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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 536230 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6405 on: Today at 03:03:19 am »

The sound of singing should cause to go into an unending rage causing them to kill whoever is around them and the singer.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6406 on: Today at 03:27:49 am »

The only song they sing should be "Heigh-ho" and the lyrics should spam the announcements:

Urist McHauler cancels store item: cannot reach stockpile
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work work we go"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho"

Urist McSonghater has become enraged!
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, it's home from work work we go"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho"

Urist McSonghater is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho hum"

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6407 on: Today at 05:17:38 pm »

Actually, I think they should alternate between "Heigh-ho" and "Diggy Diggy Hole". Unless the door they happen to be blocked from is out of a kitchen, then they'll sing "Blunt the Knives".
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