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[Eric Blank]

Eric Blank cancels post: interrupted by ninjas x30

[KodKod]

Four biscuits, that's all I have in my damn home. That or mix up a tuna sandwich, but frankly I've had enough tuna for one day!

Look at what you’ve gone and done with your talk of food. I smoulder with generic rage!

[WillowLuman]

Four biscuits, that's all I have in my damn home. That or mix up a tuna sandwich, but frankly I've had enough tuna for one day!

Look at what you’ve gone and done with your talk of food. I smoulder with generic rage!

I wonder, do the brain chemicals produced by your rage corrode metal?

[Corai]

Nekronuke has created ASDF-qwertyuiop: The Fast Muds, a Rainbow diamond kobold stew

...Rainbow diamond?


I HAZ RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS?


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.


/annoyingkoboldhappiness

*weird joykill sprays Corai with the hagfish goop by forcefully squeezing the pastry bag!

*weird joykill splashes Corai with the bucket of water!

Kobolds practically LIVE in this stuff, whatever it does it wont work.

Unless the water does something.


NINJA'D FIVE TIMES, REALLY? I USED TO NINJA YOU GUYS.

[nekronuke]

Four biscuits, that's all I have in my damn home. That or mix up a tuna sandwich, but frankly I've had enough tuna for one day!

Look at what you’ve gone and done with your talk of food. I smoulder with generic rage!

HES A DIGGLE, BURN HIM

[WillowLuman]

Four biscuits, that's all I have in my damn home. That or mix up a tuna sandwich, but frankly I've had enough tuna for one day!

Look at what you’ve gone and done with your talk of food. I smoulder with generic rage!

HES A DIGGLE, BURN HIM

Uh oh. You just called Kodkod a...

[Corai]

Four biscuits, that's all I have in my damn home. That or mix up a tuna sandwich, but frankly I've had enough tuna for one day!

Look at what you’ve gone and done with your talk of food. I smoulder with generic rage!

HES A DIGGLE, BURN HIM

YOU GUYS STARTED ALL THE KOBOLD-CANNIBALISM.

BURN EVERYONE I VOTE, THEN WE CREATE A NEW FORTRESS. THEN REPEAT.

[WillowLuman]

Four biscuits, that's all I have in my damn home. That or mix up a tuna sandwich, but frankly I've had enough tuna for one day!

Look at what you’ve gone and done with your talk of food. I smoulder with generic rage!

HES A DIGGLE, BURN HIM

YOU GUYS STARTED ALL THE KOBOLD-CANNIBALISM.

BURN EVERYONE I VOTE, THEN WE CREATE A NEW FORTRESS. THEN REPEAT.

Will it make horse-bone armor?

[nekronuke]

Four biscuits, that's all I have in my damn home. That or mix up a tuna sandwich, but frankly I've had enough tuna for one day!

Look at what you’ve gone and done with your talk of food. I smoulder with generic rage!

HES A DIGGLE, BURN HIM

YOU GUYS STARTED ALL THE KOBOLD-CANNIBALISM.

BURN EVERYONE I VOTE, THEN WE CREATE A NEW FORTRESS. THEN REPEAT.

its not cannibalism. im not a kobold. and im not forcing you to eat the soup.






eat the goddamn soup.

[Corai]

Four biscuits, that's all I have in my damn home. That or mix up a tuna sandwich, but frankly I've had enough tuna for one day!

Look at what you’ve gone and done with your talk of food. I smoulder with generic rage!

HES A DIGGLE, BURN HIM

YOU GUYS STARTED ALL THE KOBOLD-CANNIBALISM.

BURN EVERYONE I VOTE, THEN WE CREATE A NEW FORTRESS. THEN REPEAT.

Will it make horse-bone armor?

........


.......


......


Corai unleashes a hail of laughter, fell and terrible.

[KodKod]

I wonder, do the brain chemicals produced by your rage corrode metal?

Brain chemicals? Don’t be silly, this is rage we’re talking about; I produce bile so caustic it would eat right through a person.

HES A DIGGLE, BURN HIM

I am neither diggle nor man. You speak to KodKod, greatest and most maniacal of the forum's woman warrior elite.

Props for catching the reference though.

[Cellmonk]

Four biscuits, that's all I have in my damn home. That or mix up a tuna sandwich, but frankly I've had enough tuna for one day!

Look at what you’ve gone and done with your talk of food. I smoulder with generic rage!

HES A DIGGLE, BURN HIM

YOU GUYS STARTED ALL THE KOBOLD-CANNIBALISM.

BURN EVERYONE I VOTE, THEN WE CREATE A NEW FORTRESS. THEN REPEAT.

Cellmonk places hand tentatively on ominous lever

[Skyrunner]

Hi!

First though: what is this madness I don't even


What race do ya think I am? O_o

[wierd]

Four biscuits, that's all I have in my damn home. That or mix up a tuna sandwich, but frankly I've had enough tuna for one day!

Look at what you’ve gone and done with your talk of food. I smoulder with generic rage!

Delicious roast cornish hen, served with herb roasted mashed potatoes and gibblet gravy, steamed cauliflower, and honey glazed carrots.

In the kitchen, the cork pops from a bottle of sparkling white wine.

The server is a tall, if slightly plump girl in a well fitted bodice. Her slightly curled golden hair spills luxuriantly about her shoulders, as she glides effortlessly into the room. Her smile is brilliant white, and her periwinkle eyes glitter to match.

With a wink, she lays the desert menu on the table beside the entre', and saunters toward the kitchen....

(I will go to hell for this.)

[nekronuke]

I wonder, do the brain chemicals produced by your rage corrode metal?

Brain chemicals? Don’t be silly, this is rage we’re talking about; I produce bile so caustic it would eat right through a person.

HES A DIGGLE, BURN HIM

I am neither diggle nor man. You speak to KodKod, greatest and most maniacal of the forum's woman warrior elite.

Props for catching the reference though.

caustic bile? warrior elite? <33 my dwarven heart, she is beating like a troll on the gabbro front gates