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[10ebbor10]

>Take the egg. Be a phoenix mommy.

USe demon powerson it to ensure loyality.(And combat effectivenes)

> And finally, incubate the phoenix egg with your body heat (or rather, your lack of heat, I mean, you're a zombie, right? Unless if you're a non-standard zombie.), and wait for it to hatch.

Fireballs work good for heating.

Then again, it is a phoenix egg, so no incubation heating thing might be required after all. Still, if that isn't the case,

> Attempt to heat up the egg with everything that you can use to heat it up.

Try to avoid turning it into an omellette though. Also, do birds have spleens.

[Trapezohedron]

Not while they're egg yolks.

ABSOLUTELY avoid eating the poor bird, since rumor has it that phoenixes have nice medicinal properties on the living, and probably also on the non-living.

[cerapa]

Indeed, eating phoenixes has important medicinal properties, if you count phoenix ashes drawing on your body heat in order to ressurect medicinal. People have reported being very cold and feeling like a bird is in their stomach. That is later confirmed when a phoenix bursts out of their chest. The coldness however, is unproven.

You take the shaking, rumbling, glowing egg into your hands. You might possibly feel rather parental, if it did not burn your hands as if you had shoved them into a lake of lava. It hurts is what Im saying. You feel like the egg is gonna take a while to hatch. And is gonna cause a rather big explosion when it does. Carrying it around might or might not be beneficial, depending on the moods of the creator.

Your troll host now has burnt, crispy hands and just seems to be getting tastier by the second. You expect some spices to fall on this thing any second now.

Still one omnious way to go, unless you suddenly learn to fly.
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 40;35/35
Level: 2 [41/40] [Something sappin your level up.]
ZLevel: 1 [1/20]
Elitist Points: 2/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe, !!Phoenix egg!!

Traits:

• Disc Magic: You can cast spells from various combinations of TECHNICAL MACHINES. Yes, they are straight out of Pokemon, why do you ask?
• Possessed by the Devil: Unlike what The Exorcist might tell you, this does not give you the ability to spin your head 360 degrees. It however lets you use a fragment of your power through the person you possess.
• Zombie: You are a zombie. One of those fast ones, not the slow lumbering ones. You also do not feel the craving for brain...its actualy prettSPLEEEEENS......spleens....ragh...spleens
• What Is This I Dont Even: You have the ability to control the body of something you have killed when you are inside them. Naturally this only works on things that are larger than you or things that are extremely stretchy. For practical purposes it gives you extra health and the hosts physical abilities for the period of time when you are inside something.

[Loud Whispers]

Wait.

So this is an exploding bird baby that makes our hands cooked and delicious, and we're NOT hauling it around with us? THIS IS NOT WHAT DF HAS TUAGHT MAH.

[cerapa]

Dude, check your inventory.

[forsaken1111]

Set troll host on fire so it becomes a fire troll again and is thus obviously immune to fire.

[Loud Whispers]

Set troll host on fire so it becomes a fire troll again and is thus obviously immune to fire.

We shall evolve into a !!TROLL!!

[freeformschooler]

Set troll host on fire so it becomes a fire troll again and is thus obviously immune to fire.

And use it to cross the ominous path harmlessly by virtue of being more ominous.

[cerapa]

You set your troll host on fire in a flashy scene worthy of being stock footage.

You could say a troll on fire with a zombie inside it is omnious, but the spikes beg to differ. You engage in an omnious off, which you start to win after hiding in a dark corner, that really brought out the fire an omniousness. After that you just concentrated on being omnious. Giving the troll a very omnious facial expression. You were on fire, both literally and figuratively.

The spikes start to fear your omniousness and retract, freeing the path ahead.

The victory over the omnious spikes earned you 5 XP, but you still do not level. This levelling barrier is getting quite worrying. But you continue forward and enter into the cave. The path is dark, or would be, if you didnt happen to be on fire. You see a couple of small omnious spiders in the corner of your eye. After quite a long time of walking, you come across a stone wall.

It has an engraving on it: "Within these walls is the lord of omniousness, ruler of the waters and lands, breather of air, the great almighty Ghostly Lungfish of Eek! Let him forever rest here, protected from the vile summonings of Physics."

What do you do?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 35;35/35
Level: 2 [46/40] [Something sappin your level up.]
ZLevel: 1 [1/20]
Elitist Points: 2/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe, !!Phoenix egg!!

Traits:

• Disc Magic: You can cast spells from various combinations of TECHNICAL MACHINES. Yes, they are straight out of Pokemon, why do you ask?
• Possessed by the Devil: Unlike what The Exorcist might tell you, this does not give you the ability to spin your head 360 degrees. It however lets you use a fragment of your power through the person you possess.
• Zombie: You are a zombie. One of those fast ones, not the slow lumbering ones. You also do not feel the craving for brain...its actualy prettSPLEEEEENS......spleens....ragh...spleens
• What Is This I Dont Even: You have the ability to control the body of something you have killed when you are inside them. Naturally this only works on things that are larger than you or things that are extremely stretchy. For practical purposes it gives you extra health and the hosts physical abilities for the period of time when you are inside something.

[freeformschooler]

Smash a few spiders in hopes of angering the Lungfish.

[10ebbor10]

Aren't we a fire troll now, and therefore imune to burning to a crisp. Also, destroy the walls( by punching them)

[Demonic Spoon]

Summon Bigger Ghostly Lungfish of Eek.

[cerapa]

You kill a few spiders. You get 3 XP from the kills, but still no level amd no angry lungfish.

You then decide to summon the Bigger Ghostly Lungfish of Eek, but you cant because thats not the type of magic you possess. So you just smash the wall down with your fire troll burning fists. The burning does not add much to punching down walls, but it looks infinitely more awesome.

The wall crumbles before your might troll strength, with bricks flying into the room itself and all that cool stuff. Within the room is the Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek omniously sleeping, having gained a few kilos and a few levels. The past years and sitting in a crypt have left it with a highly heightened amount of omniousness, but its burning hatred for Physics still dwells within.

It awakens from the stench of burning steamed fire troll zombie puppet. Its quite a complex smell, something between skunk and spoiled meat, but with a hint of toxic fumes. The Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek is not happy to see you, but lets out a sigh. It instantly recognized you for being posessed by the Devil, and remembers your noble fight with Physics. It uses its power of omniousness teleport you out of the crypt and into an open field. You see a city to your west.

You have gained a sidekick. It does whatever it pleases and is very omnious in its operation. By which I mean it is happy to sit back and watch the show. Its agenda is to have revenge on Physics for trapping it in this world.

What do you do?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 35;35/35
Level: 2 [46/40] [Something sappin your level up.]
ZLevel: 1 [1/20]
Elitist Points: 2/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe, !!Phoenix egg!!

Traits:

• Disc Magic: You can cast spells from various combinations of TECHNICAL MACHINES. Yes, they are straight out of Pokemon, why do you ask?
• Possessed by the Devil: Unlike what The Exorcist might tell you, this does not give you the ability to spin your head 360 degrees. It however lets you use a fragment of your power through the person you possess.
• Zombie: You are a zombie. One of those fast ones, not the slow lumbering ones. You also do not feel the craving for brain...its actualy prettSPLEEEEENS......spleens....ragh...spleens
• What Is This I Dont Even: You have the ability to control the body of something you have killed when you are inside them. Naturally this only works on things that are larger than you or things that are extremely stretchy. For practical purposes it gives you extra health and the hosts physical abilities for the period of time when you are inside something.

[10ebbor10]

Apply figurative wrench to level sapper in a downward hammering motion.

[Loud Whispers]

Apply crowbar directly to the forehead.