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[A_Curious_Cat]

I'm curious, why do you always call them "geldables"

Wha…?  Oh… no reason…

Geldability is simply a property of the lower body part, when you say geldables you're just talking about lower bodies. You should be explicit and say that the game should have cocks in it.

These?

[brewer bob]

Replace geldables in the game with male chickens.

[King Zultan]

All creatures should have their genitals replaced with a live chicken, and if the chicken dies the creature it's attached to dies as well.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

All creatures should have their genitals replaced with a live chicken, and if the chicken dies the creature it's attached to dies as well.

It doesn't work the other way around, however. If the base creature dies, the chicken just detaches itself and becomes a normal chicken. In fact, that's where chickens come from.

[Starver]

All creatures should have their genitals replaced with a live chicken, and if the chicken dies the creature it's attached to dies as well.

It doesn't work the other way around, however. If the base creature dies, the chicken just detaches itself and becomes a normal chicken. In fact, that's where chickens come from.

So that's not a problem, but choking the chicken would be?

[brewer bob]

All creatures should have their genitals replaced with a live chicken, and if the chicken dies the creature it's attached to dies as well.

It doesn't work the other way around, however. If the base creature dies, the chicken just detaches itself and becomes a normal chicken. In fact, that's where chickens come from.

Urist McGelder has been struck down!
Urist McGelder's chicken sails off in an arc!
The chicken stands up.

[King Zultan]

It's all fun and games until someone chokes someone elses chicken to death.

Also this seems like it'd make wrestling much more dangerous as someone who's strong enough could just punch everyone's chicken to death.

[A_Curious_Cat]

DF needs a Mii interface.  Of course, this means that it will have to be ported to Nintendo hardware…