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[Talvieno]

[trapavoid]

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QUESTION: What megaproject would we build, once we got settled?

[Corai]

[trapavoid]

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QUESTION: What megaproject would we build, once we got settled?

A nice hovel for all the kobolds


?

[wierd]

Support under floor deconstructs.

Kobold falls into cagetrap.

[KodKod]

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QUESTION: What megaproject would we build, once we got settled?

I totally see it.

Does this help?

[Corai]

Please tell me I didnt make a kobold panties derailment, please.

[Talvieno]

Weird Joykill waves Xxtroll fur loinclothxX (complete with vomit and blood stains!) Tantalizingly overhead at the kobold...



Here vermin, vermin, vermin.......

"A thief! Kill the skulking filth!"

OHGODDONTKILLME

*pulls the lever*

DODGE THAT, FILTHY CURR!

 BWAHAHAHA!

Corai, wierd just crushed you under 500k urists of marble - the trap I made for KodKod. Sorry about that. See, Wierd, doesn't being coworkers sound fun?

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QUESTION: What megaproject would we build, once we got settled?

I totally see it.

Does this help?

-snip-

lol

[Corai]

Weird Joykill waves Xxtroll fur loinclothxX (complete with vomit and blood stains!) Tantalizingly overhead at the kobold...



Here vermin, vermin, vermin.......

"A thief! Kill the skulking filth!"

OHGODDONTKILLME

*pulls the lever*

DODGE THAT, FILTHY CURR!

 BWAHAHAHA!

Corai, wierd just crushed you under 500k urists of marble - the trap I made for KodKod. Sorry about that. See, Wierd, doesn't being coworkers sound fun?

Image: 404 not found. jsyk.

QUESTION: What megaproject would we build, once we got settled?

I totally see it.

Does this help?

-snip-

lol

Knowing dwarf fortress I escaped with a right lower arm

[Talvieno]

Knowing dwarf fortress I escaped with a right lower arm

Enh, poo. Also knowing Dwarf Fortress, it wasn't my fault!! Glad you didn't die. lol

*plots secretively *

EDIT: KodKod, you were definitely right. We'd be going at each other's throats. But it'd all be in the name of ☼SCIENCE☼ and ☼FUN☼. ("science" whenever we could get away with labeling the fun as that.)

[Corai]

Knowing dwarf fortress I escaped with a right lower arm

Enh, poo. Also knowing Dwarf Fortress, it wasn't my fault!! Glad you didn't die. lol

*plots secretively *

EDIT: KodKod, you were definitely right. We'd be going at each other's throats. But it'd all be in the name of ☼SCIENCE☼ and ☼FUN☼. ("science" whenever we could get away with labeling the fun as that.)

And on that note!


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- A thief escaped with a adamanite sock!    -
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[KodKod]

Oh there would definately be ‼FUN‼ involved, that's for sure. It's just not guaranteed for all parties.

[Corai]

Oh there would definately be ‼FUN‼ involved, that's for sure. It's just not guaranteed for all parties.

I assume im the first to enjoy !!FUN!! cause im a kobold?

[Amallar]

EDIT:

They're suggesting you may be a vampire.

Me, I'll take some rum.  Somehow.

Until someone successfully distills jaegermeister.

......I wont say what I thought he meant now...

I wonder if a brewer strange mood can make a artifact rum...

Now I'm confused. 

If it's "offensive" go ahead and PM me, though it'll probably escape into the thread anyway soon enough.

I took it the way you described it...

Frankly, I think the way he meant it was more "dirty"...

Finally, if it turned out KodKod was a real vampire, I'm sure the majority of The Twelfth Bay would quickly agree to place her in a pit with the sharp stabby things she loves oh-so-very-much, and then pull two levers - the first activating the stabbies, and the second filling the little pit with water. Over which, I would build a well.   I'm an architect in my spare time.

Oh, and if she swims, she's a witch.

Correct. And who would drink a vampire's blood! You would be sober forever.

Well, come on. We're a bunch of terrified dwarves who don't want to die. Vampires are tough. Vampires are fast. Being vampires would exponentially increase our chances of survival.

I rather don't mind dying, actually. Existence is transient and there will always be millions of me in other dimensions, so it's no big loss. And, if death does actually end in oblivion, then it stands to reason that I won't have the consciousness to be rueful or frightened.

[Amallar]

I must also ask what a woman's scorn feels like. No one takes me seriously enough to waste perfectly good scorn, unfortunately.

[wierd]

Ahh! Somebody that almot subscribes to my own philosophy!

Tell me, did it ever occur to you that because you do exist now, that your eternal timeless existence is garanteed, due to the local quantum state collapse?  (That removing you from existence would result in a universe ending paradox?)



[A woman's scorn]

Wierd's surefire method:

Find a vulnerable, reclusive girl. They like libraries, parks, and zoos. They fear rejection, and have a serious self worth complex.  Genuinely act interested in her. Take her on dates. Build up her self esteem. Be helpful, supportive, ad nurturing.

Just as she is beginning to bloom and fall madly in love with you, tell her she was just a temporary fling, and that you were desperate.

Wear abspestos underwear.

[Corai]

MY KOBOLD MIND CANNOT COMPREHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND  *explodes, leaving adorable blobs of kobold everywhere*