Yeah, there was pretty much no way you guys weren't going to ransack this guy's house, intentional or not.
Turn 9 - Nut Another Pun!(...) Caddio towers over the (possibly diseased) squirrel like a naked, animalistic forest god! A million nut-related puns flash through the narrator's mind, but he abstains and continues on. Caddio utterly destroys the squirrel in hand-to-hand combat, then grabs a handful of needles from a pine tree and tosses them at the squirrel! The needles puncture the squirrel's right eye, and it falls to the ground defeated!
Caddio feels sorry for his fallen opponent, and crafts a tiny eyepatch out of leaves. He offers the gift to the injured squirrel, and in thanks and respect toward its previous opponent, the squirrel hops up onto Caddio's shoulder and joins his adventures!
(...) Derek, meanwhile, fills his vial up with his own blood. After it's full, he immediately collapses on the ground.
(...) Raul waltzes over to Derek and clumsily kicks dirt into his wound.
Back in the farmhouse, the farmer reaches for his trusty pitchfork!
(ATT) (DEF) Denor notices the deadly object approaching his chest too late and clumsily steps into it! Crimson lifejuices from Denor's chest paint the wall and Denor is sent flying by the attack! Bryan pleads with the farmer.
"No, it's not like that! Our worthy adventurers can offer you gold! Real gold! We just want something to make salad and soup with, and they'll reward you handsomely if you could spare a pig!"
(...) The farmer glares at him. "Begone, swindlers!"
(ATT) (DEF) The farmer swings his pitchfork at Bryan's head, but Bryan ducks underneath and rolls away! The farmer stumbles slightly, but regains his footing and prepares to strike once more!
Suddenly Mr. Wiffles comes charging out of the woods being chased by a bear! He jumps in through the kitchen window, and the bear follows close behind!Dinner deadline in: 6h35m
The squirrel is now under the audience's control, just like Mr. Wiffles! He has -2 to all attack rolls, and +2 to all dodge rolls. Combat is the only situation in which his actions will be rolled for.
Player: lawastooshort
Name: Bryan
Adventurer: Davkul Stalkingwolf [HP:20/20] [MP:12/20]Currently: Farmhouse; running from the mad farmer!
Inventory: Peasant Robe |
Slip of Paper[HP:8/10] Injuries
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek Letum
Adventurer: Ravaatra Hellbinder [HP:20/20] [MP:14/20]Currently: Dirt Path; laying on the ground outside.
Inventory: Peasant Robe |
Vial[HP:7/10] Injuries
Player: Taricus
Name: Raul
Adventurer: Vladimir Silverblade [HP:20/20] [MP:12/20]Currently: Dirt Path; laughing at Derek.
Inventory: Peasant Robe
[HP:6/10] Injuries
Player: IronyOwl
Name: Caddio Nine
Adventurer: Odysseus Hawklight [HP:20/20] [MP:14/20]Currently: Dirt Path; standing in the bushes with a squirrel on his shoulder.
Inventory: N/A
[HP:8/10] Injuries
Player: Scelly9
Name: Denor
Adventurer: Coratra Gladomain [HP:20/20] [MP:12/20]Currently: Farmhouse; bleeding on the floor.
Inventory: Peasant Robe
[HP:4/10] Injuries
Description: A large reptilian creature with sharp claws, native to humid swamp environments. This one was formerly owned by the barkeep of the tavern in the town of Zabrek, who may or may not have been joking about using its urine as an additive in his on-tap grog. It was tamed by Coratra Gladomain after escaping and causing havoc in Zabrek, and as a result has become permanently docile and friendly, unable to bring itself to attack a living being.
Inventory: N/A
[HP:10/10] Injuries
Description: A small forest rodent that is loyal to Caddio. He wears a badass little eyepatch.
Inventory: Eyepatch[HP:3/5] Injuries
Hero Caddies Book I: The Bane of Gortharius Chapter I: The Chalice of Hope
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