Right. Im getting this over with. Normally i can focus on this and do daily updates, like last time.
But because of how long simple things take, im forced to mesh work, and updates. So, lets try and get someone else rolling
Sorry for the delay.
Im a slowpoke, what can I say.
It be Malachite.
And I have no idea what im doing right now.
I know whats causing the lag. It aint the items, its the amount of bloody zombies. Theres so many of them, that My Computer, which can run absolutely anything maxed out in every which way, lag.
Bravo Markedangels.
I just hope the next poor sod doesnt have to suffer like this.
The Solution is to somehow have a Zombie Genocide. Possibly followed by a Mass Suicide.
But seriously, they need to die, in order for there to be less lag.
If Magma dont kill Zombies, and Crossbows have gotten two people killed so far, that leaves Us with training up the best mother fucking Military Force known to Dwarfdom, and arming them with Adamantine Everything.
FYI, I couldnt be bothered doing Screenshots. This is fucking taking long enough as it is. Ill only screenshot important stuff. I wont seek out things to tag.
The Asylum is at least making slow, deliberate progress.
Getting the Zombies in once its done will be easy.
But it feels like its taking for-ever.
We are also gonna need a TON of Doors and Levers. Ill make them, to save the next person some grief.
And of course, plenty of Cages and Mechanisms.
Im also building a Mind Maze, and a special Trap Entrance, for Trapping stuff at minimalistic risk to Us.
Thats My Project in its entirety.
And its going swimmingly.
Hell, We already have some captives.
Someone should rig in a system where the cells can be... Um... "Purged".
[This was the end of one Update. I decided not to post it, and to accumulate a bigger, singular update instead of many tiny ones]
Kel the Farmer stands within the Catapult.
Praise unto the glorious Catapult of glory.
Im gonna lock the rest of the Migrants out, and hope they just... die. And lag Me down less.
They are fighting up there, and losing. Thankfully.
Someones taken a Fey Mood.
He has claimed a Craftsdwarf Workshop.
It be Galena.
The Great God... Eh... I mean, Hellish Beast of the Forgotten, Usan, has come. Meh.
Silly walls.
This is kind of epic. A bunch of Migrants are hiding in the abandoned half of the Fort, whilst some Zombies try to stalk Them.
Its an awesome spectac...
Wait a sec...
...We have a problem.
Um...
The Asylum... Kinda... Sorta pierced the Caverns...
Where Usan is.
...............................and all the others.
Um...
SEAL THE FUCKING HOLES!
...And let that be a cliffhanger.
[Again, one long update, instead of many small ones]
Dalex is... Dalex just stabbed Usan in the leg with a Pickaxe, and is now psychopathically bashing the shit out of it at lightening speed.
Hes been poisoned by extract, and hes taken some wounds. He is also Enraged.
So, Dalex. You pretty much went total Rage-Man on Us, and are now hacking up Usan.
You chipped His HEAD.
Not that that means much, considering that Usan just went off after the others, and Lomoth has joined the fight instead.
Fuck it, Screenshot time!
PS: Everyones still just... digging. In the midst of this.
A Woodcrafter is taking a stroll, out into the wilds of the Cavern.
Heres the FBs present currently.
But first, lemme mention the Sponge Men running around.
Usan:
Lomoth:
Buqui
Somehow the epicness is making the lag more bearable.
See, we have a bit of a problem. Noone is taking the jobs to seal off the area.
A Miner was just struck down, named Sigun.
And almost everyone down there is wounded.
We may have to stand and fight, because theyre running out of Miners to kill down there.
Dalex is still fighting, and chipped a Beasts upper body.
Everyone down there is fleeing helplessly into the Caverns. I may need to get the Militia on standby upstairs, because this may be my only chance to get Us into a big group, rather than a scattered mass.
I, Tiltin, am laying down there in agony.
I just wanted to be all Tiltin and stuff!
Dalex has been beaten to shit. Were mostly broken and wounded down here. More of Us are hiding in the Caverns than there are dead.
Tiltin has been struck down.
End Update.
[Again. You get the deal. One long update]
The wall is built. The area, sealed.
Those down there, condemned to die.
Us above, saved, survivors.
Now I have a decision to make.
It took the entire fucking year to dig out that...
