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[Corai]

*sniff*

Mmmm.. smells good!  Is that a delightful sunshine bisque I smell?

I baked you a pie.


What? Give a human in a kobold's body time and they become wonderful bakers.

Nekronuke cancels cook lavish meal: Tackled.

The spinning rock strieks Nekronuke in the head, bruising the skin! x502


GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Nekronuke becomes enraged!
The spinning +Meat Cleaver+ pins Corai to the wall by his Left Sock!

...Why didnt you just kill the guy on top of you with that?

Because you must be soup, of course.

Oh I always imagined myself being more of a roast.........WHAT AM I SAYING!

[Broseph Stalin]

...Why didnt you just kill the guy on top of you with that?

I've realized that less than half of all things are bones so from now on I shall put everything on bones so that everything will by twice as much bones. My math is irrefutable. 


This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is an image of Corai the Kobold and Necronuke the Dwarf in cat bone. Necronuke is making terrible decisions, Corai is puzzled.

[nekronuke]

Nekronuke cancels cook lavish meal: Tackled.

The spinning rock strieks Nekronuke in the head, bruising the skin! x502


GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Nekronuke becomes enraged!
The spinning +Meat Cleaver+ pins Corai to the wall by his Left Sock!

...Why didnt you just kill the guy on top of you with that?

Because you must be soup, of course.

Oh I always imagined myself being more of a roast.........WHAT AM I SAYING!

SURRENDER AND BE DELICIOUS

[wierd]

Oh no, no no no.

Soup isn't a lavish meal at all!

Orange dressing drizzled over oven roasted kobold, with orange slice garnish over the eyeballs, with carrots, served with prickleberry wine.

[Corai]

Nekronuke cancels cook lavish meal: Tackled.

The spinning rock strieks Nekronuke in the head, bruising the skin! x502


GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Nekronuke becomes enraged!
The spinning +Meat Cleaver+ pins Corai to the wall by his Left Sock!

...Why didnt you just kill the guy on top of you with that?

Because you must be soup, of course.

Oh I always imagined myself being more of a roast.........WHAT AM I SAYING!

SURRENDER AND BE DELICIOUS

HES FELL! HES FELL! SOMEONE GET THE JACKET!


PLEASE?

[KodKod]

Armokdamn this is making me hungry.

A thousand curses upon my empty fridge.

[Corai]

Armokdamn this is making me hungry.

A thousand curses upon my empty fridge.

This is getting sigged.

[nekronuke]

Nekronuke bites Corai in the left lower leg.
Nekronuke latches on firmly

SOOOOOUUUUUUPPP

[Broseph Stalin]

HES FELL! HES FELL! SOMEONE GET THE JACKET!


PLEASE?

This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is a well designed image of Corai the Kobold and Necronuke the Dwarf. Necronuke the dwarf has a brilliant idea, Corai the Kobold is being selfish and rude.

[Corai]

HES FELL! HES FELL! SOMEONE GET THE JACKET!


PLEASE?

This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is a well designed image of Corai the Kobold and Necronuke the Dwarf. Necronuke the dwarf has a brilliant idea, Corai the Kobold is being selfish and rude.

....Hes trying to kill me, he just use a replica I have everywhere.

Nekronuke bites Corai in the left lower leg.
Nekronuke latches on firmly

SOOOOOUUUUUUPPP

CoraiUnki stabs Nekronuke in the head with the Large Copper Dagger, shattering the skull, tearing the muscle, and tearing the fat.

[wierd]

Unless you make that soup into a reduction sauce of some kind, it's a total waste!

[Broseph Stalin]

....Hes trying to kill me, he just use a replica I have everywhere.

This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is an image of Corai the Kobold. Corai the Kobold is lying and doing unspeakable things to small animals.

[nekronuke]

Nekronuke bites Corai in the throat, tearing the skin.
Nekronuke has latched on firmly


No matter what, you will be an artifact something!

[Corai]

....Hes trying to kill me, he just use a replica I have everywhere.

This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is an image of Corai the Kobold. Corai the Kobold is lying and doing unspeakable things to small animals.

I left out a word, now I look idiotic instead of stupid.

.......No look, there-No those are other kobolds.



.....IM THE SMALLEST THING HERE! WHAT CAN I EVEN DO TO A SMALL ANIMAL? SLAP IT?

[Broseph Stalin]

I left out a word, now I look idiotic instead of stupid.

.......No look, there-No those are other kobolds.



.....IM THE SMALLEST THING HERE! WHAT CAN I EVEN DO TO A SMALL ANIMAL? SLAP IT?

This is an exceptionally designed cat bone slab, on the item is an image of Corai the Kobold and Broseph Stalin the Dwarf. Broseph Stalin is diligently recording the indisputably true history of the world. Corai the Kobold is rolling in trash and saying rude things to babies.