After the untimely demise of my last adventurer, Queh Questhail (which sounds like a stutter to me) in a 550 year-old world, I decided to make another. I selected a human adventurer, once again in the same area. However, instead of being in a hamlet with other humans with the standard, "You've finally got your equipment together..." message, I instead woke up in a field
filled with ducks and dogs. No message, just animals
I thought it odd, since I was sure I didn't pick human outsider, but I started checking the place out.
I was somehow in a town filled with elves, and talking to an elvish crossbowman I accidentally asked him to join (I know, I know). I went to the nearest store, a bonecarver's shop, also with an elf in it. I asked him if he needed help, to which he responded that there was Quistra, a vampire, who had killed sixty-seven, in the keep a very short walk to the west (I asked again and he told me to kill the elf bandit that killed Queh). Thinking that everyone in the keep would help once I called the vampire out, I marched to the keep.
Once I arrived, I began searching the keep. I first checked the building in the center, and surprise surprise, there was Quistra, the exalted retinence "siege engineer". Not even realizing there was no one else in the area, I called him out. It basically went like this:
Me: You're a vampire, dude!
Quistra: Totally.
*Bronze bolt from my elf companion instantly hits him in the left lower arm and he drops his knife and
eight crowns formed from bits of humans and elves.*
Another bolt hits him in the foot and he falls over. I begin my attack on the creature, just stabbing and slashing wherever possible (severing a lot of nerves), and my slash to his right lower arm hits him and he once again drops eight crowns. This makes him angry, but uselessly so as I strike the killing slash to his head. Proud of my kill, I look at the place where his body is, and find the sixteen crowns scattered around, plus ~20 bracelets and rings which he didn't drop during the fight.
HURRAH! My first vampire kill. Here's my (hurried) MS Paint quality drawing. I'm putting it in spoilers because it's so ugly
I know he was mostly likely holding them all, and the crowns were made of bone and hair, but whatever.
P.S. What's with the lack of message? I'm 80% sure I didn't select outsider.