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[Skyrunner]

*hauls Corai to the nearest garbage zonequantum stockpile*

[Corai]

*hauls Corai to the nearest garbage zonequantum stockpile*

Skyrunner cancels haul, kobold thief!

ILL STAB YOU!

[Skyrunner]

Skyrunner bashes Corai, kobold thief in the head with a =mitochondria=, bruising the brain!

You forget I am an accomplished biologist, thief!

(Assuming professors are Legendary.)

[Corai]

Skyrunner bashes Corai, kobold theif in the head with a =mitochondria=, bruising the brain!

You forget I am an accomplished biologist, thief!

(Assuming professors are Legendary.)

FHDHFDHJDFJGDFJHDFJHDFHDFSJH im back.

Noone on this thread dies, or atleast never got bugged by it.



.....Want a raven roast?

[KodKod]

The floundering of you mortals amuses me.

[Skyrunner]

I didn't expect you to die of bruised brainness

Do dorfs die of bruised brains? o_o

*throws mitochondria at KodKod*

[Corai]

I didn't expect you to die of bruised brainness

Do dorfs die of bruised brains? o_o

*throws mitochondria at KodKod*

For a kobold, bruised = torn.




FREE RAVEN ROASTS! I RAN OUT OF POISONS SO THERE SAFE TO EAT! MAGICAL FELL-MOOD CURING SUGAR COATING!

[WillowLuman]

HugoLuman shakes HugoLuman's head, scratching the bemusement!


HugoLuman gestures! The +granite throne+ shudders and begins to move!
The raven roast shudders and begins to move!


The Twelfth Bay has gone Stark Raving Mad!

[KodKod]

*throws mitochondria at KodKod*

I would advise against doing so. It is not wise to incur the wrath of Empress KodKod.

[Corai]

*throws mitochondria at KodKod*

I would advise against doing so. It is not wise to incur the wrath of Goddess-Empress KodKod.

I fixed it for you my lady.

[Skyrunner]

No, Emperess Kod, I expect you to dine. (On mitochondrion, or whateer the plural is xD)

[KodKod]

Mitochonropusses, or mitochondropi.

And since when were you Auric Goldfinger?

[Corai]

Sneaks poison into the booze-supply.


Heheheheh......

[Oliolli]

I didn't expect you to die of bruised brainness

Do dorfs die of bruised brains? o_o

Yes, they do. Denting the brain, however, is not lethal. Just extremely rare.

*throws mitochondria at KodKod*

I would advise against doing so. It is not wise to incur the wrath of Goddess-Empress KodKod.

Trust her. She can get violent when mad.

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nose
left eye
middle eye
right eye
left ear
left eye tooth
right eye tooth
heart
left upper arm
left upper leg
left lung
guts

The Twelfth Bay has gone Stark Raving Mad!

The spinning Stark Raving Mad strikes HugoLuman in the right eye, bruising it!

[Corai]

Oliolli, welcome! I opened a Roast Shop!


What would you like?

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1.A raven roast, minced raven-brain, deliciously glazed with honey, sugar, and optional blood for vampires! Ale included, $5
2.Sunshine Glaze, perfectly brewed sunshine is mixed with honey to form this glaze, all at only 17.99!
3.Dwarf Meat, I MEAN.....No, dwarf meat. 1.99
4.The special! Finely brewed Wine is to the side, plump helmet biscuits as a appetizer, Dog bones to chew on while you wait, and prickle berries to snack on, and the main course! A 40 pound Yak, glazed with the finest honeys, stuffed with only the finest plump helmets, dimplecups, and Sweet pods. Only 77.99 66.99!