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[King Zultan]

The sound of singing should cause to go into an unending rage causing them to kill whoever is around them and the singer.

[brewer bob]

The only song they sing should be "Heigh-ho" and the lyrics should spam the announcements:

Urist McHauler cancels store item: cannot reach stockpile
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work work we go"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McSonghater has become enraged!
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, it's home from work work we go"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McSonghater is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho"
Urist McHauler: "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho hum"

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Actually, I think they should alternate between "Heigh-ho" and "Diggy Diggy Hole". Unless the door they happen to be blocked from is out of a kitchen, then they'll sing "Blunt the Knives".

[callisto8413]

All creatures in the game, intelligent or otherwise, must be called Bob the Brewer.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Geldables automatically raise in the presence of a sexy dwarf.

[Egan_BW]

A what now? [chuckles elvishly]

[brewer bob]

All dwarves should be described as "a short, sexy creature fond of socks and geldables."

[A_Curious_Cat]

Closing the Unit Info screen while following a unit should cause the screen to re-center on the next unit in the unit list.

[King Zultan]

Closing any menu in game should also close the game.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Dwarves should have enormous geldables bigger than their bodies, which occupy multiple tiles when erect.

[brewer bob]

Dwarven geldables should work like bridges. When they're down, they can be destroyed, but when they're raised, only dragon fire can destroy them.

(And some dwarves should have retractable geldables.)

[Egan_BW]

I'm curious, why do you always call them "geldables"

[A_Curious_Cat]

I'm curious, why do you always call them "geldables"

Wha…?  Oh… no reason…

[Eric Blank]

Toady should just give up trying to censor the game altogether, it's clearly not working in the players' filthy minds.

[Egan_BW]

I'm curious, why do you always call them "geldables"

Wha…?  Oh… no reason…

Geldability is simply a property of the lower body part, when you say geldables you're just talking about lower bodies. You should be explicit and say that the game should have cocks in it.