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[wierd]

You're like a cornish game hen... small, but rich, concentrated flavor!

I have the presentation all thought out! I will stuff you with whole peeled new potatos, so that when you get cut into, they look like kobold eggs!

I'll use a cut sliced carrot cut longwise to look like a copper dagger, and a kale leaf loincloth! You'll be adorably delicious!

Now stop fighting!

[nekronuke]

Nekronuke cancels murder Corai: Interrupted by kobold thief

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[Corai]

I left out a word, now I look idiotic instead of stupid.

.......No look, there-No those are other kobolds.



.....IM THE SMALLEST THING HERE! WHAT CAN I EVEN DO TO A SMALL ANIMAL? SLAP IT?

This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is an image of Corai the Kobold and Broseph Stalin the Dwarf. Broseph Stalin is diligently recording the indisputably true history of the world. Corai the Kobold is rolling in trash and saying rude things to babies.

Trash is rather comfy, and I cant speak. SO HAH.

You're like a cornish game hen... small, but rich, concentrated flavor!

I have the presentation all thought out! I will stuff you with whole peeled new potatos, so that when you get cut into, they look like kobold eggs!

I'll use a cut sliced carrot cut longwise to look like a copper dagger, and a kale leaf loincloth! You'll be adorably delicious!

Now stop fighting!

.......ILL STAB YOU!

But it glances off x23

.....Bah. Im gonna go look at the raven eggs.

[Cellmonk]

Cellmonk mourns cat. Cellmonk is angry. Cellmonk is in a fit.

Pulls random lever.

Warm hatch opens above Nekronuke and Corai.

[Corai]

Cellmonk mourns cat. Cellmonk is angry. Cellmonk is in a fit.

Pulls random lever.

Warm hatch opens above Nekronuke and Corai.

Im at the ravens. Hes bleeding out from a stab to the head, he'll be fine though.

[nekronuke]

You didnt open any arteries. by the way, kobold thief...
Nekronuke has begun a mysterious construction

[Broseph Stalin]

Trash is rather comfy, and I cant speak. SO HAH.

This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is an image of Corai the Kobold and elves. Corai is kissing the elves. This relates to the kissing of elves by Corai the Kobold.

[WillowLuman]

Well, didn't want to do this, but...

HugoLuman gives Necronuke an elbow piledrive, bruising HugoLuman's right elbow!
Nekronuke falls unconscious!

[nekronuke]

Trash is rather comfy, and I cant speak. SO HAH.

This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is an image of Corai the Kobold and elves. Corai is kissing the elves. This relates to the kissing of elves by Corai the Kobold.

Its engraved, therefore true. BURN HIM

[wierd]

*weird joykill devises fiendish plan.

*weird joykill viciously tickles a hagfish on the counter, and gently scrapes it with a rubber spatula.

*weird joykill loads the goop into a pastry bag.

*weird joykill fills a bucket with water at the well.

*weird joykill goes to the raven's nest to find corai...

[WillowLuman]

Poison him with primitive vertebrate mucus?

[Corai]

Trash is rather comfy, and I cant speak. SO HAH.

This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is an image of Corai the Kobold and elves. Corai is kissing the elves. This relates to the kissing of elves by Corai the Kobold.

This is a egraving of CoraiUnki and elves, CoraiUnki is on a stool, Elves are laughing at his height. This relates to the height of CoraiUnki.

Trash is rather comfy, and I cant speak. SO HAH.

This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is an image of Corai the Kobold and elves. Corai is kissing the elves. This relates to the kissing of elves by Corai the Kobold.

Its engraved, therefore true. BURN HIM

This is a engraving of Nekronuke and dwarves, Nekronuke is killing everydwarf. This relates to the murder of dwarves by Nekronuke.

IT IS ENGRAVED, KILL HIM!


CoraiUnki cancels post, Ninja'd x4

[nekronuke]

Nekronuke has created ASDF-qwertyuiop: The Fast Muds, a Rainbow diamond kobold stew

[WillowLuman]

The Twelfth Bay cancels world-domination plan: too insane
The Twelfth Bay has gone Stark Raving Mad!

[wierd]

*weird joykill sprays Corai with the hagfish goop by forcefully squeezing the pastry bag!

*weird joykill splashes Corai with the bucket of water!