PS: Dalex is dead.
*Ahem*
The whole year to dig out that fucking Asylum, and Ill be fucking damned if it was all for nothing. WE FIGHT!
...And Rith will make an Artifact!
Lets do some killing. CONSCRIPT. EVERYBODY.
...Wait, WHAT?!
Welp, lets... just seal that right up...
Totally irrelevant to the beasts. Just... um...
This didnt happen. *ahem*
Ok, ok.
We mayyy have accidentally broke into Hell.
It was a minor misjudgement.
Im not sure how it happened, honestly, because Ive not designated any new digging for ages.
This single tiny hole must have taken months for them to get to, and that makes zero sense.
Hence My confusion.
End Update.
[You know the drill]
I love how My boring turn just became a chain of catastrophic doomsday events.
Mm, walls down. Lets go KILL SOME BEASTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvaxPKs8uRQLETS GO TO WAR!
Our Warriors are on the Frontline.
Let there be Blood! For ARMOK!
What the fuck else is this damned place for, at this stage.
Yo Vodrilus. You just killed Buqui.
CHEERS FOR VODRILUS!
And no casualties so far.
Vodrilus VS Lomoth.
FIGHT!
Felcis is bashing the living crap out of Lomoth. Weve sustained a ton of injuries in the process of the battle though.
Two casualties, also.
Make that Three.
Reinforcements inbound.
Theres about 35 of us moving in, all up.
Usan has shown up. This aint gonna be pretty.
Two pretty tough Beasts here.
I really hope this wasnt a bad idea
Oh look. A Dwarf with a Crossbow, who resorted to bashing Usan, has been killed.
Lemme just switch all the Soldiers to only use Melee Weapons.
Felcis just beheaded Lomoth.
CHEERS FOR FELCIS!
DEATH TO USAN!
...Meanwhile, Rith made a Donkey Bone Crown.
Hooray.
FYI, Usan is a tough motherfucker.
Good News: Tunnel to Hell has been sealed.
Now to kill Usan.
I need a break.
[Yeah yeah. Update Breaks]
Yo, guess what.
A Vile Force of Darkness has arrived, I fucking shit You now.
WHY IS THIS ALL HAPPENING TO ME.
WHY.
ME.
I mean, They cant get in, but fuck.
Usans still fighting, You know. Hes just slowly killing our entire Military.
Fun fact:
Its still fucking Galena.
Im sending down Reinforcements.
Usan may be the death of Us if I dont, despite being torn up as it is, He just refuses to DIE.
Id take another screenshot, but I couldnt be arsed. Just imagine the last one with more corpses.
Bomrek is now in the Catapult.
Praise be the Catapult.
The Goblins, Elves, Migrants, and Zombies are having a massive Brawl.
My FPS hates Me to DEATH.
Good News.
Usan is DEAD. The cunt.
Bad News.
Tohwot Shasttolithbi Gulshebkamca the Forgotten Beast was waiting for the others to die.
Hes just been waiting. He didnt arrive now. Hes joined in, now.
I need a Therapist.
Fuck this. Everyone out of the Underground.
Im walling off the Breach whilst I still can. Weve lost enough lives killing Usan.
*sigh*
Its still Galena.
I need a break.
[La de da, Yeah]
Huh. The Goblins are killing about as many Zombies, as They are Frames Per Second.
Thing is, I dont know how High or Low that number is.
I just know that a smoke cloud will inevitably rush by any second now.
Also, it took an Arrow 6 seconds to fly across My Screen.
Yo dog. I heard You like Blood, So Im taking a snapshot of the surface.
Must. Make it. To the end of the Month.
I was gonna take a picture of the Hospital, but I dont know where the hell it is, so bleh.
Ill just follow a Dwarf using the new F-Key Follow Majuggle.
Found it. Aint really worth a screenie but.
Vieto is currantly Mayor. I couldnt be arsed making a new Me.
Because thats been working out soooooo well.
So, My Cage Entrance is still being built. SNEAKPEAK!
Why does this always happen to Me.
How is it still Galena.
Fuck it.
Break time, deal with it
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Right, now that thats over, would You folks prefer long updates like this, or many short updates? I just did it this way because it had been a while anyway, so I figured, why not take 3 more days and make it even longer.
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