I dont mean to be a downer, but Armok Dammit I hope My Turn ends soon.
This has been intense, and slow.
Please let it end.
Fighting Agak is impossible. I tried sending down one Archer. He shot His Web in a volley. It just cant be avoided.
We just need to seal that damn are, and stay out.
The Asylum is a lost cause.
Another Survivor just crawled out of the mess.
Just in time, too. The sealing Wall was just erected. The area has been isolated.
This is Location #12 in Markedangels, thats needed to be totally sealed off.
TWELVE.
Twelve scrapes with destruction.
Its only Limestone.
I still have to sit through Sandstone, Timber, Moonstone, Opal, and Obsidian.
*sigh
Vodrilus II, one of the survivors, is in the Hospital.
His finger, left hand, and skull, are all broken.
Laying next to Him, is a Miner, who has a broken hand, ribs, and fractured liver.
A Tanner who was trying to drag out the wounded has broken floating ribs.
Those are the Survivors who are still trying to recover.
I dont even know how many are laying dead on the stairwell, and darent count those dieing with Agak.
Some of Them, down there, arent even webbed. Agak just maimed Them. And Theyre just laying in the halls in pain. The ones He tortures are trying to eat, and drink. But They cant.
They are soon to die, slowly.
And in here, We have the odd Tantrum in the Hospital.
I cant blame Them.
Good news is, if it comes to it, I can seal the Hospital.
It would become Location #13. A fucking Berserker Room.
Our population is 47. About 1/3rd of that is Migrants on the surface, caught in the crossfire of Zombies, Elf Caravan Guards, and Goblin Invaders.
24 of Them are Children.
Speaking of Children, if a Webbed Captive gives Birth, Their Baby will be subjected to the same fate.
This is Hell.
Hmph. As if its any better than whats outside the Halls of Markedangels.
The Zombies have defeated the Goblins, the Migrants, and the Elves. Mostly because a Smoke Cloud turned most of Them.
Theres no longer plus of one hundred out there, but only the strongest survived.
So now, theres about 40ish Zombies out there.
Things are not improving.
I just saw a Troll Head, detached from its Body.
This means, something, possibly a zombie, took its head off.
Its body is surrounded by the things.
The Surface Entrance to Felcis Entrance Hall is surrounded, completely.
Migrants will have to push through, more so than last time.
Remember earlier, how I made a Militia out of the Migrants outside, thinking "Hey, You guys said the Zombies will be afriad, and run away!"
Tell that to Zuntir Onrelkulet.
And the 9 other *dead* Militia.
They. Are. Dead.
Their Corpses surrounded by Zombies. One is even hiding in one of the areas of the Fort that was sealed off due to a Breach. Im watching a Zombie rip Her up.
Cowards My Arse.
I mean, it worked at first. But Goblins didnt kill these guys. They were at the other end of the map.
The Fort is horrifically quiet.
I see two children in the workshop floor. Eating.
Most of Our Adults are with Agak, Wounded, or trying to Farm.
This is not. Good.
I know, lets count the victims with Agak!
18, alive. Theres probably more, albeit Theyre probably dead, and undiscovered.
So, 24 Kids. 18 Captives. Population 47.
47 - 18 - 24 = 5.
Of those 5, 3 are in Hospital.
So, 2.
TWO Dwarves, are still avtive and functional.
Two.
We really, really, REALLY NEED MIGRANTS>
Whilst We arent getting Migrants, allow Me to list those down there with Agak, who are trapped in Webs.
Ast Atiskalan.
Rith Gusilnokim.
Ineth Idekrigoth.
Onul Akmammistem.
Risen Konosstinthad.
Minkot Gemeshtirist.
Erib Cattennokgol.
Udil Rovodginet.
Solon Mengtalin.
Chilob Teshkaddakost.
Thikut Keskalamug.
Oddom Kodoroslan.
Felcis II.
Aban Avuzugosh.
Vieto.
Kel Tatloshstinthad.
Thikut Lilumzefon.
Bembul Alakustuth.
Yeah.
Um...
Migrants?
Please?
The Survivors who are active seem to be Dodok Noramtekkud, and Iogish Shemaned.
