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[Talvieno]

I feel that it's important to note that when Congreve said "nor hell a fury like a woman scorned", he didn't mean "fury" as in "anger", he meant "Fury" as in a diety of vengence.

I dunno... they look cute.

[wierd]

............. read more mythology.

[Corai]

I created a KodKod derailment!


I feel successful now.

Yep, you're definitely her kobold. Maybe you could be her priest?

Foolish man... a hurricane destroys the body, but a woman destroys the soul!

What the devil attepts with subtlety, a woman does with rapacious ease!

You are warned!

What does she do to 500k urists worth of marble?

And now that I look at what I have wrought, I regret everything nothing!

EDIT:

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Yes, yes I am.

[Talvieno]

............. read more mythology.

............. I have. All of Greek, Norse, Egyptian. Loved it and ate it up. Of course I know what the Furies are. I'm just having fun, that's all.

Maybe I should stop?

[Eric Blank]

A horrid abomination of rabid froth and steel pointy things bursts through the Eastern wall of the chamber

"Quit yer wankin' about the stoneworkers' quality or rate of work, or else you'll be assisting the engravers in smoothing every surface down to a sheen with yer blood!

We're underdwarfed and overworked enough as it is with the lot of you being pyrotechnicians, farmers and whatever that goddess of death you worship is supposed to be, and begging us to mine every last damn mineral vein AND your bloody dorms. Until you design some blasting caps and drills for us, you're screwed.

Maybe I should engineer some new cage traps and stock everyone's room with at least one 'pet' of their choosing.

And curse you all for yer ninja'n my posts in under the minute!"

nagnagnag nag angry old pirate dorf with a pickaxe trails off as he disappears into the freshly-dug tunnel on the West wall of the chamber, bringing the screams of warrior-wenches as he plows headlong into the women's military barracks

[wierd]

Ahh, but have you ever seen a slighted woman up close and personal?

I grew up with sisters.  Vicious ones.  (One that could squat 400lbs.)

I have seen.  Oh, have I seen.

The danger is not danger to the body, though that is possible.  The danger is that you will never again know peace in that woman's company.

Never.

[Corai]

A horrid abomination of rabid froth and steel pointy things bursts through the Eastern wall of the chamber

"Quit yer wankin' about the stoneworkers' quality or rate of work, or else you'll be assisting the engravers in smoothing every surface down to a sheen with yer blood!

We're underdwarfed and overworked enough as it is with the lot of you being pyrotechnicians, farmers and whatever that goddess of death you worship is supposed to be, and begging us to mine every last damn mineral vein AND your bloody dorms. Until you design some blasting caps and drills for us, you're screwed.

Maybe I should engineer some new cage traps and stock everyone's room with at least one 'pet' of their choosing.

And curse you all for yer ninja'n my posts in under the minute!"

nagnagnag nag angry old pirate dorf with a pickaxe trails off as he disappears into the freshly-dug tunnel on the West wall of the chamber, bringing the screams of warrior-wenches as he plows headlong into the women's military barracks

"But Im a kobold, I can barely swing a knife!"

[KodKod]

The danger is that you will never again know peace in that woman's company.
 
Never.

I fixed that superfluity for you.

[Talvieno]

I'm going to guess nobody else finds my "sense of humor" very amusing... *slinks out*

[KodKod]

I'm going to guess nobody else finds my "sense of humor" very amusing... *slinks out*

No retreating, contribute more.

This particular thread is starting to feel like an imageboard, but that's not a bad thing.

[wierd]

Weird Joykill waves Xxtroll fur loinclothxX (complete with vomit and blood stains!) Tantalizingly overhead at the kobold...



Here vermin, vermin, vermin.......

[Corai]

Weird Joykill waves Xxtroll fur loinclothxX (complete with vomit and blood stains!) Tantalizingly overhead at the kobold...



Here vermin, vermin, vermin.......

"A thief! Kill the skulking filth!"

OHGODDONTKILLME

[Talvieno]

enh, well... if it must be said, I've felt a woman's scorn before, yeah. and it's pretty bad, so. I was just having fun, enjoying the verbal sparring and joking around. Anyway, I didn't really have anybody on my side, and I was kind of getting the feeling that I was beginning to annoy people rather than amuse them...

This is part of why I wouldn't make a good military dwarf. I retreat from combat in RL. lol    oh well.

[wierd]

Weird Joykill waves Xxtroll fur loinclothxX (complete with vomit and blood stains!) Tantalizingly overhead at the kobold...



Here vermin, vermin, vermin.......

"A thief! Kill the skulking filth!"

OHGODDONTKILLME

*pulls the lever*

DODGE THAT, FILTHY CURR!

 BWAHAHAHA!

[Corai]

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