((Whoops, forgot to post an action...))
Go perform grand theft MPV, unload anything on its trailer and use it to retrieve my exosuit and bring it back to base. Since it's out of power, I'm guessing I'm going to have to pedal a lot or make a stop at the base to recharge, whatever seems quickest in the long term.
Pester Simus to put my goo in the fridge while it's still fresh.
Your suit is already back. Mesk grabbed it with the shuttle and then I assume dropped it off. Also, the MPV is with Vich out near the gel sea. And We'll assume the goo is in the fridge.
try to use !!!SCIENCE!!! To figure out which way is up and try to go that way.
[int:1]
You come to the conclusion that you are a lemon. You go completely still and unresponsive, just like a lemon.
((...))
At least try to be a lemon that floats upwards.
[int:4]
You realize you're not a fruit and manage to grab hold of Miyamoto's ankle.
((Wow, double fail with a snarky smackdown. Ouch.))
"You incompetent moron. Give me those."
Grab the knockout pills and just force them down crazy guy's throat, then hold his mouth shut until he swallows and keep hold of him until he's out. Then strap him onto the table for surgery. Snark at the medical idiot all the way.
You yank his helmet off and proceed to jam the pills in his mouth. You hold his mouth and nose shut until he swallows. You then dump his unconscious body over on the bed.
"Welp, lets hope you had the right amount of pills, bucko, otherwise the pirate may be sleeping with the space fish."
Continue to enjoy crazy dreams. Decipher the hidden message of Algis.
"Whats that? I might be psychotic? I don't know about that, I mean I'm just talking to a multi-armed deity created via the combined faith of hundreds of dead convicts in space."
"Gimme.......the.......pillssss."
Take the goddam pills myself. If I cannot reach the pills, scream for a competent medic.
((HELP ME MESK!))
Well, you're already asleep now, but I gotta say, you must be pretty desperate to be calling for mesk.
((If nobody else has a better idea, I'm going to go and get Miyamoto, before he ends up as a dead +Metal Statue+ that menaces with spikes of battlesuit plate. He's going to be one anyways, no way around that, but it is preferable that he remains a live one inside.))
Use my rockets to shift Miyamoto so he's entirely on the shore, wait a bit for any molten metal on him to cool so it can't cause contact harm, and hitch him to the shuttle.
You take the shuttle's winch cable and jet down to the surface. You wrap the cord around Miyamoto's left arm and lock it in place. You give a call to Lukas for him to grab hold of Miyamoto so that mesk can pull them both out at once. You're not really sure if he gets the message, but you can hope.
Be useful
Honestly not sure what there is for you to do around here right now. I suppose you could go explore somewhere unexplored. Or go punch Morul. Or go kick the crystal. Thats always been a good idea.
ignore the pills, allow the other two to figure them out then commence with the eyeball installation.
((I swear to god if i roll another one im rage quitting and going back to my braincase studies.))
Well, lets see about putting in some fake eyes then.
[med:6+1]
You step over to the unconcious body of Morul, wide bore drill in hand.
"Two Eyes are so boring. Lets go for a third."
Michael tackles you, screaming "I'M HELPING!"
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