It seems I miscounted.
Cain III is still ok.
As is Catten Ezumosed, Oddom Shemerar, Zaneg Tegirdodok, and Rith Amkolgeshud.
I have no idea how such a miscalculation is even possible, because according to our supposed population, it isnt.
But who the fuck am I to complain. We have someone to pull the Lever when the Migrants come! WOOHOO!
Heres the Good News:
897 Drink. and about 2000 Food.
Were fine.
Oh, and Ghosts. But I dare not try to make Slabs. If Migrants show up, I want as few distractions as possible for the Lever Pullers.
The Tantrums are limited to two guys in Hospital.
Its fine.
Well shit. One of the People in the Hospital went Berserk.
Welp, hello Sealed Location 13!
I have zero intetion of risking our few Survivors fighting a motherfucking Berserker.
This is ever deteriorating. Hes killing the other people in the Hospital. He just kicked a small child in the head.
It be Sandstone.
And on a good note:
Sheer. Dumb. Luck. Seems this aint Location 13.
He killed a Baby named Mistem. It seems Child was an exaggeration.
I did a quick headcount. It seems the Unit Counts may be buggy in This Version. Because theres more like 50 Zombies. I counted out 40.
Kogan is sitting in the Catapult now.
All hail Catapult.
Miasma floods the Asylum.
The Captives are beginning to perish.
I seriously, seriously fucking hope Agak isnt a Building Destroyer.
Im just gonna...
Um... Reinforce the Seal.
Like, alot.
I found another wounded. Zaneg the Broker has a broken shoulder. I think He was tagged by the Berserker. I saw someone run out.
Ah Hi Limul Tekkudonul, whos in bed with Zaneg.
Limul has a borken back, broken ribs, a broken arm, and a broken lung.
This is hell.
This is the damage one Berserker did, on top of all else.
Migrants. Please. Send. Migrants.
Somehow, in the midst of this, I have a Bone Doctor becoming the new Miner.
At least somethings going ok.
And more importantly, We still have one Pickaxe.
You know, its only 3rd of Sandstone.
Time crawled for a bit there.
Now its back to slow but not agonising.
Im just gonna go watch Youtube Videos.
I hope nothing happens thats important that wont pause the game, cause pausing events are all Ill see.
Vodrilus II just died of thirst in Agaks Iron Grip.
I swear to Armok, I aint stopping until Timber.
Catten stands within the Catapult.
And Dodok, a Hospital Patient, is struck with Melancholy.
Migrants.
MIGRANTS!!!
OPEN THE FUCKING BRIDGE!
You know, when and if They make it in, Theyre not doing anything.
Enough has happened this turn.
Im just bunkering down, and waiting it out.
Thats it.
Final.
Settled.
Noone wants to pull the Lever.
Oh, please tell Me someone changes Their mind on that one.
If someone doesnt pull the Lever soon, those Migrants are all dead.
Finally, someone has been assigned to yank that damn lever.
The Bridge is down.
Come, Migrants!
SAVE US!
We literally need You all.
Migrants in.
Door sealed.
Population is now 54.
Well, its something.
Agak is enraged.
As if He wasnt bad when He was calm.
...Wait a second...
Oh My fucking Armok, VIETO! Youre fighting Agok! You just broke His fuckin leg!
Hes stuck next to You.
Youre just wailing on Him.
Well shit! Keep at it bro!
Some of the Captives are out of the Webs, and are fleeing into the Caverns.
Vieto is pounding on Agak, fracturing bones almost every time!
I cant believe this. Vieto has fractured Agak's skull.
Vieto, dude, Youre BITING HIS FACE.
Agak is fleeing into the maze of the Asylum Construct. Vieto is in full pursuit.
Vieto has Agak on the ground. Hes just pounding down, now.
Sick and twisted, is great Armok.
Agak is angry.
Agak lives.
Fuck waiting until Timber. I need a break. Now.
To the Migrants: This is Markedangels.
Welcome.
EDIT: The Theme of This Turn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSw243JXm98&list=WLABBE9454AB59F682&index=8&feature=plpp_video