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[slowpokez]

Mainentrance-          (<---Repost)
Well...this place is a fuckin mess...
Upon arriving to Markedangels you are met by this lovely view

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For those brave enough to enter the main gates...

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My beautiful entrance...What have you done!?

If you manage to navigate through all the corpses, debris and vegetation you find that all paths are blocked but one room...

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How the fuck did this happen?
is it a graveyard? The lack of coffins tells me otherwise but... I dunno

Secretentrance-(hole)
Hmm...The mainentrance was blocked...there must be an other way in.

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At first I was gonna call it a tunnel but I'm not sure if it really qualifies...

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Bridges...Bridges as far as the eye can see...Their purpose is long lost...

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The terain get's rougher and rougher...Seems like it was built purposly to keep something out...

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The next part of the fortress seems to have been remade into a trollcamp. The trolls seems quite content, the engravers are engraving and the bonedoctors are fixing bones etc.

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As you continue into the depths you are met first by a distant howling and then multiple voices sobbing...
Wild animals and infected children stacked upon eachother in cages...The place seems deserted but those locked in their rooms continue to cry for help...Are these dwarfs just undead beasts moving on instinct or has the curse left their souls intact?

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The road now continues down some sort of a "well"...The steps are covered in dust and cobwebs...around the shaft the sound of running water can be heard...

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After plunging into the darkness nothing can be seen but shadows...but the longer you wait the more of the hall uncovers...endless graves...

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The horrors of the outside world has claimed more and more of the settlement as the years went on...now a lone champion reamins as a last line of defence between the dwarven hope and the terrors that walk the land. Not even his coating of trollkin-blood manage to hide his aura of determination and a authority.

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Here's bit of an update a spoiler.



Sorry, 'bout delays and sh*t but rl can be such a pain sometimes, especially when there's police involved

[Chilton]

SLOWPOKE! Did You play too much DF, and become a Dorf temporarily, then go on a Biting/Sock Throwing Rampage in a public place again?

[slowpokez]

SLOWPOKE! Did You play too much DF, and become a Dorf temporarily, then go on a Biting/Sock Throwing Rampage in a public place again?

No no no no, I only do that on holidays.
My good friend which by chance also happens to be my dealer is the one in trouble, this however means that I'm suddently forced to associate with some very timeconsuming "wannabegangesters".

[Chilton]

SLOWPOKE! Did You play too much DF, and become a Dorf temporarily, then go on a Biting/Sock Throwing Rampage in a public place again?

No no no no, I only do that on holidays.
My good friend which by chance also happens to be my dealer is the one in trouble, this however means that I'm suddently forced to associate with some very timeconsuming "wannabegangesters".

So... Youre Scratching lots of people and grabbing Their feet with Your hands then trying to work out why You cant get Your lower arm around Their heads?

[slowpokez]

SLOWPOKE! Did You play too much DF, and become a Dorf temporarily, then go on a Biting/Sock Throwing Rampage in a public place again?

No no no no, I only do that on holidays.
My good friend which by chance also happens to be my dealer is the one in trouble, this however means that I'm suddently forced to associate with some very timeconsuming "wannabegangesters".

So... Youre Scratching lots of people and grabbing Their feet with Your hands then trying to work out why You cant get Your lower arm around Their heads?

What are you talking 'bout?

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I aint got no limits.

[Chilton]

Um... Ok, I stant corrected   

[Chilton]

I just realised something...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1vDqgsbyhQ
This is basically Markedangels

Except that Shes a Catapult.

[Felcis]

What a great update. Your illustrations are amazing slowpoke, especially with all those small details. I instantly knew which area was shown. xD
Looking forward to new updates.

[Vodrilus]

So, you found the easter egg, slowpokez. Recognise the scene?

Also, really nice tour! Only thing I really didn't get was the "lone defender" mammal. What's with that?

[slowpokez]

So, you found the easter egg, slowpokez. Recognise the scene?

Also, really nice tour! Only thing I really didn't get was the "lone defender" mammal. What is that?

It's a groundhog.

[slowpokez]

What a great update. Your illustrations are amazing slowpoke, especially with all those small details. I instantly knew which area was shown. xD
Looking forward to new updates.

Thx

Well, I might finish the tour some other time but I think it's time for a small update instead

As if we didn't have enough trouble with zombies, forgotten beasts, tantrums, Chilton and demons we recently had to add the plauge to the list.
-People are having fever all over the place...I came so close to victory only to be brought down by a mere sickness. What kind of sick game is Armok playing!?
(This is probably fb related, however I can't track anything since everyone is completly covered in the blood and extracts of multiple fbs...


Wtf is this bs!? Fck normal updates!
Song time!!
Every good story need atleast one song.
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Ok this is how it'll work-

If your internet is REALLY slow let it load a minute.

Just sing along in an appropriate voice depending on what vers you're on. Lyrics will be provided.

Ignore sentences within brackets "()"

Now just load up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocm8QdNR_d8

Ok, here we go!
1

In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning (For about a month)
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be -- (trumpet of nightmares?)
It scared me out of my wits --
My corpse falling to bits! (lost my legs, hands in bad shape)
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was...me!!

