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[Corai]

CORAI! SOMEONE WENT INSANE!


SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.



The tiny cave for kobolds is locked.

[Orky_Boss]

Orky_Boss Has constructed "Steel Hell", a Steel Short Sword!

This is a Steel Shortsword. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. The pommel menaces with spikes of bronze. Engraved in the blade is a picture of a Dwarf and a Kobold. The Kobold is in the fetal position. The Dwarf is laughing. This image relates to the miserable attempt by kobolds for world domination in the year 2012.

"Isn't it MAGNIFICENT!?! I MUST TEST IT OUT!"

Orky_Boss Charges at the Crossbowman!
The Crossbowman looks surprised by Orky_Boss's Onslaught!
Orky_Boss slashes the Crossbowman in the head, and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Crossbowman has been struck down.

"Y-y-yeeessss... that'll dooo..."

[Corai]

Hey!

I conquered two forest retreats, >.>

[Orky_Boss]

Hey!

I conquered two forest retreats, >.>

Two Forest Retreats =/= World.

[Corai]

Hey!

I conquered two forest retreats, >.>

Two Forest Retreats =/= World.

Atleast I conquered something.

[Orky_Boss]

Hey!

I conquered two forest retreats, >.>

Two Forest Retreats =/= World.

Atleast I conquered something.

True. If your objective had been to slaughter a sh*tton of elves, you have magnificently succeeded. But due to the fact your goal was to conquer the entire world, the two forest retreats is but a tiny fragment of your dream's intentions.

[Corai]

Hey!

I conquered two forest retreats, >.>

Two Forest Retreats =/= World.

Atleast I conquered something.

True. If your objective had been to slaughter a sh*tton of elves, you have magnificently succeeded. But due to the fact your goal was to conquer the entire world, the two forest retreats is but a tiny fragment of your dream's intentions.

World domination was a bonus. I just wanted to make elves excint for....being elves.

[WillowLuman]

BTW, it seems my experiment gone horribly wrong has indeed produced cracks in time. And the first one  is in the Kobold sector.

[Corai]

BTW, it seems my experiment gone horribly wrong has indeed produced cracks in time. And the first one  is in the Kobold sector.

Luckily everyone left when I set out for elf-genocide/world domination.



I forbade the door, so noone is inside. Accept a few dwarves. :3

[WillowLuman]

Dwarves never go in there, cause they respect your privacy. But all your stuff is being erased from history.

[Corai]

Dwarves never go in there, cause they respect your privacy. But all your stuff is being erased from history.

....I'll miss those socks.


But those dwarves didnt go willingly. I had to have SOMETHING inside there so noone knew we left.


Cant believe noone noticed 523 kobolds in full-copper marching out of the front door.

[WillowLuman]

I would have, but I no longer exist. In fact, I never existed now.

So you must be hallucinating my voice in your head

[Corai]

I would have, but I no longer exist. In fact, I never existed now.

So you must be hallucinating my voice in your head

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Corai releases a laugh, fell and terrible, blabbering on about a voice and kittens.

He makes a beeline for Orky!

[Orky_Boss]

Orky_Boss Sashes the Goblin Swordsman in the head and the severed part flys in an arc!

The Goblin head strikes Corai in the head, fracturing the skull and bruising the brain!

Corai falls unconcious.

[Corai]

Orky_Boss Sashes the Goblin Swordsman in the head and the severed part flys in an arc!

The Goblin head strikes Corai in the head, fracturing the skull and bruising the brain!

Corai falls unconcious.

The unconscious body continues to move. Cackling.


Orky_Boss has been struck down.

Migrants have arri-Oh wait, its just Orky's new body.......


Corai has begun work on a mysterious construction...