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[Zrk2]

Draw forth the sword and laugh. Then use my MD to bind my wound closed.

Fuck. This sucks.

[Riccto]

Update Plz?

[Imakuni]

Ah, didn't realize that that was everyone, sorry.

Update tomorrow, just got back from dancing and tired.

[Trollan]

Ah, didn't realize that that was everyone, sorry.

Update tomorrow, just got back from dancing and tired.

?

[Imakuni]

I guess it's technically not tomorrow anymore, BUT ANYWAY

Riccto: [5] You start mashing buttons, and the machine stops smoking. Huh. Strange how that works.

Trollan: [5] You casually walk up to the harbor and point your shiny, sharp samurai sword in the nearest sailor's face and demand that he turns over his ship. He does not resist. (Item get: Ship)

Flintus: [4] You grow larger and larger and larger and pick up a crowd member that looks like he may do some damage. You swing him around [1] and fall flat on your face. You may be a grower, but you're still a shower.

Nirur Torir: [5] With your masterful moves, you mesmerize the crowd with your stunning dance. They drop their weapons and all look at you, blankness in their eyes.

HighEndNoob: [5] After a few tries, you successfully perfect your design of an airplane made out of corn. It runs on ethanol too, so it's green! [Item get: Cornplane)

Zrk2: [6] You pull the sword out of your digestive tract and give a cough that sounds a little bit like a laugh, and with all the energy you have, will your skin to close itself and mend the wound. Looking down, you see your skin slowly start to weave together and satisfied with yourself, you pass out. But because you passed out, you never gave the mental command to stop the regeneration, and now your skin is still growing despite the wound being healed...

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Henrique Hazni(Riccto)
In good health
In a room with a bigass supercomputer in it
Items: Suit

Trol Lan(Trollan)
In good health
Somewhere on the west coast
Items: Suit, glass of wine, treasure map, Samurai sword, ship

Bob Elvis(HighEndNoob)
In good health
In a cornfield
Items: Suit, glass of wine, top hat, morningstar, cornplane

Sir Frederick Robettica Charlemagne Earlsworth IV(Nirur Torir)
In good health
At the main room of the party
Items: Suit, flask of good tea

Milo Teirmo(Zrk2)
Unconscious, with a lump of skin growing uncontrollably around his stomach
In the kitchen after slaying a foul beast
Items: Suit, glass of wine, Bigass sword

Mike Thore(Flintus10)
Broken nose, 3x his natural size
In the main room of the party
Items: Suit bottoms, empty glass, crowd member

[Flintus10]

Use my crowd member and fight any man who dares step foward.

[Nirur Torir]

I throw cold water into the face of that fainted guy with a cancerous stomach who's lying in a pool of blood, in order to wake him up.

[Trollan]

I guess the RNG is taking pity after having my roll to howl character die in 13 turns, after 5 turns of bad rolls.
get that lousy sailor to come back and sail for me

[Riccto]

Open up Console commands on the computer, turn on cheat codes

[Trollan]

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[Zrk2]

Wake up and amputate the skin cancer