I was once the most mystical man in all Markedangels. (unknown identity)
When the overseers betrayed me they made a mistake! (Xczxc, V, .etc
My curse made each of them pay (all dead and V in jail)
But one little thing still stand in my way- (changed some lyrics here to make sense.)
My minions, prepare!
'Catapult's awake!

2
In the dark of the night evil will find you
In the dark of the night just before dawn!
Aah...

Revenge will be sweet

When the curse is complete!

In the dark of the night...
They'll be gone!

3

I can feel that my powers are slowly returning! (fever disappered)
Tie my splint and a hint of cologne for that smell! ( exchanged "sash and dash" for "splint and hint")
AS the pieces fall into place
I'll take control of this place! (u gotta admit that WAS pretty genius)
Zombies, Demons, your grace, fareweeEEEEll! (your grace has to be V as in last overseer)


4

^^^(demons+the perforator)^^^
In the dark of the night terror will strike you!

Terror's the least we can do!

In the dark of the night evil will brew.
Ooh!

Soon they will feel that their nightmares are real.

In the dark of the night

They'll be through!

In the dark of the night
Evil will find you
Find you!
Ooh!
In the dark of the night terror comes true.
Doom you!

5

My dear, here's a sign --(duh)

It's the end of the line!

In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...

Come my minions,
Rise for your master,
Let your evil shine!
Find them now,
Yes, move ever faster (gobbo sounds)

6
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...

They'll be Crushed!(like your hopes and dreams)

If you managed to sing the whole thing in the appropriate vioces I lift my hat and bow before you

If you dislike guides, movies and songs just tell me and I'll get on with a more "regular" update.
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Oh, and before I forget
Thx for the link Chilton
However as a Markedangels theme-song it is my humble opinion that this song might be more accurate-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8cELTdtw6U
Involves the digging of holes and building a wall to avoid an outside threat.
A bit A lot more melancholic.
...uhm it just fits the scene like a hand fits a glove.

[Chilton]

Build That Wall isnt bad for it, but...
That did make Me think of one thing! Also from Bastion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s3b5OR2YhE

[Vodrilus]

Oh yeah, that fever. Came from the duck. Here's a quote from my July 13th update.

12th Moonstone
Datan, our captain takes on Dorku, the huge eyeless duck! He is helped by some of the more aggressive animals, the turkeys.

The battle rages on, while the rest of the fort tries to stay out of the way, skittering away from even a glimpse of the mighty duck. Our ancestral memory tells us that this beast's blood is deadly. We await with great anxiety its effects.

Inod the Speardwarf is kicked with such power that he slams straight into a wall! There he lies, unconscious from the pain.

Datan looks badly feverish, but is holding his own.

Our cuts only scratch the beasts skin. We must rush him now if we seek to destroy it. That means absolutely everyone. Except the kids. Children do as they please.

Now Nomal. The duck kicked the Macedwarf in the head with its foot, braining him. The blow sent the lifeless body flying into a wall.

As you can see, most of the fever blood is directly on the path to the well. Time for traffic designations?

[slowpokez]

What!? Noone sang the song? It took me more then 30 minutes to....ungrateful....bastards...(The rest becomes unhearable as slowpoke walks off into the distant)
Soon slowpoke finds himself staring into his fridge without being able to remember what he came there to get. He quickly scans the room for eventual clues, he doesn't notice anything that could help him but he realises that he is only wearing one sock...A closer inspection has him puzzled as the sock is gray and pink- these are not slowpokes usual sock-colors. Where did it come from and...His thoughts gets interupted by the fridge alarm as he has now been staring into it's cold depths for more then a minute. Before he is able to decide upon a new activity his phone rings- it's someone whom slowpoke does not consider a friend of his but she consider slowpoke a friend of hers. She is one of those people who talk a lot but says nothing, Slowpoke decides to fck the system by putting away the phone and letting his couch listen to what she has to say for a moment. As his mind slowly drifts away from the immediate present it returns to the subject of his mysterious sock. A second detail that seperates this sock from his other socks is the fact that it's very small, clearly deisgned for women or children. Slowpoke feels like he is getting closer to the truth but before he is able to make any grand revelation he remebers that he is supposed to be talking with someone. The lady had already hung up and left an angry text, well sh*t happens.
Slowpoke now rests in an unspecified place for an unspecified amount of time but upon his return to the bedroom he does not only find the pink socks twin but also a bottle of Smirnoff. When he attempts to reunite the two socks he notices that during his travel from the unspecified place to his bedroom he had lost the other half of the pair. Slowpoke decides to not grieve over such trivial matters, instead he lights a smoke and returns to b12.

Normal update.
Everyone has the duck-plague.
As you know Kid is up walkin, ready to take over the world.
Doc managed to fix up Bane who quickly founded- The lovely palisade- a one-man squad.
I can't do it, normal updates doesn't work...

Prepare for the arrival of the-
LOS LOCO LLAMAS

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Does this look like a face of mercy?

DOES IT!?

[Chilton]

Los... Loco... Llamas?

Whatever it is Youre on, I want some.