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[Vorthon]

Any particular reason that the space outside the station seems to tearing itself apart?

[Scelly9]

Any particular reason that the space outside the station seems to tearing itself apart?

Did you engage the drive?

[Vorthon]

No. And now there's tentacles coming through. Big tentacles.

[Wrex]

Any particular reason that the space outside the station seems to tearing itself apart?

Did you engage the drive?

If you are within six gigaparsecs of the station, you may wish to leave the area. I have 26 Tacyon generators powered by an XK class antimatter reactor about to fire the wand. I Cannot promise your continued existence if you do not leave the area immediatly.

[Scelly9]

No. And now there's tentacles coming through. Big tentacles.

No idea then, check the cargo bay. It might be the few alien artifacts the ship is carrying.

Wrex. I would suggest not firing that missile. I rigged up a few teleporters to rebound any incoming objects.

[Vorthon]

No. And now there's tentacles coming through. Big tentacles.

No idea then, check the cargo bay. It might be the few alien artifacts the ship is carrying.

Wrex. I would suggest not firing that missile. I rigged up a few teleporters to rebound any incoming objects.

I've already salvaged anything of worth, and I couldn't find any artifacts.

Maybe this beacon thing has something to do with it?

[Wrex]

It's not a missle. It's rigged to the inside of my battlecruiser. This is going to be a one way trip.

[Vorthon]

I sense an imminent clusterfuck moment. This might even be bigger than that whole thing with the teleporting explodium a while ago.

[Scelly9]

It's not a missle. It's rigged to the inside of my battlecruiser. This is going to be a one way trip.

Oh, well it still won't work.

[Wrex]

How so?

[Doomblade187]

Well, it should kill the abomination. Should. I assume you have the setup hooked up to a mass-editor?

[Scelly9]

The teleporter has a three light-year range, and it hits anything coming in at over lightspeed. Or, it hits any object at half a light year.

[Wrex]

The teleporter has a three light-year range, and it hits anything coming in at over lightspeed. Or, it hits any object at half a light year.

The blast radius is much, much greater than three light years. Besides, getting that close to a station is inadvisable under the best of cricumstances.


I expect a minute before the device is charged and ready to fire.

[Spinal_Taper]

Wait. Lets have my hippies try and form a drum circle around it first. That might calm it down.

[Scelly9]

I sense an imminent clusterfuck moment. This might even be bigger than that whole thing with the teleporting explodium a while ago.

Vorthon. Type the following into the command terminal: CODE 7777 SOHAT 39172

It'll teleport you to my home planet, which is currently the only one not dying or irradiated.