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[redwallzyl]

worst yack bone toy hammer decorated with bands of yack bone and encircled with bands of chicken bone

[Valdrax]

Urist McGreatBowyer has been possesed!
Urist McGreatBowyer has clamed a Bowyers workshop!
Urist McGreatBowyer has begun a misterious construction!
Urist McGreatBowyer has created "Derp Imuseless" a wooden blowgun!

...and thats when he met the magma...

Oh wow.  I forgot.  That's what the third crossbow maker in my fort made.  Even worse than the bows, but my hatred was already used up by then.

Yeah, I pretty much assigned all of them to the military for a future in the front-line against the HFS.

[kaijyuu]

Good: Just got a bone crossbow.

Now, far from the best artifact ever, but one of the best things a bonecarver can make an artifact of. I can actually use it.

[Lexx]

My favorites so far

A pigbone pick. The miner ended up becoming my militia commander and he killed so many things with it regardless the material. I think the lightness gave him a speed edge.

Black bronze breastplate. Just for the mental image. Menaced with spikes of steel. effectively making the torso of the wearer look like a living mace xD.

Dragonbone Crossbow. This was given to my baron who like hunting alot. Images decorated onto it in goblin bone. Perfect hunting weapon for a baron.

[tahujdt]

@Maxmurder: I had one of these. Give it to your CotG or Hammerer.

[bombzero]

Black bronze breastplate. Just for the mental image. Menaced with spikes of steel. effectively making the torso of the wearer look like a living mace xD.

holy damn, im just picturing how this would look in real life.

[WillowLuman]

For my longest lived fort yet, I've been getting nothing but thongs for artifacts. 5 of them in a row, made of either pig-tail fiber or various kinds of leather. 5 in a row. I got pissed and then very disturbed when the 6th artifact was yet another thong, but with an image of a helmet snake and menacing with spikes of iron.

I thought that it couldn't get any worse, that whoever made that was the ultimate dwarf pervert. I was wrong.

1 year later, a child got a fell mood, and guess what they made? A dwarf leather thong!

I'm starting to think there's some kind of evil sex cult in my fort.

[bombzero]

Black bronze breastplate. Just for the mental image. Menaced with spikes of steel. effectively making the torso of the wearer look like a living mace xD.

holy damn, im just picturing how this would look in real life.

well heres a shitty attempt at art, it kinda sucks but i like it. its pretty damned good for me.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Fishybang]

Just got a platinum throne worth 99600.

[gildarumarth]

My best and most recent was a golden throne decorated with elephant leather and spikes of goblin bone.
In weapons and armor the best so far were golden hammer and lead shield with image of the dwarven king in human bone.
Also, my dwarfs seem to like making gem coffins. Coolest was amethyst one. It would look awesome IRL.

[Phynhas]

Good; Raw candy table, not bad. Kobold bone hammer, AKA wiffle-bat, with sick carvings, gave it to the Hammerer. Best was a golden anvil with civilizations' history and a ton of gems.

Bad; Obsidian flute in a human fort. Zero decorations, just a big, hard, black... flute.  Of course, it had to be a Possession.  Of course.

[bombzero]

possessions suck, they are also my most common type of mood...

[miauw62]

Black bronze breastplate. Just for the mental image. Menaced with spikes of steel. effectively making the torso of the wearer look like a living mace xD.

holy damn, im just picturing how this would look in real life.

I can imagine that guy bodyslamming somebody whit it, tearing apart the heart and the lungs.
awesome.

[Rominus]

Dragonbone Crossbow. This was given to my baron who like hunting alot.

This is an Alot bone scepter.  All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.  On the scepter is an image in oak of Urist McBaron and an Alot.  The Alot is cowering.  This object menaces with spikes of llama wool and is adorned with hanging rings of steel.

[smeeprocket]

Dragonbone Crossbow. This was given to my baron who like hunting alot.

This is an Alot bone scepter.  All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality.  On the scepter is an image in oak of Urist McBaron and an Alot.  The Alot is cowering.  This object menaces with spikes of llama wool and is adorned with hanging rings of steel.

lol, three cheers for grammar!