Ok, here's a fat update for once
Lol @ Cryptgate
Cryptgate was quite pleased with making an artifact lately.
Cryptgate has been molested by the dead lately.
Cryptgate had a bath recently.
Cryptgate has been tormented in nightmares by the dead lately.
It started off as a joke but seriously this guy got some ghostproblems ^^
V almost died of thirst but I- as in creepy kid- threw a barrel of rum at him, he didn't say anything 'cause he had his mouth filled with the sweet nectar of life but if a stare could kill...
I thought it would be nice for Trollbane to get a partner, maybe they'd have some nice demenstrations or something. But no...Just countless hours of the new guy beating the crap out of old Trollbane who just takes it and keep spamming-
-Trollbane looks surprised by the ferocity in the new guy's onslaught!
Meanwhile-
Xczxc the humble farmer cancels execute criminal: getting something to drink...
As if we were'nt few enough...
Today justice has been served- The guy who didn't make leather clothes got executed in his sleep.
Cryptgate turned twelve- Congratulations!
Here's a pick start diggin'
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More migrants- Sorry guys, it's a bad time. I left some dead elves out there if you get hungry but unfortunatly you're on your own...
So then most of them got their faces eaten by a zombie/cavy-pup. Standard.
Let me introduce you to Avuz Beachdiamond, looks like an ordinarie cheesemaker -maybe slightly bigger-, rarely ever smile or show any signs of happiness and a worshiper of a "mouse-like monster". But he is not like the other migrants, oh no, while they roll around in the mud trying to wrestle the little rodent-child -
- Avuz's survival instincts kick in. He moves away from pack and starts looting some dead elves, he manages to pick up a wooden sword but is instantly assulted by some undead chickens. At this point I assumed he was dead, and not much later I hear a scream of death(soundsense again). I quickly look through the reports but to my surprise it tells me a story of how a poor bird gets wacked in the face by a dwarf with a stick. Avuz is now running towards the fort...but it's a long way to go. Zombie eagles and zombie elves stand in his way, his stick is no longer enough to protect him... While still running he grabs something sticking up from the ground- an iron warhammer! But will that be enough? I don't want to take any chances so while Avuz inserts his hammer in the eagles face I throw a handful of migrants at them as a diversion. It gave him a few seconds at least, while he comes running like a madman(maddwarf?) I tear down the wall and quickly reseal it behind him.
And thus we have an army of three.
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The gobbos dropped by to say- Hi.
Ahhh, nothing like sitting in your new tower waching your enemies tear eachother to pieces
That calf IS badass.
Damn, more gobbos showed up. They're almost up to 100 now
Datan( Xczxc's son) just became possessed.
Xczxc unfortunatly died in a mining accident due to the fact that my focus was fixated on the cavy pup from before now biting the face off multiple trolls. Go get 'em boiii! Also sad 'bout the humble farmer but ya know death's part of life.
(Was it really an accident though? The group of non-catapultmemebers is shrinking drastically.)
I like Avuz's style, I think I'll try to win him over to my side.
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Shadownights- most badass fb 2012
Awsome name- ✔
Awsome description- ✔
Be an eagle- ✔
Shadownights for president!
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Hmm...All gobbos just got a lot scarier now that they're all elites...
I sense a cheater!
I will find you and execute you.
Well, apparantly Datan wanted some fckn rare gem, aint gonna get it.
Now he's berserking everyewhere- I'll just send Trollbane at him.
Doh, he got a dwarf before new-guy managed to take him out
Praise the catapult!
Edit:
Magnificent! We're not dead!
What did you expect? It's my turn afterall
*coughs* I think I called all the children in my turn "z-children" and all the babies "z-babies", so they appear at the very bottom in Dwarven Therapist. Of course, since custom titles don't change when they grow...
That's...I won't question it as you all had the courtesy to not ask about the flooded magmaindustrie.
On my the.rapist kids don't show up at all...however zombies do.
Praise the catapult!
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