierd]

I fell down some of those too, but landed on my face instead.

Had a blackened front tooth until I was 8 out of the deal, but I was actually pushed down the stairs on that one.

Getting run over the first time was totally my fault though.  Got a concussion from it, and was in the hospital for weeks.  I remember a nice lady gave me some wrigley's chewing gum for being cute.

The other 3 times? Not my fault.  Fell out of the car and run over during a turn when the door opened... backed over in the driveway....  and thumped by a moron doing a right turn on red.

By all accounts, I should probably be dead.  I've been attacked by a dumped off fighting rooster, run over 4 times, pushed down concrete steps, drug by a horse, squashed into the ground by a cow, kicked by a horse (several times), fallen off the barn.. attacked by feral dogs...


You might think I am accident prone, but not really. These were spread out over a whole childhood.

The fighting rooster left some gnarly scars though.

[Saurinae]

I'm not sure if I should call you accident prone or one lucky person.

[Corai]

I fell off a kiddy donkey ride, my head cracked open so badly you saw some brain.


Thats why I am so disturbing IRL. And memory loss.

[Saurinae]

Also this whole conversation is the reason we are all so disturbing people XD

[wierd]

Yeah, but it makes for funny conversation to say I was viciously attacked by an angry cock.
(Scarred me for life!)

Lol!

The scars are deep too. Right over the femeral artery on the inside of my thighs. A little deeper and I probably would be dead.

[Saurinae]

Lol, I have a small amount of money that everyone on Bay12 has had some terrible accident that messed them up a little XD

[Corai]

Heh. Were all insane and lucky survivors.

[MrButtchicker]

Yeah, but it makes for funny conversation to say I was viciously attacked by an angry cock.
(Scarred me for life!)

Lol!

The scars are deep too. Right over the femeral artery on the inside of my thighs. A little deeper and I probably would be dead.

Huh, was it by chance your cock that attacked you? That would make an even better story.

[wierd]

No.  Full story is that while on a weekend trip to the local FOP (fraternal order of police, dad. Was a cop) lake when I was 4, I had the extreme misfortune of being attacked by a discarded fighting rooster, complete with augmented spurs.

Tore me up what good in my swimming trunks.  Got scars all over my ass, back and thighs. Deep purple scary ones.

I tease and say it was from a psycho ex girlfriend.

[Corai]

I was dropped.




....


You win, my mortal foe.

[Saurinae]

XD So that would have to be one hell of a pissed off ex though

[wierd]

XD So that would have to be one hell of a pissed off ex though

Chicks man, you just can't trust em!

(LOL!)

[Reudh]

Hit by a car in 2005, bullied from 2002- 2011.

That's the reason I'm strange. (in addition to my eccentricity.)

[Corai]

XD So that would have to be one hell of a pissed off ex though

Chicks man, you just can't trust em!

(LOL!)

I'll drink to that.

[Eric Blank]

Wow. You guys make me look like a coward. I've never had a real serious injury. I did accidentally drop a hot lamp on my lap while naked, though. Not fun.