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[nekronuke]

Oliolli, welcome! I opened a Roast Shop!


What would you like?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1.A raven roast, minced raven-brain, deliciously glazed with honey, sugar, and optional blood for vampires! Ale included, $5
2.Sunshine Glaze, perfectly brewed sunshine is mixed with honey to form this glaze, all at only 17.99!
3.Dwarf Meat, I MEAN.....No, dwarf meat. 1.99
4.The special! Finely brewed Wine is to the side, plump helmet biscuits as a appetizer, Dog bones to chew on while you wait, and prickle berries to snack on, and the main course! A 40 pound Yak, glazed with the finest honeys, stuffed with only the finest plump helmets, dimplecups, and Sweet pods. Only 77.99 66.99!

I don't see thief stew on the menu... do you have any goblin or kobold roast?

[WillowLuman]

The Twelfth Bay has gone Stark Raving Mad!

The spinning Stark Raving Mad strikes HugoLuman in the right eye, bruising it!

Oh no! I have been injured in some small way! NOOOO!

HugoLuman regenerates into John Simm!

In 2012 HugoLuman learned the secrets of stark raving madness.

HugoLuman gestures! The dwarven wine shudders and begins to move!

[Corai]

Oliolli, welcome! I opened a Roast Shop!


What would you like?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1.A raven roast, minced raven-brain, deliciously glazed with honey, sugar, and optional blood for vampires! Ale included, $5
2.Sunshine Glaze, perfectly brewed sunshine is mixed with honey to form this glaze, all at only 17.99!
3.Dwarf Meat, I MEAN.....No, dwarf meat. 1.99
4.The special! Finely brewed Wine is to the side, plump helmet biscuits as a appetizer, Dog bones to chew on while you wait, and prickle berries to snack on, and the main course! A 40 pound Yak, glazed with the finest honeys, stuffed with only the finest plump helmets, dimplecups, and Sweet pods. Only 77.99 66.99!

I don't see thief stew on the menu... do you have any goblin or kobold roast?

Gasp!

You dare suggest we sell sentient forms of food? Never! Not in a thousand years!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That is in the Sentient Roast Shop.

[WillowLuman]

Which is of course a joint business operation by elves and goblins.

[nekronuke]

Which is of course a joint business operation by elves and goblins.

you gotta do what you gotta do. and man, this craving for goblin's got me near berserk, man.

[runlvlzero]

Which is of course a joint business operation by elves and goblins.

Endorsed and subsidized through your taxes whole heartedly by the cat party...

[Fen]

There is an engraving of the human/dwarf/kobold fortress The Twelfth Bay in Serpentine here. Depicted is humans, dwarves, and kobolds. The inhabitants are performing acts of !!SCIENCE!!, debauchery, cannibalism, and unspeakable horrors. The fortress is unimaginably complex. It is larger on the inside. Visitors are arriving. The visitors are going insane. The insane visitors are being harnessed for reusable energy. There are D

Engraving Reader has canceled read engraving: Went insane

This is what I imagine our fort will be like to outsiders. They just won't be able to handle even looking at it for more than a couple minutes at a time.

[miauw62]

There is an engraving of the human/dwarf/kobold fortress The Twelfth Bay in Serpentine here. Depicted is humans, dwarves, and kobolds. The inhabitants are performing acts of !!SCIENCE!!, debauchery, cannibalism, and unspeakable horrors. The fortress is unimaginably complex. It is larger on the inside. Visitors are arriving. The visitors are going insane. The insane visitors are being harnessed for reusable energy. There are D

Engraving Reader has canceled read engraving: Went insane

This is what I imagine our fort will be like to outsiders. They just won't be able to handle even looking at it for more than a couple minutes at a time.

Mh, tell us something we dont know yet.

[Oliolli]

Oliolli, welcome! I opened a Roast Shop!


What would you like?

I haven't felt hunger since KodKod took my guts, so thanks, but nothing now.

There is an engraving of the human/dwarf/kobold fortress The Twelfth Bay in Serpentine here. Depicted is humans, dwarves, and kobolds. The inhabitants are performing acts of !!SCIENCE!!, debauchery, cannibalism, and unspeakable horrors. The fortress is unimaginably complex. It is larger on the inside. Visitors are arriving. The visitors are going insane. The insane visitors are being harnessed for reusable energy. There are D

Engraving Reader has canceled read engraving: Went insane

This is what I imagine our fort will be like to outsiders. They just won't be able to handle even looking at it for more than a couple minutes at a time.

"On the wall is a masterful rendition of Cthulhu in microcline. Cthulhu is weeping. The image relates to the foundation of The Twelfth Bay in 2012."

[Reudh]

Reudh cancels Reudh: Reudh Reudh.

[Loud Whispers]

I haven't felt hunger since KodKod took my guts, so thanks, but nothing now.

Can I have them? Same problem for me, different cause. Need more intestines, kinda like a scarf of intestines...

[Corai]

I haven't felt hunger since KodKod took my guts, so thanks, but nothing now.

Can I have them? Same problem for me, different cause. Need more intestines, kinda like a scarf of intestines...

I have some fine intestines, what would you like? Carp, Elk, Giant Sponge (dont ask how), I got it all!

For $699.

[Loud Whispers]

I haven't felt hunger since KodKod took my guts, so thanks, but nothing now.

Can I have them? Same problem for me, different cause. Need more intestines, kinda like a scarf of intestines...

I have some fine intestines, what would you like? Carp, Elk, Giant Sponge (dont ask how), I got it all!

For $699.

I'll give you 10☼

[Oliolli]

I could give you my set... but KodKod never tells me where she hides all the stuff she tears off me.

[Corai]

I could give you my set... but KodKod never tells me where she hides all the stuff she tears off me.

The flying busiance card strikes Oliolli in the head, bruising the muscle!

Call me when you need a organ stolen.