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[Byakugan01]

Well, not an engraving but the name of a siege in it-I had several sieges that were named "The Siege of Incineration" or some variant of it. They were mentioned in engravings of my dragons roasting stuff.

[Wooty]

My first decent artifact weapon was "NatureFriends", a steel crossbow decorated with steel spikes and puppy bones. I got bored of the fort before I ever got around to using though :<

[Errol]

I got ThreadNecromancy.

What!

[Masennus]

I have a silver spear named Whimsinch the Wonders of Scandal (ah those wonderful whimsical scandals!), a limestone crown named the Memory of Contingencies (sounds like a magical item that helps its wearer with tactical decisions, especially backup plans), the Curl of Cradling a green glass barrel (I'd keep my valuables safely cradled in it's curl), and Stillfierce the Yawning Dimension, a cave lobster shell amulet.

On the [amulet] is an image of a goblin and a dwarf in Nickel Silver. The goblin is making a plaintive gesture. The dwarf is striking a menacing pose.

These are all in the same fort. However, their awesome is mitigated by the existence of the Lauded Cacti an iron floodgate, and Waddlelength the ashen scepter...

[kenken244]

I had an iron artifact axe named "Cloistertarget" The sad part is that even though I literally had over a thousand steel bars, he chose to make it out of iron. It's a pity, it would have gone so well with my artifact steel chainmail.

[ousire]

A steel spear named "The Naughtiness of Sprays". For some reason I'm sure this dwarf hadn't had any woman for too long...

that is the most wrong artifact name yet

[Gergination]

I had an egotistical bastard create an artifact that was his exact name. 

It was a tower-cap cup.

[Heliman]

I have an oaken scepter named Tulon Willfence, it was made by Tulon Willfence and is engraved with a carving of a Dwarf and Tulon Willfence, the Dwarf is embracing Tulon Willfence.

[Tradanbattlan]

A bed named Rushedlabors
It is made of cow leather, menaces with spikes of cow leather and is adorned with rings of cow leather.
Stitched onto it is an image of a dwarf and elves in cow leather. The elves are laboring.
Stitched onto it is an image of a tentacle demon and a kobold in cow leather. The tentacle demon is standing over the kobold.


I guess that Jewelcrafter loved Cow Leather.
And rape.

[Samus1111111]

I have a mica coffin entitled "Bowelcrossed" and on it is an image of a dwarf in the fetal positon. I guess that onul Luslemsazir predicted that he would have to go as he died

[elizar]

The Disembowelment of Distinguishing.

A perfect tsavorite with bands of tsavorite.

In the same fort, I had a dwarf making a perfect tsavorite named "Tiredbreath the Static Spirit", encrusted with tsavorite. He became a legendary gem setter. Two artifacts later, another dwarf made The Disembowelment of Distinguishing, and became a legendary gem cutter. I guess the latter dorf was jealous of his apartment he had for free.

I have sand and magma. All traders go home ecstatic.

[Chicostick]

I have a few in this fort that aren't to bad.

One is Declineurged the Hammers of Rampage, a Billon spear. I'm not sure what the declineurged part is about, but hammers of rampage sounds pretty sweet.

My most recent artifact was made by a child that had a mangled leg. Watching him repeatedly go unconcious as he gathered materials was kind of pathetic, but it was worth it when I got the artifact:

The Keeper of Mystery, a Magnetite mug.

[Omnibus]

One of my dwarves created a magnetite throne called "Sweetnessreins".

Reins, reigns--I figure he couldn't spell.  And maybe he was an '85 Bears fan.

Sweet or not, it menaces with spikes of magnetite, and my mayor has it in his office.

[AshrothTheBrave]

Smiledknighted the National Fortunes in an old fort of mine. It was silver something or other and the most expensive artifact up to that point.

Mostodertal, The Shameful Luxury. A oaken amulet. Worth a whopping 28,800.

Semorzaled Sigun Kiron, Unitednoiseless the Tours of Holiness, a native gold grate. Had an image about a dwarf starving to death.

Idekzágod, Braingripped, a Diorite bed. Has hanging rings of iron and bands of Diorite and Granite. Menaces with spikes of turtle shell. Now I just need a mad scientist dwarf.

[Sheb]

Wow, this is the Zombiest thread ever. It is reborn 2 times over a 2 year-span. :p