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Oliolli

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2295 on: April 28, 2012, 12:40:29 pm »

The second demon wave strikes Oliolli in the everything, but the attack glances off!

While you guys are fighting your civil war, can you wall this area off again? They seem to have come back.

The manamaid demon busts a sexy move!
The second demon wave has been knocked unconscious.
Oliolli busts a macho move!
The manamaid demon has been knocked unconscious.

Loud Whispers? Anyone?

The tumbleweed demon pushes Oliolli in the upper body, but the attack glances away!
Oliolli strikes the tumbleweed demon in the body with the ‼copper pick‼ and it catches fire!


Hey wierd, thanks for the napalm!

Horrible screams come from the darkness below! x3591

Two waves down, several thousand more to go...

An angelic chorus sings out, as 9 new Oliollis charge in from the horizon!

We're here to kick ass fiend and chew bloated tubers... and we're all out of bloated tubers.

The Oliollis and demons clash, as Loud Whispers lays the final stones to the wall blocking the way to the adamantine spires from the living areas.
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
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drowning babies everywhere o-o

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2296 on: April 28, 2012, 12:43:56 pm »

A kobold digs a small hole in the roof.


Hey, need any help? My world-domination failed, oh, and look at my sock! Its make of Orky-leather!
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Orky_Boss

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2297 on: April 28, 2012, 12:55:59 pm »

I walk into the magma forge area to find a kobold holding up a sock. Curiously, the sock looked just like my skin. No, exactly like my skin. None of that, that WAS my skin! Grabbing a Steel Sword that was named "Steel Hell", I hack off the hand holding the sock, then knock out the kobold and slit it's throat.

It was then I noticed the cackling.

Looking down at the spire, I see a fellow dwarf desperatly trying to hold off innumberable demons.

I grab 10 pieces of adamantine and start making myself a full set of adamantine armour.
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Shit! He's flatlining! Quick, get the Doctor in!

Doctor: Nah, I'm on break.

Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2298 on: April 28, 2012, 12:58:16 pm »

A thief! Kill the skulking filth!


You can never be ridden of me!

....Well, you forgot to take the sock. :3

Goes around wearing it as a hat.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2299 on: April 28, 2012, 01:01:27 pm »

After finishing the adamantine armour and donning it, I charge into the fray with my comrade, my last rational thoughts wondering what I have done before entering the sacred martial trance.
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Corai

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2300 on: April 28, 2012, 01:02:17 pm »

Meanwhile, a kobold is headshotting demons with a bow. Tipped with Orky-blood.


EAT MY ARTIFACT ARROWS.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2301 on: April 28, 2012, 01:03:35 pm »

BTW, it seems my experiment gone horribly wrong has indeed produced cracks in time. And the first one  is in the Kobold sector.
I forbade the door, so noone is inside. Accept a few dwarves. :3
Free Dwarves? Sure.
(Hey, what if those Dwarves are us from the past? I mean, it's a bit recursive...)

The Oliollis and demons clash, as Loud Whispers lays the final stones to the wall blocking the way to the adamantine spires from the living areas.
Confirmed. Somewhere in this fortress is a duplicate of each and every one of us. That dastardly Loud Whispers...

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2302 on: April 28, 2012, 01:05:06 pm »

BTW, it seems my experiment gone horribly wrong has indeed produced cracks in time. And the first one  is in the Kobold sector.
I forbade the door, so noone is inside. Accept a few dwarves. :3
Free Dwarves? Sure.
(Hey, what if those Dwarves are us from the past? I mean, it's a bit recursive...)

The Oliollis and demons clash, as Loud Whispers lays the final stones to the wall blocking the way to the adamantine spires from the living areas.
Confirmed. Somewhere in this fortress is a duplicate of each and every one of us. That dastardly Loud Whispers...

That means theres twice as many kobolds! I may be able to conquer the world afterall! After I murder myself.......
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2303 on: April 28, 2012, 01:07:47 pm »

Meanwhile, a kobold is headshotting demons with a bow. Tipped with Orky-blood.


EAT MY ARTIFACT ARROWS.

Wow, I never knew my blood was poisonous...
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WillowLuman

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2304 on: April 28, 2012, 01:41:05 pm »

Don't worry, the Demons are just running from the temporal crack in hell.
The time explosion is recursive, causing cracks back in time as well. Where do you think Eerie glowing pits came from?
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Oliolli

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2305 on: April 28, 2012, 03:18:54 pm »

Hugo, why did you have to build... whatever it was that the cats told you to build? I'm fighting 3591∞ demons here because of that. I'm already cut off from Orky and eight of the other Oliollis... and we're in a friggin' adamantine spire, all on the same level! Also, it seems that because of that whatever-it-was, no walls can be built to last to seal off the adamantine spire.

In other words... FIX THIS SHIT!
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When all you've got is an adjustable spanner and an entire freight warehouse of terrifying cogs and gears, everything looks like "just a prototype".
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You all turned Swordthunders into a bastion of madness that seems to warp in on itself under its own hatred of sanity.  I'm so happy!
Quote from: Loud Whispers
drowning babies everywhere o-o

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2306 on: April 28, 2012, 03:20:28 pm »

155 pages in 24 days. love ya b12

A dwarven liason has arrived for no apparent reason!

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2307 on: April 28, 2012, 03:22:00 pm »

Goblin spy! Kill it!

Our answer to every diplomat :P
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2308 on: April 28, 2012, 03:46:19 pm »

In other words... FIX THIS SHIT!

I brought some tape

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #2309 on: April 28, 2012, 04:10:11 pm »

Weird joykill arrives in the dining hall.

Nasty cuts, sharp dust from smashed obsidian, and thin streaks of blood soak his face, cake his hand, and stain his clothing.

Dropping a well used iron pickaxe on the ground, he moans in disbelief at the spectacle.

Loudwhispers is putting the finishing touches on a now properly repaired wall.

A kobold that looks suspiciouosly like the one who's skeleton he recently pried out of an obsidian boulder leans over a jagged hole in the floor, peering inside.

The sounds of screams, clashing metal, and dwarven profanity echo from the tiny opening.

Weird joykill is unhappy.  He exhausted his supply of liquid cuteness recently. He was assaulted by animated furniture recently. He suffered the loss of his lab equipment to tradgedy recently. He sustained minor injuries lately. He admired a nice wall recently.

In a fit of apathy, weird nudges the kobold into the hole with his boot, taking delight in the incomprehensible gibberings as it falls into the inky blackness below.

An angry dwarven "oomph! What the hell are you doing!?" Bellows out of the hole, followed by the clashing of metal and screaming.

Now piqued, weird joykill fumbles in his labcoat for a book of matches....
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