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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 540221 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6405 on: November 05, 2024, 03:03:19 am »

The sound of singing should cause to go into an unending rage causing them to kill whoever is around them and the singer.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6406 on: November 05, 2024, 03:27:49 am »

The only song they sing should be "Heigh-ho" and the lyrics should spam the announcements:

Urist McHauler cancels store item: cannot reach stockpile
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work work we go"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho"

Urist McSonghater has become enraged!
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, it's home from work work we go"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho"

Urist McSonghater is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho hum"

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6407 on: November 05, 2024, 05:17:38 pm »

Actually, I think they should alternate between "Heigh-ho" and "Diggy Diggy Hole". Unless the door they happen to be blocked from is out of a kitchen, then they'll sing "Blunt the Knives".
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« Reply #6408 on: November 05, 2024, 09:04:05 pm »

All creatures in the game, intelligent or otherwise, must be called Bob the Brewer.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6409 on: November 09, 2024, 11:22:14 am »

Geldables automatically raise in the presence of a sexy dwarf.
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« Reply #6410 on: November 10, 2024, 12:10:05 am »

A what now? [chuckles elvishly]
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6411 on: November 10, 2024, 01:15:21 am »

All dwarves should be described as "a short, sexy creature fond of socks and geldables."

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« Reply #6412 on: November 10, 2024, 04:41:22 pm »

Closing the Unit Info screen while following a unit should cause the screen to re-center on the next unit in the unit list.
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King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6413 on: November 12, 2024, 02:40:24 am »

Closing any menu in game should also close the game.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6414 on: November 12, 2024, 06:18:43 pm »

Dwarves should have enormous geldables bigger than their bodies, which occupy multiple tiles when erect.
« Last Edit: November 12, 2024, 06:21:51 pm by PlumpHelmetMan »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6415 on: November 13, 2024, 02:50:52 am »

Dwarven geldables should work like bridges. When they're down, they can be destroyed, but when they're raised, only dragon fire can destroy them.

(And some dwarves should have retractable geldables.)

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« Reply #6416 on: November 13, 2024, 04:32:51 am »

I'm curious, why do you always call them "geldables"
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« Reply #6417 on: November 13, 2024, 05:11:58 am »

I'm curious, why do you always call them "geldables"

Wha…?  Oh… no reason
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #6418 on: November 13, 2024, 01:52:07 pm »

Toady should just give up trying to censor the game altogether, it's clearly not working in the players' filthy minds.
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« Reply #6419 on: November 14, 2024, 01:32:57 am »

I'm curious, why do you always call them "geldables"

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Geldability is simply a property of the lower body part, when you say geldables you're just talking about lower bodies. You should be explicit and say that the game should have cocks in it.
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