I guess it's technically not tomorrow anymore, BUT ANYWAY
Riccto: [5] You start mashing buttons, and the machine stops smoking. Huh. Strange how that works.
Trollan: [5] You casually walk up to the harbor and point your shiny, sharp samurai sword in the nearest sailor's face and demand that he turns over his ship. He does not resist. (Item get: Ship)
Flintus: [4] You grow larger and larger and larger and pick up a crowd member that looks like he may do some damage. You swing him around [1] and fall flat on your face. You may be a grower, but you're still a shower.
Nirur Torir: [5] With your masterful moves, you mesmerize the crowd with your stunning dance. They drop their weapons and all look at you, blankness in their eyes.
HighEndNoob: [5] After a few tries, you successfully perfect your design of an airplane made out of corn. It runs on ethanol too, so it's green! [Item get: Cornplane)
Zrk2: [6] You pull the sword out of your digestive tract and give a cough that sounds a little bit like a laugh, and with all the energy you have, will your skin to close itself and mend the wound. Looking down, you see your skin slowly start to weave together and satisfied with yourself, you pass out. But because you passed out, you never gave the mental command to stop the regeneration, and now your skin is still growing despite the wound being healed...
Henrique Hazni(Riccto)
In good health
In a room with a bigass supercomputer in it
Items: Suit
Trol Lan(Trollan)
In good health
Somewhere on the west coast
Items: Suit, glass of wine, treasure map, Samurai sword, ship
Bob Elvis(HighEndNoob)
In good health
In a cornfield
Items: Suit, glass of wine, top hat, morningstar, cornplane
Sir Frederick Robettica Charlemagne Earlsworth IV(Nirur Torir)
In good health
At the main room of the party
Items: Suit, flask of good tea
Milo Teirmo(Zrk2)
Unconscious, with a lump of skin growing uncontrollably around his stomach
In the kitchen after slaying a foul beast
Items: Suit, glass of wine, Bigass sword
Mike Thore(Flintus10)
Broken nose, 3x his natural size
In the main room of the party
Items: Suit bottoms, empty glass, crowd member